FloydianMag Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 🤣🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 12 minutes ago, FloydianMag said: 🤣🤣🤣 You mean it's not just the mags who are fat bastards eh, imagine my shock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 That cheese has to land somewhere on the body. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Was going to post this in the PIF thread given their, characteristic, vault face then privacy thread but here's better. You have to remember that their mental gymnastics aren't just because we've got wealthy owners, regardless of provenance/morality, and they haven't, anymore. Yes, their nearest neighbours and "rivals" are racing up the outside lane in their Ferrari whilst they're stuck on the hard shoulder with two flatties and a blown gasket BUT in the middle lane, coasting past them as well are Brighton, Brentford, Palace, Bournemouth, Wolves, Southampton, Burnley AND even Ipswich. In the football pyramid where the 18th-24th listed are, usually, bouncing about those placings they're NOT They've had wealthy owners and bled them dry. Tough place to be but to travel through that journey in relative calm you'd need an element of realism with some humility. Not lashings of hubris. Clowns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 21 minutes ago, NE27 said: You mean it's not just the mags who are fat bastards eh, imagine my shock. Laughing at the XXXL mackems thinking they are XL at most, taking the piss out of Mags in XXL's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegans Export Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 36 minutes ago, NE27 said: You mean it's not just the mags who are fat bastards eh, imagine my shock. And here's me thinking Roker Beach was essentially the Copacabana with nothing but chiselled, bronzed physiques as far as the eye can see Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, FloydianMag said: 🤣🤣🤣 It helps to explain why their ground is covered in empty crisp packets on match days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, NE27 said: You mean it's not just the mags who are fat bastards eh, imagine my shock. I love the realisation that people 12 miles away in one of the most deprived areas of the U.K. might actually not be so physically different (although verbally yes marra…) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 New manger has his doubts about the job already... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 8 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said: New manger has his doubts about the job already... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Dancing Brave said: New manger has his doubts about the job already... Class and culture difference in one question....totally obsessed and bitter as ever......always in our shadow since the 1950s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 42 minutes ago, Terrymac1966 said: Class and culture difference in one question....totally obsessed and bitter as ever......always in our shadow since the 1950s Imagine getting a chance to ask your new manager a question in person, then asking that. Complete Neanderthals! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 2 hours ago, Dancing Brave said: New manger has his doubts about the job already... He won't have known about Sunderland till 4 weeks ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 19 minutes ago, The Fountain said: He won't have known about Sunderland till 4 weeks ago “Qu’est-ce que ‘un Sunderland’?” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 2 minutes ago, Nucasol said: “Qu’est-ce que ‘un Sunderland’?” "C'est un petit trou pourri juste au sud de Newcastle. Peuplé d'idiots consanguins" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Though I can imagine a bunch of them huddled around excitedly educating him on their favourite topic I can Imagine that it took some explaining to a non-native English speaker. That were their rivals geographically, 'Mags' coming from Magpies our nickname, the meaning of the English term "F*ck the" and mostly their paradoxial and frequent use of it in this regard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 10 minutes ago, Wolfcastle said: Though I can imagine a bunch of them huddled around excitedly educating him on their favourite topic I can Imagine that it took some explaining to a non-native English speaker. That were their rivals geographically, 'Mags' coming from Magpies our nickname, the meaning of the English term "F*ck the" and mostly their marradoxial and frequent use of it in this regard. Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Just a friendly I know but good to see them Losing to Gateshead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Le Bris out marra. Get Bally in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Tbf I did chuckle at this... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 8/1 to be relegated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 1-1 Regis in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Mackems 23 hours ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Wolfcastle said: Though I can imagine a bunch of them huddled around excitedly educating him on their favourite topic I can Imagine that it took some explaining to a non-native English speaker. That were their rivals geographically, 'Mags' coming from Magpies our nickname, the meaning of the English term "F*ck the" and mostly their paradoxial and frequent use of it in this regard. "it meyns a very rewd word then The Mags which is what we call them down the road" (new manager nods and smiles politely, mackems hoot with laughter) "who are our local rivals.. although we never play them because they're in a different leyg to us" (new manager chuckles good-naturedly without the first idea what's going on, mackems grinning like imbeciles) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 "We just want you to know up front that our entire identity is built around them, marra. Bew." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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