nufc4eva Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I bet he fails his medical Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Thigh strain apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I bet he fails his medical After the nufc doctor accidently drops an anvil on his foot with Charley and a brown envelope hiding behind the curtains. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I bet he fails his medical After the nufc doctor accidently drops an anvil on his foot with Charley and a brown envelope hiding behind the curtains. Probably Dubrovnik falling on him, knacking the both of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Well I've just been really sad and tracked his plane on flightradar. Landed about 5 minutes ago. So has old Hopey as well Be outstanding if they can wheel him out before the match and Kenedy plays, might give everyone a lift. They definitely should do that. He'd get such a good welcome (the sheer relief! Plus being snubbed by Sturridge). First impressions count, let's make him desperate to please us, get that kind if adulation every week. Plus if the hop along f***er is in a wheelchair, perhaps we can use the song someone suggested: 'Will the real Slimani, please stand-up, pleeeaassseee stand-up...' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Slips and falls into a concrete mixer. Dubrovnik puts both arms in to save him and loses them making him doubtful for the match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I think we're a loan now Saw her in Eldon Square in 1987, her PA got a shoe bounced off her head when the speaker blew. More exciting than any transfer window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 A signing of real quality. Slimani was a target of Rafa's in 2016, if we had stayed up he may have been a Newcastle player already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I think we're a loan now Saw her in Eldon Square in 1987, her PA got a shoe bounced off her head when the speaker blew. More exciting than any transfer window. I was there too my friend fell through HMV window while watching it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Perfect teenage wank material Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 That's an aeroplane mate!? He is fleeing the country until midnight. Ha ha! I didn't notice that it was a screenshot from Slimani's social media. I thought it was just a speculative photo of a plane at Newcastle airport or something. Apologies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Unless that's a really popular plane, I've just seen that coming into land when I was out with the dog. Coming around Whitley Bay lighthouse. Not even kidding, I fucking hate shite WUM craic about signings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time. I didn't dare go to see either. I was 13 with no control over my w@nking and a lust for redheads. I'd still be in jail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I think we're a loan now Saw her in Eldon Square in 1987, her PA got a shoe bounced off her head when the speaker blew. More exciting than any transfer window. I was there too my friend fell through HMV window while watching it Brilliant day, kids falling through windows and owld bags getting shoes smashes off their heads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I was there too, I saw people leaving the atmosphere that day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I hope we catch lightning in a bottle with Slimani. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I wasn't there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Sign of the times, i'll be all ears Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Sign of the times, i'll be all ears "Stop Now" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I think we're a loan now Saw her in Eldon Square in 1987, her PA got a shoe bounced off her head when the speaker blew. More exciting than any transfer window. Nicky Brown ('s a wally) introducing her? I was there. Threw a cheese sarnie at her and missed by a whisker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Sign of the times, i'll be all ears "Stop Now" ing song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So did I. Forgot about that. Slightly surreal. Also saw Belinda Carlisle by the Monument, around the same time.... 80's singers....It's been too long since a new signing, me thinks... Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Sign of the times, i'll be all ears "Stop Now" I had a right crush on Miranda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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