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Steve Bruce (now unemployed)


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Assuming Bruce doesn’t make it past the end of the season. Is anyone actually going to employ him ever again?

 

Just take a look at all the clubs that did that for the last 20+ years and his record has been consistently shite throughout that time, so yes, they will (assuming he still wants to work - if you can call it that)

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Doubt he needs to work again anyway, might fancy retirement. This was the mental case of NUFC inexplicably paying money to headhunt him, he would never have dreamed anything like that would happen.

 

Yup, He'll end up as a pundit on BT sports.

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Talksport.

"Listen, a lot gets said by these continental cowches about tactics or whatever you want to call it, but at the end of the day, it's about getting as many strikers on the pitch as you can."

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He’ll probably be our next Director of fucking Football tbh.

 

 

Genuinely wouldn't be a surprise. Good chance for him to skim profits too.

 

He's clearly adored within the club and as a thin skinned, obese, avaricious bellend he fits in perfectly with the rest of them.

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Talksport.

"Listen, a lot gets said by these continental cowches about tactics or whatever you want to call it, but at the end of the day, it's about getting as many strikers on the pitch as you can."

 

And we’ve got our own sauerkraut

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Honestly can’t see him getting another job.

 

He was at his lowest ebb when we threw him a bone. 18 months on strong chance he’d have been sacked from Sheff Wed.

 

He’ll price himself out of the real low end Championship clubs, or just have too much of an ego to go in and rescue Burton in November for example. No chance any rest of Championship are taking a punt on him, either too wise or not stupid enough now.

 

It’s pure testament to Steve’s talents, that the whole of the second tier has evolved their playing styles and ambitions beyond him.

 

Pearson is only picking up League 1 ‘gigs’. He only got a short term offering at Watford, obviously nothing from Championship. Since keeping Leicester up his career has gone down hill. All these mid 90s-2000s British managers are falling by the wayside one by one...

 

Steve Bruce, if at any other club would have been sacked and retired months ago.

 

 

Time he’s done here he’ll be a nervous wreck no doubt, and it’ll be fine time in his eyes to call it time on management.

 

“Ended meh, career at club I’ve always supported, always wanted to manage, but expectations/injuries/insert-BruceyBoloocks”

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I'll tell you what he's not doing. He's not doing a Pardew. Didn't he go to Russia [or Ukraine] to manage somebody? There is no way this c*** with a face like a smoker's gums, is leaving the comfort of old blighty.

 

Sofia, Bulgaria - fair play to the Pardew! There as Director of Football.

 

Thing is with Bruce, he’s too much in his comfort zone in English football. He had a cracking career as a player and that allowed him to fail so far into forging a ‘decent’ management career. When in reality, after Sunderland sacking your fucked surely? He’s now going to milk us into his 60s, and retire if his heart doesn’t give up first  :whistle:

 

We all laugh at managers going abroad, but when you take a thought, fair play to them! Tony Adams, Wycombe, Pompey, Kazakhstan - Schteeve, Wolfsburg, Twente - ran out of examples, Lee Clark in Sudan!

 

Good on em, even Pards! (Wonder if he’s found a Bulgarian James Perch yet?)

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I'll tell you what he's not doing. He's not doing a Pardew. Didn't he go to Russia [or Ukraine] to manage somebody? There is no way this cunt with a face like a smoker's gums, is leaving the comfort of old blighty.

 

Pardew managed ADO Den Haag in Holland as well. For those not up to speed with Dutch football they are basically the Millwall of the Netherlands. Their Ultras became so sick of him one day they interrupted one of his training sessions, armed with Tactics boards and flip charts, and forced him and his players to sit through a briefing to show where they thought they were going wrong. Must have severely dented Pardew's ego that!

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this cunt is sticking around for his last big pay day.

have u seen the state of him?

he cant work in such a pressured environment due his health alone.

never mind that he's shit and he's blown any lingering credibility he ever mysteriously had. no champo/premiership clubs will be coming in for him.

he slink off back to the north west and meet up occasionally with his media pals including shearer for the odd game of golf. obviously be getting the cart around the course.

well yer know.

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The way Mike/Charnley handle contracts, it wouldn't surprise me to find out he's got a clause in his contract that renders him untouchable as long as he's not in the relegation zone, or if he's in the relegation zone it negates the rest of his contract should they sack the cunt.

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The way Mike/Charnley handle contracts, it wouldn't surprise me to find out he's got a clause in his contract that renders him untouchable as long as he's not in the relegation zone, or if he's in the relegation zone it negates the rest of his contract should they sack the cunt.

 

I reckon he gets a hefty bonus for avoiding relegation but a bigger bonus for avoiding finishing above 17th as that triggers the players bonuses.

 

I would like to see the reference Charnley would write.

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It's surprising how many so called fans out there really like this guy. When you see some of the comments on other sites it beggars belief. One guy said that he wants Bruce to be there next season because of the really attractive football we've played over the last 6 weeks or so and he feels tha Bruce is building a good side

 

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Basically his agent said 'I think I can get you into Sofia' and he misunderstood.

 

100% he went there to bang the local talent. Next year he’s going to appear on Pornhub as “fake football manager”

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It's surprising how many so called fans out there really like this guy. When you see some of the comments on other sites it beggars belief. One guy said that he wants Bruce to be there next season because of the really attractive football we've played over the last 6 weeks or so and he feels tha Bruce is building a good side

 

 

mackems???

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