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@Neil I posted in the transfer rumours thread that we should raid Everton because you’re hamstrung FFP wise - someone contemptuously asked “Like who?” before the conversation moved on.

 

Digne is an obvious one, Doucoure given our circumstances. I was wondering if you fear being raided in January, and who might be most likely to be pinched?

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6 hours ago, Raconteur said:

@Neil I posted in the transfer rumours thread that we should raid Everton because you’re hamstrung FFP wise - someone contemptuously asked “Like who?” before the conversation moved on.

 

Digne is an obvious one, Doucoure given our circumstances. I was wondering if you fear being raided in January, and who might be most likely to be pinched?


Rafa, surely. 
 

I kid. I kid. (Or maybe I no kid.)

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4 minutes ago, tom1988 said:

Would love us to take Ben Godfrey from them but Holgate is probably more realistic, not that I rate him

 

Godfrey has been turd this season. Like Aarons and Lewis the talent is there but all some way from being reliable. 

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14 hours ago, Neil said:

You lot said the same last year and I emphasised how badly we'd been playing before you won 0-2.

 

It will be a grim game I'm fairly sure of that part.

 

We prove it time and time again, most recently v Leicester on Sunday, but if you are on a bad run (a team or a centre forward) just wheel out Newcastle and we'll end that for you no problem. Don't think Kane had scored a league goal all season till he played us back in October!

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1 hour ago, Dokko said:

 

Godfrey has been turd this season. Like Aarons and Lewis the talent is there but all some way from being reliable. 

They never play Godfrey in his proper position as a CB from what I've seen of Everton

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2 hours ago, tom1988 said:

Would love us to take Ben Godfrey from them but Holgate is probably more realistic, not that I rate him

The cunt that stamped on Tomisayu’s face the other week? No thanks- thought he was shite and every time I’ve watched him he’s ran around headless.

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2 hours ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

We prove it time and time again, most recently v Leicester on Sunday, but if you are on a bad run (a team or a centre forward) just wheel out Newcastle and we'll end that for you no problem. Don't think Kane had scored a league goal all season till he played us back in October!

Hasn’t scored since either I don’t think 

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36 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

It depends on their injury/managerial situation at the time, but at present I'd fancy us to get something from Everton. They're deep in the shit, on and off the pitch.

 

Wouldn’t fancy us against Darlington based on Sunday. 

 

Need a massive improvement.

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1 hour ago, The Prophet said:

It depends on their injury/managerial situation at the time, but at present I'd fancy us to get something from Everton. They're deep in the shit, on and off the pitch.

Trouble with that is Rafa knows all of our weaknesses. He knows all about our proneness for individual errors.

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5 minutes ago, Happinesstan said:

Trouble with that is Rafa knows all of our weaknesses. He knows all about our proneness for individual errors.

Not anymore he doesn't....we've been Bruced and got a whole load more he hasn't got a clue about.

 

Could be advantageous

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7 minutes ago, gjohnson said:

Exactly, you cant plan against a team that has no plan, obvious direction or collective motivation

But we now have a plan, involving the same players Rafa knows so well. They were never Bruced, he couldn't inspire a dog to piss on a lamppost. They've been de-Rafad

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20 minutes ago, Happinesstan said:

But we now have a plan, involving the same players Rafa knows so well. They were never Bruced, he couldn't inspire a dog to piss on a lamppost. They've been de-Rafad

I'd say a fair few of them have been fully Bruced...

 

Lacelles....just short on an international call up pre-Bruce, and now doesn't look like he knows how to football at all

Willock....looked a good player immediately from Arsenal, now looks like a total waste of space

Clarke....never brilliant, but always a 7/10 player for Rafa, now a complete liability

Ritchie...again never brilliant but with constant direction from Rafa reasonably useful....Now looks like a right winger playing as a left back

Hayden....a semi competent defensive midfielder, now spends more time on the ground complaining than trying to play

Longstaff 1....touted for a £50m move and cant even get ahead of Shelvey now

Longstaff 2....Arguably better than Longstaff 1, but punted up to Aberdeen where he can't even get in their team now.

 

Rafa had this lot (bar Willock) playing as a coherent effective team.  6 months of Bruceball and not one of them currently deserves to be starting a premier league game

 

 

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6 minutes ago, gjohnson said:

I'd say a fair few of them have been fully Bruced...

 

Lacelles....just short on an international call up pre-Bruce, and now doesn't look like he knows how to football at all

Willock....looked a good player immediately from Arsenal, now looks like a total waste of space

Clarke....never brilliant, but always a 7/10 player for Rafa, now a complete liability

Ritchie...again never brilliant but with constant direction from Rafa reasonably useful....Now looks like a right winger playing as a left back

Hayden....a semi competent defensive midfielder, now spends more time on the ground complaining than trying to play

Longstaff 1....touted for a £50m move and cant even get ahead of Shelvey now

Longstaff 2....Arguably better than Longstaff 1, but punted up to Aberdeen where he can't even get in their team now.

 

Rafa had this lot (bar Willock) playing as a coherent effective team.  6 months of Bruceball and not one of them currently deserves to be starting a premier league game

 

 

 

Bruce never made any attempt to play them as a coherent effective team. Therefore his influence is nil, in this respect. We're a squad of Championship players from which Rafa got a quite pleasant tune. Bruce came along and blew in the wrong fucking end.

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1 hour ago, gjohnson said:

Not anymore he doesn't....we've been Bruced and got a whole load more he hasn't got a clue about.

 

Could be advantageous

 

Exactly. How do you prepare against a team that won't even know themselves what they are going to do?

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Lascelles had the perfect set-up for a good while - and I'm not digging him out here. 

 

At its best, he had two technical players either side of him in Schar/Lejeuene. They would do the forays up field, the fancy stuff, and clean up anything that came short. All Lascelles had to do was sit next to them and let them know what was happening. If it came in high it was his ball to win. If he needed to chase he could do that. I don't know when Rafa had the genesis of the idea to play us in a back three, I'd love to know, but he basically built a back three that was impeccable balanced. If Schar/Lejeune made a balls up you could trust Jamal to step in and clean up. We also didn't leave much space in behind which is what all defenders prefer. It's why I can look like Beckenbaeur at five a side and Bobby Davro on a 11aside pitch.

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