Happinesstan Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Helicopter just landed at the training ground and reports Saint-Maximin will be our next signing within 48 hours. Was it Budgie the talking helicopter that reported it? We're getting Fergie as DOF. And not the good Scottish version Should see the number of toe injuries go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Helicopter just landed at the training ground and reports Saint-Maximin will be our next signing within 48 hours. Was it Budgie the talking helicopter that reported it? We're getting Fergie as DOF. And not the good Scottish version Should see the number of toe injuries go down. :lol: that would get you off the treatment table alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Tavernier return, chronic story, would be good addition both as a player and his character/leadership. I can’t see him moving to a club owned by Mike Ashley given the history with Rangers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Tavernier return, chronic story, would be good addition both as a player and his character/leadership. I can’t see him moving to a club owned by Mike Ashley given the history with Rangers What's that got to do with a player moving clubs though? He won't be arsed about something like that if he is going to be paid more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Tavernier return, chronic story, would be good addition both as a player and his character/leadership. I can’t see him moving to a club owned by Mike Ashley given the history with Rangers What's that got to do with a player moving clubs though? He won't be arsed about something like that if he is going to be paid more. He won’t be arsed but Rangers might be - they may choose to sell to someone else Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Tavernier return, chronic story, would be good addition both as a player and his character/leadership. I can’t see him moving to a club owned by Mike Ashley given the history with Rangers What's that got to do with a player moving clubs though? He won't be arsed about something like that if he is going to be paid more. He won’t be arsed but Rangers might be - they may choose to sell to someone else Hope so. Someone like Leeds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Tavernier return, chronic story, would be good addition both as a player and his character/leadership. I can’t see him moving to a club owned by Mike Ashley given the history with Rangers What's that got to do with a player moving clubs though? He won't be arsed about something like that if he is going to be paid more. He won’t be arsed but Rangers might be - they may choose to sell to someone else Gotcha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Gucci Saint-Maximin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 If you squint hard enough Saint Maximim becomes Scapegoat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 €16m Euro bid rejected. Man we really know how to take the piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Nice only scored 30 goals in Ligue 1 last season?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoForJoy Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Nice only scored 30 goals in Ligue 1 last season?! I'm not surprised with Saint-Maximin's end product. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Typical that when we FINALLY spend loads, the players aren't that good. Almost like Ashley is waiting for them to flop, just so he can refer to it in 10 years time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 At the current rate of spend and considering the new players being linked, I much prefer the signings made in 2015/6 under McClaren - the likes of Wijnaldum and Mitrovic in particular were extremely highly rated (Mitrovic in fact was considered one of the best 20 or 30 young players in the world due to his CL exploits), then you had Thauvin who was extremely exciting and even Mbemba who although not a big name, filled a role that was much needed at the time. Not to mention all of them were very well priced - so it felt that the 80M spent was genuinely of good value - and topped up a squad that already had Sissoko and some remnants of the decent Carr players left. Is Bruce better than McClaren? Not that I'm bothered by any of this by the way - just saying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 The ideal summer would have been this: BZG announce purchase to go through 1 September. Keep Rafa. New 4 year deal offered. Sign Rondon - 16.5m - ST Reject Perez bid - unless they offered 45M Reject Longstaff bid - at all costs Sign Joelinton - CF Sign Bowen / Saint Maxim - RW Sign Max / N'Soki - LB Sign Scott - CM Sign Sidibe - RB BZG then announce huge statement CM signing they will be funding on deadline day Mike Ashley dies just minutes after signing the deal to sell to BZG Charnely is fired spectacularly and is chased out of Newcastle What a pointless post lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 At least you predicted the replies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 The ideal summer would have been this: BZG announce purchase to go through 1 September. Keep Rafa. New 4 year deal offered. Sign Rondon - 16.5m - ST Reject Perez bid - unless they offered 45M Reject Longstaff bid - at all costs Sign Joelinton - CF Sign Bowen / Saint Maxim - RW Sign Max / N'Soki - LB Sign Scott - CM Sign Sidibe - RB BZG then announce huge statement CM signing they will be funding on deadline day Mike Ashley dies just minutes after signing the deal to sell to BZG Charnely is fired spectacularly and is chased out of Newcastle What a pointless post lol Top 3 would have done me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Christ, many fans here would give Pardew a blozzer just to see the top one on that list come true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greydos Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 The ideal summer would have been this: BZG announce purchase to go through 1 September. Keep Rafa. New 10 year deal offered. Sign Rondon - 16.5m - ST Reject Perez bid - unless they offered 45M Reject Longstaff bid - at all costs Sign Joelinton - CF Sign Bowen / Saint Maxim - RW Sign Max / N'Soki - LB Sign Scott - CM Sign Sidibe - RB BZG then announce huge statement CM signing they will be funding on deadline day Mike Ashley dies just minutes after signing the deal to sell to BZG Charnely is fired spectacularly and is chased out of Newcastle What a pointless post lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzgerald Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 The ideal summer would have been this: Keep Rafa. New 30 year deal offered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Nice only scored 30 goals in Ligue 1 last season?! I'm not surprised with Saint-Maximin's end product. Left out of the squad tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Nice only scored 30 goals in Ligue 1 last season?! I'm not surprised with Saint-Maximin's end product. Left out of the squad tonight. It happen So on Joelinton comparisons we should sign him in about a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 We'll get Joelinton and ASM, plus A.N.Other and then sell Longstaff on deadline day without replacing him. Relegated by a midfield of Shelvey and Colback. Reach FA Cup final and lose to Liverpool. Written in the stars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 We'll get Joelinton and ASM, plus A.N.Other and then sell Longstaff on deadline day without replacing him. Relegated by a midfield of Shelvey and Colback. Reach FA Cup final and lose to Liverpool. Written in the stars. And still made money. But but Mike has broken ya record twice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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