Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[macphisto]

3 hours ago, The College Dropout said:

They might even get more than £100m.

I'd agree with this but the only thing that makes me have doubts is that they could have chucked that type of money, probably a lot less, directly at the player before he re-signed late last season. 

[Mattoon]

A nice stress free win today please and a glorious hate watch to finish off the day, hopefully a Brighton win too for the perfect day of football.

[NE27]

Rat.

 

That is all.

[SUPERTOON]

Not in the squad tonight 

[Weznufc]

Just now, SUPERTOON said:

Not in the squad tonight 

Hopefully out for a few months 😉 🤣

[Mikky]

Just now, Weznufc said:

Hopefully out for a few months 😉 🤣

Hopefully years 

[relámpago blanco]

1 minute ago, SUPERTOON said:

Not in the squad tonight 

Yeah Slot said it was touch and go so not a major issue

 His main issue is 8 games played and 1 goal

[TBG]

 

"Liverpool to blame? Hmmm I wouldn't say so, no. Do I think questions need asked of Newcastle? I wouldn't say yes, but questions do need asked yes"

[Pilko]

1 minute ago, SUPERTOON said:

Not in the squad tonight 

 

[Fak]

Just now, Pilko said:

 

 

[Joe1984]

13 hours ago, Mattoon said:

A nice stress free win today please and a glorious hate watch to finish off the day, hopefully a Brighton win too for the perfect day of football.

Your day's not going too well... 🤣

[Abacus]

I believe Isak's groin isn't attached to his muscles somehow, based on something I read on here.

 

So he's essentially just a useless skin bag of offal in that case, should these rumours prove to be correct. Which I therefore do choose to believe.

 

I can still hate Slot, though, so that's enough for my hate watch. Followed by match of the day and a nice bottle of wine and a chocolate biscuit.

 

 

[mouldy_uk]

31 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

Not in the squad tonight 

[tarie4]

33 minutes ago, Pilko said:

 

[CPL]

Kind of a win/win. If they do win, likely their fans saying he should be starting ahead of the rat.

[mouldy_uk]

[Chris_R]

On 23/10/2025 at 12:05, SteV said:

Which would you choose:

 

A) Liverpool winning league and having all round excellent season but Isak fails miserably not scoring a PL goal, considered one of the worst transfers in history.

 

B) Liverpool don’t win a trophy and miss out on CL qualification, resulting in Slot’s sacking, but Isak bangs in 25+ and wins Golden Boot.

 

 

 

[Lish007]

I just think of his smiling weird face and come hither eyes saying 'i want to win everything' - can't help myself being completely delighted at the events of this current season. 

[Abacus]

[McDog]

Very much enjoyed the match today, long may it continue.

[Toon1984]

Isak’s lucky Liverpool signed Wirz too  - it deflects a lot of attention from his potentially disastrous signing.

[Jewel]

4 hours ago, Toon1984 said:

Isak’s lucky Liverpool signed Wirz too  - it deflects a lot of attention from his potentially disastrous signing.

Hes incredibly fortunate a lot of the blame game has fallen on the shoulders of Mo Salah and his wretched form. People aren't talking too much about the rat...yet.

[Poon Raccoon]

[gbandit]

3 minutes ago, Poon Raccoon said:

I liked the first one, thought Finding Dory was alright but there’s no way I’m watching this one. Pixar have sold out 

[CallumG6]

Arrogant, self entitled cunt won’t give a shite how badly Liverpool are doing, he’ll be counting his money. 
 

Although still very funny he went to win trophies and chances are they’ll get nowhere near the PL.