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23 minutes ago, Magdad said:

some of you fuckers need porn or Jesus in your lives 

 

Look, all I know is having a healthy interest in Newcastle airspace hasn't started any wars, yet.

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2 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said:

Jesus obtained his pilots licence, and he had a massive cock. 

 

I think the lasses used to skip to that when I was a youngin 

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32 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Or Jesus porn, POV on a plane. 


“Jesus gives stepmom massive creampie while daddy is away on business” 🤮

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Dr Jinx said:


“Jesus gives stepmom massive creampie while daddy is away on business” 🤮

 

 

Not everything needs to be posted 

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44 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

Picking up Jonathan Edwards so he can go to Paris and talk on telly with Clare Balding about how Jesus wouldn't let him do any hop skip or jumping on a Sunday

I played football with him once guesting for Heaton Hearts my mates team. TBF he was absolutely rapid but had all the control of a dog chasing a balloon 

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I would like him a lot too. His versatility would be great to have. Along with his technical abilities. 
 

But no links at all really apart from X bullshit unfortunately. (Afaik)

 

 

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3 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

Picking up Jonathan Edwards so he can go to Paris and talk on telly with Clare Balding about how Jesus wouldn't let him do any hop skip or jumping on a Sunday

He's now "lost his faith" fwiw.

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19 minutes ago, madras said:

He's now "lost his faith" fwiw.


Hence the use of the past tense rather than the present 

 

Nowadays the baby Jesus won’t stop him from jumping into a sandpit in a Sunday 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:


Hence the use of the past tense rather than the present 

 

Nowadays the baby Jesus won’t stop him from jumping into a sandpit in a Sunday 

 

 

 

I thought the past tense might've been because he's now 58 and probably hasn't competed in over 20yrs.

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2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

This...

 

 

 

Will that thing even fit the baggage of 4 £50 million players 

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Just now, Ben said:

 

Will that thing even fit the baggage of 4 £50 million players 

Is the wanking God and Jonathan Edward’s on the plane as-well 😂😂😂😂

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