Hanshithispantz Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 We'll sign Paqueta and spin Jim White into multiple orgasms on the 31st. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Joey47 said: I think it's just a simple one. Pa-ke-ta. Although this is based on how it would be pronounced in Spanish. @Flip @JNK Let's ask the Brazilians. You sound fluent in portuguese already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 22 minutes ago, ponsaelius said: 22 days left of the transfer window. I think we're into the stage where we can now stop saying 'theres plenty of time left'. Still a 3rd of the transfer window left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 hour ago, OpenC said: Loving the optimism for the season ahead It’s crazy isn’t it. Making up scenarios to top up the doom and gloom outlook. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 There's 3 weeks, we signed 4 players in that time in January. I'm now braced for it going into the final week. The good news is that we only have two weeks to wait for the final week. Although it seems to take us about 5 days to do a medical so we might want to get a crack on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Alright I'm not the type for extreme measures but it's time to kidnap Paqueta. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 24 minutes ago, B-more Mag said: I think the PL contractually requires you to say it like: Only 22 days until the window SLAMS shut!!! Reminds me of that South Park episode with ghost hunters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mike said: Alright I'm not the type for extreme measures but it's time to kidnap Paqueta. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Just now, Mike said: Alright I'm not the type for extreme measures but it's time to kidnap Paqueta. Don't be ridiculous.... Let's get Bruno to invite him for some footy in his garden... let's pretend it's Joelintons birthday or something... meanwhile we will get Danny A to draft up a contract... we can get Bruno to make him sign a "birthday card" whilst secretly underneath he will have signed a 6 year deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Flip said: You sound fluent in portuguese already. Not Pak-e-ta, crap i gotta change my orders now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 minute ago, STM said: Don't be ridiculous.... Let's get Bruno to invite him for some footy in his garden... let's pretend it's Joelintons birthday or something... meanwhile we will get Danny A to draft up a contract... we can get Bruno to make him sign a "birthday card" whilst secretly underneath he will have signed a 6 year deal. And if he spots the scheme, then we Kidnap him and do like a Face Off kinda thing with Matty Longstaff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mike said: And if he spots the scheme, then we Kidnap him and do like a Face Off kinda thing with Matty Longstaff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, STM said: Don't be ridiculous.... Let's get Bruno to invite him for some footy in his garden... let's pretend it's Joelintons birthday or something... meanwhile we will get Danny A to draft up a contract... we can get Bruno to make him sign a "birthday card" whilst secretly underneath he will have signed a 6 year deal. 4 minutes ago, Mike said: And if he spots the scheme, then we Kidnap him and do like a Face Off kinda thing with Matty Longstaff. Fucksake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Just now, danny said: Fucksake This ends with the Matty Longstaff homonculus playing for England, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Boon Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 3 hours ago, sempuki said: Riviere is up there (or down there) with Bobby Shinton, George Reilly, Billy Whitehurst and Frank Pingel. Utter shite. yerve missed Rob MacDonald from yer list bud. Sh*ttiest of all sh*tty forwards weve had, ever! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Mike said: This ends with the Matty Longstaff homonculus playing for England, like. Wouldn’t that be a tiny version of him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said: I'll be having my own moment soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Never seen Dieng play, but from reading the Marseille forum they seem to think he's decent but not overally bothered if they get a decent fee for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Vinny Green Balls said: Wouldn’t that be a tiny version of him? Well he's already tiny, we're just swapping heads or faces. However face off worked. I realize I didn't give the plot much thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Mike said: This ends with the Matty Longstaff homonculus playing for England, like. Yea im out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mike said: Well he's already tiny, we're just swapping heads or faces. However face off worked. I realize I didn't give the plot much thought. How were homunculi involved in Face Off? Edited August 9, 2022 by Vinny Green Balls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Mike said: Well he's already tiny, we're just swapping heads or faces. However face off worked. I realize I didn't give the plot much thought. You put Matty's face on Paqueta's body so he keeps all the talent but looks like Matty Longstaff. The Longstaff body with Paqueta's face disappears into League 2 somewhere never to be seen again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Just now, Skeletor said: You put Matty's face on Paqueta's body so he keeps all the talent but looks like Matty Longstaff. The Longstaff body with Paqueta's face disappears into League 2 somewhere never to be seen again. Or Longstaff ends up getting called up from Brazils world cup squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Vinny Green Balls said: How were homunculi involved in Face Off? These are the kinda questions that get replayed in court. You a cop? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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