Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[GideonShandy]

2 hours ago, Wolfcastle said:

Sniffed a fair bit in that interview. 

Hope he's got one of those head colds that ache with every step you take.  Not that he does much stepping.

"Yeah, shame about that bald guy losing his job but what about me?  I've caught a cold."

[Zero]

Probably just like Owen - great finisher, ice in vein, because they are born with flawed personality

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

9 hours ago, Fenham Mag said:

We have neither with Wissa 

Would pay good money to watch Wissa try to jump advertising hoardings

[Nucasol]

17 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Would pay good money to watch Wissa try to jump advertising hoardings

It’ll be like that video of the robot tripping over the marathon start line.

 

 

[BlueStar]

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[Nucasol]

15 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

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Thought he was just a Con. No need for an ‘I’.

[tarie4]

Can this thread not go the way of the dodo bird now please. 🐦🙏

I do get hate watching but this is a bit over the top.

[Pixelphish]

Pretty sure he's a sociopath.

[Wilson]

4 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Thought he was just a Con. No need for an ‘I’.

 

There's no I in Isa.... 

[Menace]

6 minutes ago, tarie4 said:

Can this thread not go the way of the dodo bird now please. 🐦🙏

I do get hate watching but this is a bit over the top.

 

Basically like a jilted ex at times. I only want this updated when he gets an injury, couldn't give a flying fuck about every passing update on his career like.

 

 

Edited 9 hours ago by Menace

[Turnbull2000]

Keep this thread on the first page please. I'll like to regularly be reminded that Liverpool deprived us of potentially an all time Newcastle great and destroyed our progress,

[Skeletor]

1 hour ago, Turnbull2000 said:

Keep this thread on the first page please. I'll like to regularly be reminded that Liverpool deprived us of potentially an all time Newcastle great and destroyed our progress,

 

Isak denied of us that by being a cunt.

[Stuy_O]

1 hour ago, Turnbull2000 said:

Keep this thread on the first page please. I'll like to regularly be reminded that Liverpool deprived us of potentially an all time Newcastle great and destroyed our progress,

which despite the failure of Isak himself they will have down as an achievement. 
 

part of their approach was 100% to fuck us over. 

[Conjo]

Just watched his goal against Norway. Fuck that was annoying. A slight deflection sure, but he turned the Norway defender into a pretzel with some lovely dribbling after carrying the ball across half the pitch like he's never done for Liverpool.

 

It's petty, but I hope someone snaps one of his twig legs during the WC. Can't be having that version of Isak playing for those cunts.

[KaKa]

Reminded me of the good old days at Newcastle. Ball forward to him early in space to run at people.

 

Liverpool would have recycled the ball to death under Slot till he was being marked closely in the box by two defenders. Hence the 2 touches per game or whatever it was 

 

He's potentially going to be a terror under Iraola. Hope we get some good signings in this summer and get back to being good or it's REALLY going to suck if he gets going at Liverpool.