HawK Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 I'm sorry but I'm howling at this One of the contenders for most illiterate footballer of all time writes a novel, and those quotes are even better than what I could dream up he'd write Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 13 hours ago, Decky said: I see that Rory fella everywhere and I still don't get why he's on TalkSport and things like the Overlap. Who is he and what has he done in football? He's a complete fucking tool. A proper WUM and clickbait merchant. A reet little dweeb who's face you'd never get tired of punching. Had the absolute fucking audacity to post some shit about all bar 3 of squad wouldn't get into any PL side. A cunt, essentially Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 4 hours ago, JUICE690 said: Spoiler alert FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 While nothing will ever beat Taylor Parkes’s review of Tim Lovejoy’s book for WSC, any Steve Bruce book review citing quotes will run it close Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 6 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: While nothing will ever beat Taylor Parkes’s review of Tim Lovejoy’s book for WSC, any Steve Bruce book review citing quotes will run it close There’s a 90s football podcast that has full length reviews of every Bruce book. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 minute ago, GeordieDazzler said: There’s a 90s football podcast that has full length reviews of every Bruce book. Haven’t listened to that for yonks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 3 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: Haven’t listened to that for yonks! 7 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said: There’s a 90s football podcast that has full length reviews of every Bruce book. The bloke that wrote the review did a podcast with the Upshot too - well worth a listen... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Anyone miss fatty boom boom? Other than himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 1 hour ago, Skeletor said: Anyone miss fatty boom boom? Other than himself. Every kebab shop in Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 No other reason other than I can't stand the fat fukin slug Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 Andy Carroll taking a swipe on Schar's insta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 "Oh, is that the great Andy Carroll is it, who got injured all the time and had a fight with Steven Taylor, is that right?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 3 hours ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: No other reason other than I can't stand the fat fukin slug Actively avoiding the full walk, man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 11 minutes ago, toon25 said: Actively avoiding the full walk, man Too far for the fat cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 12 minutes ago, toon25 said: Actively avoiding the full walk, man You don't get into the shape Bruce is by exerting anything more than minimum effort. Bloated piece of shit that he is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 (edited) Edited April 10 by TK-421 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 "How to Lose" Big fan of the water bottle too, I reckon the club will have saved thousands a month on cutting down the amount of bottled water we had to buy in for him to glug during matches to get rid of the salty bacon aftertaste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Why's he morphing into Leslie Nielsen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 3 hours ago, Fak said: Why's he morphing into Leslie Nielsen? How dare you compare the great Frank Drebin with that utter gargoyle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 On 10/04/2025 at 14:03, TK-421 said: geoff shreeves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Urgh this kind of AI is as horrible as mutton chops himself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 On 10/04/2025 at 14:07, Fak said: Why's he morphing into Leslie Nielsen? Tbf he was always doing this after every loss every week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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