Abra Dubravka Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Class man management, just blame Gayle. What a rancid fat c***. Fuuuck, brought this up the other day... It’s basically only Darren Bent that’s been able to sustain the managerial hamstring that is Steve Bruce, and score 20+ a season and be consistent up front. Notable mentioned for Steve Bruce’s daughter shagger Clinton Morrison for being somewhat prolific in Championship, but other than that Steve Bruce’s career is totally devoid of strikers scoring lots of goals. Once he’s sacked here, he’ll be to dinner speeches and still telling the story of Duggary scoring a handful to drag him out of the shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Class man management, just blame Gayle. What a rancid fat cunt. Funny, other teams manager to create chance after chance. Often against us, for starters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Bruce'll be raging Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 'So called journalist' hitting the nail on the head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Hope absolutely bang on. Serial loser, at the serial loser club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 literally the human version of shat in sweatpants discarded in a muddy ditch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 We should change the thread title to: ‘Multiple Relegation Specialist Steve Bruce’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 The COVID shit he spouted this week was the start of his ‘getting his excuses in early’ narrative to support his relegation sob story. Fat useless cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Pinnacle of his career was 2-0 at Wembley, watching his bairn Alex throwing his blockhead in front of anything Giroud went for Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 What is he on about everytime he says 'we're not yet in the tickly bit of the season'. Does he have orgasms when that part of the season arrives? He's gone and said those words several times in the past few weeks. He must enjoy those tines. Change the thread title to Steve Tickly Bruce or something. If crowds are allowed back in stadiums before the end of the season and we're still not safe, and lose our home match in front of a crowd, Bruce is hopefully in for a nightmare 90 minutes. He'll still be here by then, no doubt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Oh please keep him in the job, I want this fat kunt to feel the true vile of the Geordie crowd next season. Early on I want us to struggle I want pure hatred towards him from game 1 He deserves not to walk away from us, the coward.It’s coming cabbage heed, it’s coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Class man management, just blame Gayle. What a rancid fat c***. Disgusting that, it’s always a thinly veiled jab at one player or another without naming anyone. He is a coward, Ritchie nailed it. Rowan Vine was this weeks Undr the Cosh, bit of a helmet, but worth a listen - he moved from Luton to Birmingham and played for Bruce. He said in Bruce’s press conference he expected Vine to net another 10 goals, that would be good - 12 games to play Steve. “You haven’t signed f***ing Michael Owen” He mentioned about ‘non forwards’ not knowing how to coach attackers, referring to Bruce just waning to hoy forwards on in efforts to get goals, win games. Vine didn’t speak much about Bruce, more about Bentnder being the top dog as a teenager, shagging his daughter and going on Bruce family holidays therefore doing whatever he wanted in the squad at 18. Got subbed one game, wouldn’t sit on bench so lent against the dugout. Final whistle Bentner first in and out of shower, so whilst Bruce is giving post match talk with rest of team listening, 18 year old NB strolls across wang hanging in front of Bruce’s team talk!! Basically was a situation where Bruce toploaded his squad with forwards in a scorched earth policy regarding goals. He was cucked with Wenger, promised he’d play Bendnter, Djouro and Muamba, but double necking it with NB - he was 18 ffs!! Imagine! No wonder he had an ego rest of his career. Wor Steve spent a season edging him - scoring goals, running the roost as a teenager, shagging his daughter and on loan from Wenger! Hilarious stuff when all the pieces align! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitley mag Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 The COVID s*** he spouted this week was the start of his ‘getting his excuses in early’ narrative to support his relegation sob story. Fat useless c***. You can bank on it, this craic of the buck stops with him will soon be followed by a long list of excuses. ‘We go again next season’ will hopefully be the comment that finally makes the masses say enough is enough and empty the f***ing place. The fact he was ready to drop ASM before Palace away after a bust up, and left Almiron on the bench for games will not even get a mention whilst he trots out how we lost our 3 best players. Anyone thinking this f***er gets sacked after relegation is kidding themselves. No way will Ashley pay anyone off after relegation. The narrative will be spun that everything conspired against him and he’s the best man to bring us back up. Anyone and I mean anyone who sets foot in that ground with Bruce in the Championship, I’m sorry but they become complicit in the demise of this club and will deserve all the misery that awaits them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Just seen 10,000 fans will be let into the last home game Unlucky Steve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitley mag Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Just seen 10,000 fans will be let into the last home game Unlucky Steve Will there be 10,000 wanting to go if we’re already down ? Lose at Brighton next week with the fixtures following, I think we might well be down by then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Why does every story about a striker involve them shagging Bruce’s daughter? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Why does every story about a striker involve them shagging Bruce’s daughter? It’s the only way they see any action under Bruce...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Or the only time they score. Lee Hendrie, Darren Bent, Jermaine Pennant, Bendtner.... It’s like she’s part of the signing on fee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Just seen 10,000 fans will be let into the last home game Unlucky Steve Will there be 10,000 wanting to go if we’re already down ? Lose at Brighton next week with the fixtures following, I think we might well be down by then. Sad thing is we’d fill it mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Bruce seems to have forgotten that when we had our front three we were still shit and losing. The stink had set in long long before they got injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Worst manager in the league by a mile and the biggest twat by a mile! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Still here. Feels like forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Steve Bruce started the season with a target of a point a game and he's matching that, its just so crap to watch and the scary thing is that would be his target next season and the one after that and the one after that and so on. Standing still is progress for Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Steve Bruce started the season with a target of a point a game and he's matching that, its just so crap to watch and the scary thing is that would be his target next season and the one after that and the one after that and so on. Standing still is progress for Bruce. To be fair that was pretty much how Benitez saw it too, as most of them do under Ashley, the biggest kunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Benitez wouldn’t have been settling for a point a game after spending £100m plus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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