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If i hear Keith Downie mention " Corridors of Power " again..any other clubs have corridors of power ffs

Hiw else do you think they get to the Data Room ?

 

I've just got a mental picture of Staveley dress as lara croft fighting her way down the "corridor of power".  Ashley as the end of level big boss.

 

Keep your fantasies to yourself

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I imagine SJP is just made up of loads of empty offices and corridors, where all the staff have been sacked or moved to zero-hours contracts.

 

Lights off and no blinds all around, all doors closed to save on heating, Susan sat at the desk on her own with 35 telephone lines al put through to her phone, charnley sat at his desk with padded corners staring a newton's cradle while Bruce stands braying the door at ashleys empty office knowing full well he's not there.

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Didn't the original news say that this could take days, weeks, or even months?

 

Jim White said 72 hours though.

 

Has Jim mentioned anything today? Someone call him today on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), that's 08717 22 33 44, and ask him what's going on.

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Didn't the original news say that this could take days, weeks, or even months?

 

Jim White said 72 hours though.

 

Has Jim mentioned anything today? Someone call him today on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), that's 08717 22 33 44, and ask him what's going on.

Think that's 457 times you have reminded us all what Jim White the cunt said.

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Who wrote that shit?

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Who wrote that shit?

 

Bishop.

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

I didn't bother reading it all but Jesus Christ  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: People really are thinking that Bruce is doing a good job ffs. Expected points have us bottom of the table by almost four points.

 

People have short memories, this is Pardew's 5th all over again and no team can be as lucky as we have been for consecutive seasons. At least Pardew had a decent squad to help with the fall.

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:lol: People really are thinking that Bruce is doing a good job ffs. Expected points have us bottom of the table by almost four points.

 

Yes, it's ridiculous.

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When did Bruce say that Charnley had said there was nothing in it? I've just watched his pre-Norwich press conference and unless NUFC have cut that quote out of the video, he doesn't say it.

 

Will be for the written press they do that separately do they not ?

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

That cannot be real?

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Sorry but expected points is wank man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

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