PauloGeordio Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 28 minutes ago, Keegans Export said: The bias in this post is staggering. Such selective categories. What about... Takeaways: nobody knows their way around a mixed kebab like Brucey. He could polish off two of those, plus a free cheesy garlic bread and still have room for an extra bag of chips on the way home. Eddie Howe? Bet he couldn't even handle a Happy Meal without leaving some of it for breakfast the following morning. Being a Geordie: Bruce is a proper Geordie lad, just like Don Hutchinson and Graham Fenton. Howe is just another soft southerner who we always hate, like Rob Lee, Les Ferdinand and Warren Barton. Volume: when it comes to taking up physical space, it's not even close. Brucey wins hands-down. There isn't another manager in the world who can occupy an area that size. His head alone is colossal. Howe on the other hand, well you'd hardly look at him and say "Wow, I bet he takes up more than one seat at Cineworld" would you? So you see, there's two sides to every story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, jackyboy said: What amazes me is how Ashley could fail to see the potential of this football club and persist in putting the team in the hands of the likes of Bruce. He didn’t care to see, it was a billboard for his Shite Direct empire. He had to lower the club standard to meet his tat standard. Now we’re unshackled, the diamond is getting polished and it’s going to be blinding! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, jackyboy said: What amazes me is how Ashley could fail to see the potential of this football club and persist in putting the team in the hands of the likes of Bruce. That's probably why he did it. The sabotaging c**t benefitted just fine from circling the bowl instead of speculating to accumalate. Making it as miserable as possible only sweetened the deal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 What a hilarious king of banter he is. Quote He said: “We organised a club outing to the races - and Jake Livermore set him up - good and proper. Jake had told him to get a load of beers in. Andy duly obliged. “He was only 20 years old and was staggering under the weight of two huge Tesco carrier bags when he tried to get on the coach with them. Two bags - rammed full of Carlsberg. He clambered aboard and I’ve stopped him and said: ‘Where do you think you’re going with them?’ He just looked at me and said: ‘What’s the matter?’ I said: ‘You’re supposed to be elite athletes - get that ****ing beer off this ****ing coach.’ He was absolutely terrified. Petrified. I think he thought I was going to sack him - or smack him. The lads were absolutely howling with laughter at the back. Did I let them have the beer? What do you think? But he learned a lesson. Next time, he asked.” https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/andy-robertson-team-bus-beers-27053797?fbclid=IwAR0kVO4eEsGYHM3J7JqXB4Ht5TlK-gquNHwpV3_oFw5y3ZuKjT3QF121peI Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: What a hilarious king of banter he is. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/andy-robertson-team-bus-beers-27053797?fbclid=IwAR0kVO4eEsGYHM3J7JqXB4Ht5TlK-gquNHwpV3_oFw5y3ZuKjT3QF121peI Totally stuck in the 80s and 90s this fella Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 He was our manager this season. Think of that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Is there such a thing as the opposite of the ‘freedom of the city’? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enthusiast Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 tarred and feathered, and ran out of town on a rail? thinking of it, get that cunt in the stocks by grey's monument for an hour, quid a pop for charity, and you'd solve world hunger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, LV said: Is there such a thing as the opposite of the ‘freedom of the city’? Surely there's a way to ban him from the city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Carlsberg. Bruce. Elite athletes. The 'races'. "Howling with laughter" Can't even begin to describe how much hatred I've got for this cunt and the people who he chooses to surround himself with. Just the utter dregs of humanity. I've scraped better from the sole of my shoes. I rate bacteria higher than this fucking wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Just now, midds said: Carlsberg. Bruce. Elite athletes. The 'races'. "Howling with laughter" Can't even begin to describe how much hatred I've got for this cunt and the people who he chooses to surround himself with. Just the utter dregs of humanity. I've scraped better from the sole of my shoes. I rate bacteria higher than this fucking wanker. The kind of vitriolic comment I'm here for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Notable that he's taking the credit for Robertson's development as a top class PL leftback there too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nine Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Just exposed himself for being completely out of touch and putting no work into researching/scouting players at all. The man talks about football like it’s still the 70s, god knows how he gets through interviews let alone actually getting the jobs. ‘I need some energy in this side - go and see if you can find me a couple of young ones.’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 42 minutes ago, LV said: Is there such a thing as the opposite of the ‘freedom of the city’? 31 minutes ago, wormy said: Surely there's a way to ban him from the city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 58 minutes ago, wormy said: Surely there's a way to ban him from the city. I’d def volunteer to man the ramparts and fend him off with a pitchfork Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, LV said: I’d def volunteer to man the ramparts and fend him off with a pitchfork Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 1 hour ago, PauloGeordio said: The fat cunt would be sat there waiting, mouth open, for the cow to be catapulted out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomlynnherrington Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 6 hours ago, LV said: Totally stuck in the 80s and 90s this fella It was the scout who spotted Andy Robertson’s potential.As for Brucey getting invited into Robertson’s box,he THINKS it was against Roma,even though it was only a couple of years ago.Brucey Bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 100% Bruce was swinging most of that Carling, it probably wasn’t even a prank by the lads, they probably knew that’s Bruce’s go to, and wanted to help him get in Bruce’s good books. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 So glad to not give a living shit about the likes of Bruce, Pardew, Ashley etc. anymore. Good luck to them/may they get what they deserve, who cares either way. They are absolutely inconsequential now. Let the good times roll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbee909 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Who the hell drinks Carling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 With Sam Johnstone gone you can definitely see him coming back for Darlow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, elbee909 said: Who the hell drinks Carling. Draught Carling only if the other "base line" offering is Fosters and I don't want to be absolutely Morrettied. Alex, tell yer Da the fat, uselss cunt needs to die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cf Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said: Draught Carling only if the other "base line" offering is Fosters and I don't want to be absolutely Morrettied. Alex, tell yer Da the fat, uselss cunt needs to die. If Carling and Fosters are the only things on tap then you need to find another pub Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Cf said: If Carling and Fosters are the only things on tap then you need to find another pub You need to read it again I don't always wish to ram 10 (edited 8)....(edited 6)..... pints of Morretti/Peroni/1664 down me neck, esp if I've started with a pint of Thistley Cross Edited May 25, 2022 by Groundhog63 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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