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Think I said at the time, it’s clear as day that we keep extending the contracts of shit players simply because it’s the easy option.
 

Means we look like we have an alright squad, and it hides the fact we don’t have the expertise, desire or financial appetite to improve the club. Load of shit. 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Shearergol said:

 

Players out:

Atsu

Muto

Lejeune

Carroll

Saivet

 

Players in:

Willock

Woodman (return from loan)

 

Squad's full lads.

 

Only Carroll was actually registered, like. 

 

Not that it isn't all a load of bullshit. The wider management of the squad has been dire since we got promoted for a host of reasons, and it's got worse since Rafa left.

 

Last year we had around £100,000 a week being spent on absolutely nothing, with Atsu and Saivet out in the car park kicking a tennis ball around, unable to actually feature in the team. Then there's the likes of Yedlin, Muto, Lejeune, Ki, Lazaar being sold for buttons or being paid-off, either because: selling them when their value was high(er) was impractical; they've been bad signings on account of shopping in the bargain bins; or simply mismanaged. The same will apply to the likes of Gayle, Shelvey and Ritchie - all of whom we could've made a profit on and found upgrades for; not to mention those I was talking about in the Longstaff thread, whose potential ability (and profit) has been slashed on account of Steve Bruce being employed at the club. Don't even mention recruitment via the academy. 

 

The whole operation is disconnected and generally just botched by people who haven't got a clue. But it's still good enough for 17th so never mind, basically. 

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Only at Newcastle. [emoji38] -

 

Who are the 25?

 

The club site has got:

 

Dubs

Karlo

Gillespie

Woody

 

Cher

Clark

Dummett

Fernandez

Krap

Lascelles

Lewis

Manq

 

Fraser

Hayden

Hendrix

Longstaff

Shortstaff

Murph

Ritchie

ASM

Shelvey

 

Almiron

Big Joe

Gayle

Wilson

 

Elliott Anderson mustnt have a place. And lists Cher as a forward.

 

Shirley we can get rid of a couple or loan a couple??

 

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1 minute ago, Lazarus said:

Only at Newcastle. [emoji38] -

 

Who are the 25?

 

The club site has got:

 

Dubs

Karlo

Gillespie

Woody

 

Cher

Clark

Dummett

Fernandez

Krap

Lascelles

Lewis

Manq

 

Fraser

Hayden

Hendrix

Longstaff

Shortstaff

Murph

Ritchie

ASM

Shelvey

 

Almiron

Big Joe

Gayle

Wilson

 

Elliott Anderson mustnt have a place. And lists Cher as a forward.

 

Shirley we can get rid of a couple or loan a couple??

 

 

Laugable thing is that I would get rid of over 70% of that squad, but that's where we are the past 15 years, now and a fair likelihood for the forseeable also. How anyone can actually go and watch a match I do not know. The bloke has openly carried out a slow death operation on all aspects of the club alongside openly taking the piss, and the sheep still turn up.      

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1 hour ago, GeordieDazzler said:

We're doomed!

 

 


If we can’t improve the squad then a simple upgrade in the dugout would see at least a 20% improvement overall.

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1 hour ago, Shearergol said:

 

Players out:

Atsu

Muto

Lejeune

Carroll

Saivet

 

Players in:

Willock

Woodman (return from loan)

 

Squad's full lads.

 

Atsu and Carroll were both in the squad from Jan onwards. So adding Woodman to that means we should have one space left. 

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8 minutes ago, Bishops Finger said:

Don't think our medical team are that far advanced yet. Probably just bludgeoned it with a club or something 

Probably favoured amputation followed by cauterising with fire, and one of those new fangled leech doctors stepped in telling Ashley that keeping Dubs foot saves money rather than having to buy a whole new goalkeeper

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3 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:


If we can’t improve the squad then a simple upgrade in the dugout would see at least a 20% improvement overall.

 

This is Bruce's 3rd year in charge and he's had enough time to bring in his own players so he really has no excuse if he's not got the right players to do the job he wants. No one told him to waste resources on Krafth or Hendrick. Or Lewis and Joelinton for that matter. He has got backing, if he's producing rotten football, it has to be on him. 

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On 22/08/2021 at 06:01, Kanji said:

Is Hayden hurt? We really need to sign Kamara. Wish we’d throw in an offer for Praet at Leicester because a midfield 3 of Kamara, Praet and Willock would be class. 


:lol: we’ll be grandads and Kanji will still be banging the Praet drum.

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