KennyUtd Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 26 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said: Where do we even begin with this? The overly large, empty football in the centre which is devoted to your rivals, the Tyne Bridge from Temu or the tragic fact that Kevin Phillips is still their undisputed best player of all time. You just know he has 2 old mattresses piled on top of each other in the front garden instead of a trampoline for the kids. He also sets fire to old shite every night annoying the fuck out every other poor bastard who is his neighbour. Stands top less at his front gate barking at passers by, even in winter. Wouldn't piss on a mag if they were on fire etc. etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 4 hours ago, SteV said: I can't see past the unintentional Goatse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago (On the grounds anyone has escaped "goatse", I should add that googling that at work is the fastest way you've got to immediately terminating your employment.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 42 minutes ago, Keegans Export said: "Wife men" say what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 43 minutes ago, Keegans Export said: "Wife men" say what? Only Fewls Rush In Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago 3 hours ago, Chris_R said: I can't see past the unintentional Goatse. Hahaha it is as well! Tattooist could've chosen any design for the ball, but went for the sphincter-on-display option! Also what's that other shite, Penshaw monument and a lighthouse as significant Sunderland landmarks? Why not just get...err. Nope, cant think of anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago 8 minutes ago, bhoywhonder said: Hahaha it is as well! Tattooist could've chosen any design for the ball, but went for the sphincter-on-display option! Also what's that other shite, Penshaw monument and a lighthouse as significant Sunderland landmarks? Why not just get...err. Nope, cant think of anything. Group picture of the marras from the backshift, Wincey's Bar & Grill, a patriot protecting Seaburn monument... erm... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago (edited) 2 hours ago, Dancing Brave said: Last time one of the daft cunts created a Facebook profile for the one who fiddled the seagull, with with no posts and a NUFC cover and a couple of NUFC photo, which the sad cunts tried to latch onto to hide their shame. None of them checked that the profile was created when the bloke was actually in prison. Absolutely desperate Edited 6 hours ago by et tu brute Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 9 hours ago, SteV said: To be fair, I've seen worse tattoos on Miley's arm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramirez Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 2 hours ago, bhoywhonder said: Hahaha it is as well! Tattooist could've chosen any design for the ball, but went for the sphincter-on-display option! Also what's that other shite, Penshaw monument and a lighthouse as significant Sunderland landmarks? Why not just get...err. Nope, cant think of anything. I mean Penshaw has only been Sunderland since the 90s or so and is still roughly even but obviously they’ve added it to the new badge. nice of him to have the Tyne bridge on though . . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 33 minutes ago, et tu brute said: Last time one of the daft cunts created a Facebook profile for the one who fiddled the seagull, with with no posts and a NUFC cover and a couple of NUFC photo, which the sad cunts tried to latch onto to hide their shame. None of them checked that the profile was created when the bloke was actually in prison. Absolutely desperate I work with a makem who is actually ok, intelligent, albeit a right wind-up merchant and he fell for this nonsense - "the seagull shagger is a Geordie, it's on his Facebook profile that he supports the mags" #shakes head# Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 6 minutes ago, bigfella said: I work with a makem who is actually ok, intelligent, albeit a right wind-up merchant and he fell for this nonsense - "the seagull shagger is a Geordie, it's on his Facebook profile that he supports the mags" #shakes head# He's one of many then who were desperate to believe it. A one second check told you that the fiddler was in jail when the profile was created. Totally desperate man creating a profile to try and hide the shame and then try and put it onto us. Mustn't of liked the blow up seagulls floating round the away end in the cup game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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