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26 minutes ago, Collage said:

We've just won the cup and Bruce and Pardew threads are top on the first page. Self-mortification really is our thing, huh?

 

I think it's more a collective exhalation of breath at all of the misery the likes of him brought, whilst finally flushing down a parasite through the u-bend and then thinking "we knew it was never supposed to be like that". 

 

Like having had a bad ex, I suppose. I'm ready to believe again now.

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How likeable is Dwight Gayle? We all knew how awful Bruce was but Dwight seems like such a down to earth lad, very little ego and speaks well. Always liked him with us and hope he has fond memories of his time at NUFC

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11 minutes ago, gbandit said:

How likeable is Dwight Gayle? We all knew how awful Bruce was but Dwight seems like such a down to earth lad, very little ego and speaks well. Always liked him with us and hope he has fond memories of his time at NUFC

responsible for one the greatest goal celebrations ever at SJP.

alongside tino's corner flag waving.

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2 hours ago, gbandit said:

How likeable is Dwight Gayle? We all knew how awful Bruce was but Dwight seems like such a down to earth lad, very little ego and speaks well. Always liked him with us and hope he has fond memories of his time at NUFC

 

Told this story before, but he and his brothers went to my old school in Chingford, Dwight was in my youngest bro's year. Gayle's oldest brother, Dean, was in my year and I had the misfortune of sharing an English and Maths class, and a football pitch, with the horrible cunt. My lasting memory of the shit bag will be being clean through on goal and the fuckbag just kicking my legs away. Mr Leadon was reffing and didn't want to upset him, so I just had to accept an indirect free kick.

 

Plenty of respect for Dwight, but his brother can get to absolute fuck. Wanker.

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42 minutes ago, toon25 said:

 

Told this story before, but he and his brothers went to my old school in Chingford, Dwight was in my youngest bro's year. Gayle's oldest brother, Dean, was in my year and I had the misfortune of sharing an English and Maths class, and a football pitch, with the horrible cunt. My lasting memory of the shit bag will be being clean through on goal and the fuckbag just kicking my legs away. Mr Leadon was reffing and didn't want to upset him, so I just had to accept an indirect free kick.

 

Plenty of respect for Dwight, but his brother can get to absolute fuck. Wanker.

Find out where Dean lives, knock on his door, and when he answers, slide tackle him straight through his house. Up to you, though

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11 hours ago, toon25 said:

 

Told this story before, but he and his brothers went to my old school in Chingford, Dwight was in my youngest bro's year. Gayle's oldest brother, Dean, was in my year and I had the misfortune of sharing an English and Maths class, and a football pitch, with the horrible cunt. My lasting memory of the shit bag will be being clean through on goal and the fuckbag just kicking my legs away. Mr Leadon was reffing and didn't want to upset him, so I just had to accept an indirect free kick.

 

Plenty of respect for Dwight, but his brother can get to absolute fuck. Wanker.

Who's dean like? 😂 

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46 minutes ago, toon25 said:

 

Dwight Gayle's older brother

It was a joke lad, off that video with the lass and fella and the message she got whilst watching tiktok. 

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12 hours ago, toon25 said:

 

Told this story before, but he and his brothers went to my old school in Chingford, Dwight was in my youngest bro's year. Gayle's oldest brother, Dean, was in my year and I had the misfortune of sharing an English and Maths class, and a football pitch, with the horrible cunt. My lasting memory of the shit bag will be being clean through on goal and the fuckbag just kicking my legs away. Mr Leadon was reffing and didn't want to upset him, so I just had to accept an indirect free kick.

 

Plenty of respect for Dwight, but his brother can get to absolute fuck. Wanker.


Let it go pal, let it go 

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Totally rattled there like. Did Gayle even say Bruce didn’t know what he was doing or just repeat what Bruce allegedly told the players at half time vs. City?

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Just look at how angry and bitter he is, bringing up a chance he once missed to try and discredit him. I really hope we get others come out and say the same when they retire - I bet Matt Ritchie would do a great podcast on how shit Fat Head is.

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"A bit more established than Dwight ever was" is such an insult too. 140-odd Premier League appearances, 140-odd Championship appearances and a decent strike rate and he's dismissing him as not knowing what he's talking about. For someone who loves to quote the number of games he's managed and therefore that means he knows what he's doing, that totally contradicts the fat lazy cunt's point that a player with well over 300 senior appearances doesn't know a good manager from a shit one.

 

I'd love it if Dwight bit back and talked him down even more :lol:

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