sunderland

[Izakaya]

11 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Their delusion about their fans’ integrity is about as merited as them being a big club in the modern era. The last time they threatened back to back top 6 top flight finishes, Hitler and Mussolini were Europe’s emerging strike force.

No wonder they want to go back to those glory days. 

[Scoot]

1 hour ago, Groundhog63 said:

First video, top left, from behind the goal.

 

 

 

Ah right. I couldn't understand the song they were singing. Probably a bonus that.

[The Butcher]

What's the chant then?

[BlueStar]

1 hour ago, The Butcher said:

What's the chant then?

 

When I was young and had no sense 

I bought a flute for 50 pence

The only song that I could play 

Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army*

And after that I bought a drum 

And all I could play was fuck the scum 

And after that I bought a guitar

And all I could play was fuck Shearer**

Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, 

Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann 

 

 

* Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play

 

** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar. 

[Groundhog63]

2 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

 

When I was young and had no sense 

I bought a flute for 50 pence

The only song that I could play 

Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army*

And after that I bought a drum 

And all I could play was fuck the scum 

And after that I bought a guitar

And all I could play was fuck Shearer**

Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, 

Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann 

 

 

* Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play

 

** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar. 

 

[The Butcher]

14 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

 

When I was young and had no sense 

I bought a flute for 50 pence

The only song that I could play 

Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army*

And after that I bought a drum 

And all I could play was fuck the scum 

And after that I bought a guitar

And all I could play was fuck Shearer**

Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, 

Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann 

 

 

* Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play

 

** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar. 

[AmericanLooneyToon]

The scary part is that I imagine some of them are happy Eddie got ill; they probably think he deserves it. They will never say it but they seem to be completely broken with unhinged emotion since the cup win. 

[Dancing Brave]

50 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

 

When I was young and had no sense 

I bought a flute for 50 pence

The only song that I could play 

Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army*

And after that I bought a drum 

And all I could play was fuck the scum 

And after that I bought a guitar

And all I could play was fuck Shearer**

Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, 

Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann 

 

 

* Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play

 

** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar. 

I'm a little bit embarrassed for them to be honest. 

That is beyond pathetic.

 No wonder we call them Sad Mackem Bastards !   It's the most appropriate nickname EVER ! 

[Sima]

39 minutes ago, AmericanLooneyToon said:

The scary part is that I imagine some of them are happy Eddie got ill; they probably think he deserves it. They will never say it but they seem to be completely broken with unhinged emotion since the cup win. 

One of them simply said “karma” so your suspicions are correct.

[Scoot]

57 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

 

When I was young and had no sense 

I bought a flute for 50 pence

The only song that I could play 

Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army*

And after that I bought a drum 

And all I could play was fuck the scum 

And after that I bought a guitar

And all I could play was fuck Shearer**

Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, 

Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann 

 

 

* Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play

 

** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar. 

 

Moral gymnastics all over.

[Pilko]

Thing is, we don't need to wish illness or misfortune on their staff, players or fans. Playing for, working at or supporting Sunderland is shit enough.

[BlueStar]

"So I've got this song lads, doesn't really rhyme, some of the lines don't scan and it's based on a sectarian chant about the IRA. The last bit doesn't fit with the instrument theme of the rest of the chant, BUT it does implicate their manager in a decades old case of child abduction and likely paedophillic murder"

 

"Sold! Get it on the terraces, marra" 

[TK-421]

1 hour ago, AmericanLooneyToon said:

The scary part is that I imagine some of them are happy Eddie got ill; they probably think he deserves it. They will never say it but they seem to be completely broken with unhinged emotion since the cup win. 

Well, just look at the not so distant past. One of their former players/heroes, caretaker managing them at the time, making remarks to our manager on the touchline about having had a brain tumour. 

Their club is rotten, and the fans and some players alike deserve each other.

 

 

Edited 18 hours ago by TK-421

[Scoot]

52 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

"So I've got this song lads, doesn't really rhyme, some of the lines don't scan and it's based on a sectarian chant about the IRA. The last bit doesn't fit with the instrument theme of the rest of the chant, BUT it does implicate their manager in a decades old case of child abduction and likely paedophillic murder"

 

"Sold! Get it on the terraces, marra" 

 

FTM

[GallowgatePigeon]

2 hours ago, BlueStar said:

 

When I was young and had no sense 

I bought a flute for 50 pence

The only song that I could play 

Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army*

And after that I bought a drum 

And all I could play was fuck the scum 

And after that I bought a guitar

And all I could play was fuck Shearer**

Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, 

Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann 

 

 

* Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play

 

** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar. 

 

If anyone ever asks you why we call them sad mackem bastards. Send them that.

 

 

Edited 17 hours ago by GallowgatePigeon

[KennyUtd]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sky-sports.1653373/

Another lovely, non-mysogenist thread just started over on RTG. 

 

 

Edited 15 hours ago by KennyUtd

[TK-421]

Just seen this on their messageboard. Not like they hold grudges or anything. I bet the poster wasn't even alive when the incident happened.