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55 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:


Where was the place on Bigg market that had Daftys do a shot of something that would curdle upon them downing something else and spew up?

 

Did they not do that in Sam Jacks?

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47 minutes ago, Chicken Dancer said:

I knew a lass who was a ripper in idols who used to suck people off for cash to save up to get a tit job. 
 

Apparently anyway. 

How big are your tits, mate?

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11 hours ago, Lush Vlad said:


Didn’t a Blackpool fan do the pint challenge in about 30 seconds once? 
 

I remember a young Spurs lad doing it and just chundering on stage into a bin in front of a packed house :lol: 

 

Didn’t they have a dentist chair on the stage and at one point, a buckin’ bronco in the corner? 

 

Halcyon days, these. Take me back. 
 

 


I remember the dentist chair, I’ve sat in it whilst scantily clad women poured watered down alcohol into my mouth.

 

Many, many years ago. 
 

Anyway, on Sunday I’m just hoping to avoid a beating. We’ve been rather poor recently.

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11 hours ago, Chicken Dancer said:

I knew a lass who was a ripper in idols who used to suck people off for cash to save up to get a tit job. 
 

Apparently anyway. 

Danni?

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20 hours ago, ChicagoMagpie said:

idols ? :D

One of my best mates was manager of Idols during that period.  Went to Mad Mick’s stag in Amsterdam a few years ago.  Idols could be great pre-match, especially if they had someone like Alevis Broon on.

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17 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

Idols in the mid 90s was when pre match entertainment peaked. 

Harry Palmer with his guitar, followed by watching some fat fucker puke on stage after failing to sink a yard of ale, then the strippers trying to dance while avoiding the puke which hadn’t yet been cleaned up is pretty much what I’d be watching from 2-2:55pm every home match.

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23 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Harry Palmer with his guitar, followed by watching some fat fucker puke on stage after failing to sink a yard of ale, then the strippers trying to dance while avoiding the puke which hadn’t yet been cleaned up is pretty much what I’d be watching from 2-2:55pm every home match.

You've described it exactly how I remember it. The lager they used for the yard of ale must have been the dregs off people's leftovers. The smell when you walked in man. Puke, spilled alcohol and fanny. Good times.

 

 

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4 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Harry Palmer with his guitar, followed by watching some fat fucker puke on stage after failing to sink a yard of ale, then the strippers trying to dance while avoiding the puke which hadn’t yet been cleaned up is pretty much what I’d be watching from 2-2:55pm every home match.

Sounds class.

 

Anyways. I would rather bomb Sunlun than Iran. 

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4 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Harry Palmer with his guitar, followed by watching some fat fucker puke on stage after failing to sink a yard of ale, then the strippers trying to dance while avoiding the puke which hadn’t yet been cleaned up is pretty much what I’d be watching from 2-2:55pm every home match.

"Whip Patsy Kensit till she bleeds yee hah"

 

Probably couldn't get away with those lyrics now.

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7 hours ago, Drewboy74 said:

You've described it exactly how I remember it. The lager they used for the yard of ale must have been the dregs off people's leftovers. The smell when you walked in man. Puke, spilled alcohol and fanny. Good times.

 

 

 

 

Was called Pig in pils lager. 5% I believe and usually slightly past its sell by date.

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3 hours ago, madras said:

"Whip Patsy Kensit till she bleeds yee hah"

 

Probably couldn't get away with those lyrics now.

 

Can't even slap your lass with a Christmas tree nowadays. World's gone mad mate. 

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They're really angry about "hot dog sausage in a burger bun", are convinced we're going to have a tifo about it and that it's stupid and nonsensical. Didn't it only get added as a verse of "Sunderland's a massive club" when that's what they served us in the away end at the Stadium of Light one season? 

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3 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

They're really angry about "hot dog sausage in a burger bun", are convinced we're going to have a tifo about it and that it's stupid and nonsensical. Didn't it only get added as a verse of "Sunderland's a massive club" when that's what they served us in the away end at the Stadium of Light one season? 

[emoji38] what's the post count on their "what will Wor Flags do that's all about us?" thread up to now? 

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16 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

Was called Pig in pils lager. 5% I believe and usually slightly past its sell by 

Well whatever is was I'm pretty sure it started foot and mouth

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23 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

 

Was called Pig in pils lager. 5% I believe and usually slightly past its sell by date.

 

Urgh, that's just reminded me of Blue Pig, Red Pig and Blastaway. You'd wake up feeling rancid but it wasn't a hangover, it was just all the E numbers. 

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Remember I used to sell the mag round the pubs in the early noughties as a young naive lad. Waltzed straight into one of these places - might have been vaults where the entertainment was on. Eye opening to say the least. Don’t think I sold any mags

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8 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Harry Palmer with his guitar, followed by watching some fat fucker puke on stage after failing to sink a yard of ale, then the strippers trying to dance while avoiding the puke which hadn’t yet been cleaned up is pretty much what I’d be watching from 2-2:55pm every home match.

Not forgetting the "curry hell" where 2 lads would get up and see who could eat the hottest curry the nearby Rupali restaurant could supply.  Didn't end well as you can imagine.

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18 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

 

Urgh, that's just reminded me of Blue Pig, Red Pig and Blastaway. You'd wake up feeling rancid but it wasn't a hangover, it was just all the E numbers. 

Blastaways in Maceys. The taste of Sunday night in the Bigg market winding down the weekend.

 

K in Pumphreys

20/20 in Masters

Breaker in Bewicks

Dog in the Beehive

 

 

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