Optimistic Nut Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 43 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Aye - probably got it of the leeches used treat the wound. Cut a hole in his skull to let the evil spirits out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bishops Finger said: Don't think our medical team are that far advanced yet. Probably just bludgeoned it with a club or something Kathy Bates in Misery style?? Wouldnt surprise me. Edited August 23, 2021 by Lazarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 21 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Kathy Bates in Misery style?? Wouldnt surprise me. Book or Film? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Never read the book so film. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Lazarus said: Never read the book so film. Replace sledge hammer with an axe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, gjohnson said: Replace sledge hammer with an axe Aah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Aah... And the sheriff has a much more unpleasant ending Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyboy Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Looking to sign Phil Jones from Man U It can't get much worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, jackyboy said: Looking to sign Phil Jones from Man U It can't get much worse Oh it can... and it will... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 He'd certainly improve our defence if we got him fit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Just now, joeyt said: He'd certainly improve our defence if we got him fit I flip between the thoughts that he'd be our best defender by some distance to he's completely finished... especially once i think of his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, Dokko said: I flip between the thoughts that he'd be our best defender by some distance to he's completely finished... especially once i think of his face. When it comes to Newcastle, those 2 things aren't mutually exclusive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Yeah Jones could go either way. Like someone else said, could come in and be our best defender, but equally it could be another Danny Rose situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 He'll be shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 How many times do these players coming down and injury prone turn around? Walcott has contributed I guess? It is amazing we would happily gamble here but have seemed to repeatedly snubbed Willems coming back. He is a proven commodity and fit for us. He has to be finished at the top level or surely we would offer him a Carroll-esque pay as you play deal. In both cases banging on about the 25 man squad being full, we can't be gambling on someone that might be a complete waste of a spot. More excuses for getting no one else in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Man United’s cast off defenders have mostly tended to be actually quite decent when they go to other teams. Evans is the obvious example but there’s also Michael Keane, Smalling is doing ok in Italy, Blind has done well at Ajax. There’s probably loads am leaving out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BergenMagpie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said: Yeah Jones could go either way. Like someone else said, could come in and be our best defender, but equally it could be another Danny Rose situation. At least his facial expressions will increase the comedic effect whenever we concede a goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Imagine getting rid of Lejeune to bring fucking Phil Jones in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 37 minutes ago, Fantail Breeze said: Imagine getting rid of Lejeune to bring fucking Phil Jones in. I don’t even think he would be a Lejeune replacement. Fully expecting the fat pest to get shot of Schar if he brings a defender in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Jones signing man, that would be peak Bruce, fuck off. He is shitter than anything we have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Dr Jinx said: Man United’s cast off defenders have mostly tended to be actually quite decent when they go to other teams. Evans is the obvious example but there’s also Michael Keane, Smalling is doing ok in Italy, Blind has done well at Ajax. There’s probably loads am leaving out. Ronny Jonsen oh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 He was about 47 to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Dr Jinx said: Man United’s cast off defenders have mostly tended to be actually quite decent when they go to other teams. Evans is the obvious example but there’s also Michael Keane, Smalling is doing ok in Italy, Blind has done well at Ajax. There’s probably loads am leaving out. None were as broken and injury prone as Jones though. He has averaged about 10 appearances in the past 3 seasons, although he was out last year. 8 the season before. Makes Willems look like an iron man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Fully fit he's miles ahead of Lascelles imo but it’s whether he gets there again. It’s hardly like Lascelles has been like iron man himself the last season or so he seems to have missed a fair chunk with injuries? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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