Happinesstan Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Suffering from Mitro Syndrome. Young prospect brought in for a big fee, and expected to lead the line in the [allegedly] toughest league in the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I’m actually worried about him ever reaching the potential. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Mitro could at least hit the net though. This guy's pony. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Makes you wonder - were Hoffenheim using him differently, or did our scouts see something that simply isn't there? Used him quite a lot on the side in a forward 3 as well as one of 2 forwards, and also as an attacking midfielder I think. Why would you want this guy on the side he literally crumbles when anyone comes near him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Makes you wonder - were Hoffenheim using him differently, or did our scouts preferred agent see something that simply isn't there? Fixed that for you sir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 We smashed our transfer record on this absolute fucking plank who has a scoring record now of 1 in 15 Theres defenders with better records than that. He makes Shola look like Drogba this useless cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Where's Kaka? We need some positive mental energy directed towards this guy as he clearly needs all the help he can get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Forty million pounds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Forty million pounds. Doesnt even look like a footballer utter fucking crap just like all.of our forwards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Did a great job in occupying the defence and softening them up for Carroll and Shevey to provide the sucker punch. £40m well spent IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 The policy of buying potential and then selling for a profit is going well. Who needs Rondon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Dreadful. Can we get Mitro back? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 We could probably get Joselu back for about £3m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Plays like Riviere. Seriously Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 The 2-1 win today sticks it right up the critics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roids Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Money laundering, only explanation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Might as well just hoy Gayle or Muto up top. Joelinton is offering nowt at the minute as a target man and his confidence is clearly shot, at least Gayle manages to be in the right positions for the odd tap in every now and then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 He's not a target man, never has been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 He's not a target man, never has been. What is he meant to be, then? His only qualities that I've seen are holding the ball up and winning the odd header, but even they're lacking at the moment. His passing isn't great, has no pace, can't dribble or beat a man for shite, wants too many touches, has little to no invention... I'm not sure what kind of player he's meant to be if not a target man. He doesn't have the attributes to play any other role in this league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 He showed some early promise, but his confidence is shot to fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Carroll who's finished at this level is better than this guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 It is definitely Riviere all over again. Except we didn't gamble on the cheap. Ashley must be furious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Our scouts identified him as a player who would go on to increase in value over the long term. Maybe we just need to show some patience. Bruce has got us halfway to safety so that leaves plenty of time for Joe to develop and really kick on next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 If ASM is indeed out for a few weeks maybe it's worth giving him a go on the left? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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