Dan Ashworth (now working for The FA)

[HalloNUFC]

"you are a sick man if you are enjoying Dan Ashworths downfall"

 

Me:

[BennyBlanco]

I’ve been chuckling about this all day. Currently in the kitchen, quaffing red wine, cooking a chicken dinner and laughing at the ineptitude of the little dwarf who thought the grass was greener and couldn’t even handle one transfer window with the fuckwits on the wrong side of the Irwell.

[dcmk]

Was he on gardening leave for longer than his actual time with Man Utd?

[BlazeT44]

3 minutes ago, dcmk said:

Was he on gardening leave for longer than his actual time with Man Utd?

 

Both 5 months I think.

[Froggy]

1 hour ago, Mike said:

Swear Zirkzee was tidy, smart business like two weeks ago.

 

He's looked good in Amorim's system. 

 

If there's a way we could get Dan to take the blame for Antony that would be class. 

 

 

Edited December 8, 2024 by Froggy

[Dr.Spaceman]

Paid a few million for Ashworth before sacking him after 5 months (presumably costing at least a few hundred grand), but they haven't got enough funds to continue paying for matchday staff lunch boxes.

 

Brexit Jimmy is doing exactly the sort of job everyone said he would do.

[Froggy]

7 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

Paid a few million for Ashworth before sacking him after 5 months (presumably costing at least a few hundred grand), but they haven't got enough funds to continue paying for matchday staff lunch boxes.

 

Brexit Jimmy is doing exactly the sort of job everyone said he would do.

 

Word is we're adding a £10 surcharge per wheelchair for the disabled fans to cover the cost. £15 if it's electric. 

[El Prontonise]

4 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Word is we're adding a £10 surcharge per wheelchair for the disabled fans to cover the cost. £15 if it's electric. 

 

That's fucking awful.

 

[TheBrownBottle]

11 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Word is we're adding a £10 surcharge per wheelchair for the disabled fans to cover the cost. £15 if it's electric. 

Jesus.  This isn't a Man Utd thing, but a socio-economic thing.

 

That is completely fucked.

[Keegans Export]

I assume he's kidding...

[Checko]

Froggy's on a fucking trawler boat right now!

 

 

Edited December 8, 2024 by Checko

[Menace]

14 minutes ago, El Prontonise said:

 

That's fucking awful.

 

 

Whoosh?

[Stifler]

24 minutes ago, Froggy said:

Word is we're adding a £10 surcharge per wheelchair for the disabled fans to cover the cost. £15 if it's electric. 

You lot got that United Healthcare CEO working for you?

[El Prontonise]

7 minutes ago, Menace said:

 

Whoosh?

 

I was thinking that, but this is Brexit Jim we are talking about.

[mouldy_uk]

3 minutes ago, Stifler said:

You lot got that United Healthcare CEO working for you?

I think he stepped down recently 

[Jagten]

1 hour ago, Big River said:

 class this

 

and like clockwork...

he's being thrown under the bus for every bad decision it's all Little Dans fault

Literally every analytics guy I know thought he was rubbish 

[TRon]

Zirkzee looks like he'd have been much more of a hit wearing a leather vest in The Warriors.

[thomas]

what an erotic turn of events

[B-more Mag]

 Going from how fucking precious they were about our dealings when they were trying to lowball us to publicly castrating him and shoving his balls in his mouth is quite the thing to behold. 

[DahnSahf]

58 minutes ago, TRon said:

Zirkzee looks like he'd have been much more of a hit wearing a leather vest in The Warriors.

 

Yeah, the kid spraying the tags.

[Ben]

That Irish Makem on Talksport today listed Brexit Jimmy's achievements in sport and he's basically fucked up every team is took over 

[Wolfcastle]

Satisfying bit of commupence to install a bit of belief in the world again on account of Ratcliffe's performances to date an Ashworths reputation in ruins.

He could always crawl back to  Brighton but note how they've hardly looked back since he left. The little shithead.

 

 

[midds]

Surprised this little piece of shit got rumbled sooo quickly at Man U. Never expected it to unravel so soon after he officially started working for them over the summer. Maybe his conduct when trying to leave this club was always ticking away and they've pulled the trigger on him within 5 months, they've realise they've brought a(nother) toxic little rat into their club and have binned him at the earliest possible opportunity? Not going to ponder it for to long though, BIG fan of people getting exactly what they deserve in life though. He's now probably ruined his career, the cretinous little gnome cunt 

[Ben]

I can't believe he wanted Southgate as manager, if he'd have stayed with us he probably would of sacked Howe by now and put that Donut in charge

[Playmaker]

 

Neville and Man U in the mud 

 

The way Neville was twerking for Ashworth when he was are sporting director just makes it all the better.
 

It is hilarious the way it’s all ended. keep it up Jim.