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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Of course without this story surfacing, he'd have been forced to give Rafa a contract and sign a load of players just so people on the internet wouldn't get the hump for an extra three weeks.

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Of course without this story surfacing, he'd have been forced to give Rafa a contract and sign a load of players just so people on the internet wouldn't get the hump for an extra three weeks.

Depends whether or not you think Ashley would be deceptive for a perceived easier life, I for one think he would.

 

Sounds a bit over the top granted, but I wouldn't put anything past him.

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

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Every summer under Ashley when we have done business, it’s been at the last minute. It makes no sense for him to fake right now when he knows it will give him no time, people are getting impatient now, never mind come July/August. Also BZG have no reason to go along with the ruse, nor would they ever agree to it.

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

This bloody conspiracy, man. :lol: Ashley could do just the bold without any story of a takeover.

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Ben Jacobs was the guy on the Black & White podcast claimed that account was legit

 

It was obviously fake, I think we all knew that, if Jacobs said that he’s a complete knob ............ oh hang on ?

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Everyone knew that twitter account was fake from the off.

The guy even admitted to being a Man Utd fan, now people went official to Twitter and his name got pulled and his original name re-instated. Tried to say it was all a joke for 4chan and part of a wider hoax, been hounded with evidence to the contrary and pulled his account because he can’t handle it. Absolute weapon, but also the idiots who fell for him have to look at themselves, he was so obvious.

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Fat Sam wouldn't work under the restrictions Ashley imposes

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Everyone knew that twitter account was fake from the off.

The guy even admitted to being a Man Utd fan, now people went official to Twitter and his name got pulled and his original name re-instated. Tried to say it was all a joke for 4chan and part of a wider hoax, been hounded with evidence to the contrary and pulled his account because he can’t handle it. Absolute weapon, but also the idiots who fell for him have to look at themselves, he was so obvious.

 

Nope. Wasn’t It the lawyer guy that was the Man Utd fan. This one is the fake Midhat one

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

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Bullshit rumour that the club doesn't deny sends everyone into a frenzy, journos pretending they know this and that to get clicks, Ashley purposely leaving fans in the dark and not denying takeover news so he can quietly let Rafa's contract run down whilst also spending zilch on players, club will say no proof of funds.... time wasters etc.. once Rafa is gone and it's too late to sign anyone decent.

 

Sam Allardyce appointed, more fake takeover news in January, rinse and repeat.

 

££££ for Ashley, gets his new yes man, fans turn up in their droves as usual.

 

Fat Sam wouldn't work under the restrictions Ashley imposes

 

He would for £6 million a year.

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

That joke is as old as, well, the flintstones.

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

That joke is as old as, well, the flintstones.

Prehysterical?

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

That joke is as old as, well, the flintstones.

Prehysterical?

 

Prehistoric banter.

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I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help;

 

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

 

Dino give up the day job

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