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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Who wrote that shit?

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Who wrote that shit?

 

Bishop.

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

I didn't bother reading it all but Jesus Christ  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: People really are thinking that Bruce is doing a good job ffs. Expected points have us bottom of the table by almost four points.

 

People have short memories, this is Pardew's 5th all over again and no team can be as lucky as we have been for consecutive seasons. At least Pardew had a decent squad to help with the fall.

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:lol: People really are thinking that Bruce is doing a good job ffs. Expected points have us bottom of the table by almost four points.

 

Yes, it's ridiculous.

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When did Bruce say that Charnley had said there was nothing in it? I've just watched his pre-Norwich press conference and unless NUFC have cut that quote out of the video, he doesn't say it.

 

Will be for the written press they do that separately do they not ?

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Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East.

 

He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship.

 

In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax.

 

But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China.

 

So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park.

 

And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

That cannot be real?

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Sorry but expected points is wank man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

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Sorry but expected points is wank man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

 

:thup: I doubt anyone's going to use these statistics as a stick to beat Klopp with, despite Liverpool being even further away from their xPTS than us.

 

As you say, it's a guide, and using it as the driving force of an argument makes your argument a lot weaker IMO.

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You can't completely discount xG, it was good predictor that Southampton would improve after their bad start to the season.

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Sorry but expected points is wank man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

 

:thup: I doubt anyone's going to use these statistics as a stick to beat Klopp with, despite Liverpool being even further away from their xPTS than us.

 

As you say, it's a guide, and using it as the driving force of an argument makes your argument a lot weaker IMO.

 

Why has the rabbit in your avatar got a scotch pancake on its head?

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Sorry but expected points is w*** man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

That Joelinton header off the bar was not a good chance

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Sorry but expected points is w*** man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

That Joelinton header off the bar was not a good chance

 

It was 2 inches from being a goal man. :lol:

 

How’s a good cross and good header not a good chance?

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Sorry but expected points is w*** man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

That Joelinton header off the bar was not a good chance

 

It was 2 inches from being a goal man. :lol:

 

How’s a good cross and good header not a good chance?

It doesn't matter if it hits the bar. If someone hits the bar from a strike from 35 yards it doesn't make it a good chance. I don't think you know how expected goals works

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Sorry but expected points is w*** man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

That Joelinton header off the bar was not a good chance

 

It was 2 inches from being a goal man. :lol:

 

How’s a good cross and good header not a good chance?

It doesn't matter if it hits the bar. If someone hits the bar from a strike from 35 yards it doesn't make it a good chance. I don't think you know how expected goals works

 

I know exactly how it works which is why I don’t agree with using the way some do. Liverpool would be 2nd under xG man. :lol:

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Sorry but expected points is wank man. We had the best two chances v Chelsea in the whole game yet xG had us to lose. It’s decent as a guide and that’s it.

 

:thup: I doubt anyone's going to use these statistics as a stick to beat Klopp with, despite Liverpool being even further away from their xPTS than us.

 

As you say, it's a guide, and using it as the driving force of an argument makes your argument a lot weaker IMO.

 

Well, I've also watched too many games and we don't really pass the eye-test either.

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