Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[huss9]

6 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

He is that presenter I think.

yeah just checked.

thats the guy.

[toontownman]

If we sold Isak to Saudi for over 200m

 

 

Would fuck our season though lol.

 

Get 200m then make Liverpool pay another 200m in a year or so time to get him back from Saudi and also pocket that fee via nefarious Saudi means lol

 

[Ben]

7 minutes ago, toontownman said:

If we sold Isak to Saudi for over 200m

 

 

Would fuck our season though lol.

 

Get 200m then make Liverpool pay another 200m in a year or so time to get him back from Saudi and also pocket that fee via nefarious Saudi means lol

 

 

Could our chairman sort out a 99% sell on clause 

[Sandrotastico]

What if....It's Isak that wants out, his agent has been pushing him to LFC to make a bid.

We have pushed back and now he's touting him to SA.

 

If he wants out that bad, then maybe we should take the max, 200m from Saudi and reinvest that and the other 200?

I'm getting a bit fed up of players not wanting to be here and throwing their toys out the pram, he did'nt look that happy from feb onwards last year anyway, along with Gordon.

 

Something's up! There's too much noise...

 

 

Edited July 18, 2025 by Sandrotastico

[relámpago blanco]

1 minute ago, Sandrotastico said:

What if....It's Isak that wants out, his agent has been pushing him to LFC to make a bid.

We have pushed back and now he's touting him to SA.

 

If he wants out that bad, then maybe we should take the max, 200m from Saudi and reinvest that and the other 200?

I'm getting a bit fed up of players not wanting to be here and throwing their toys out the pram, he did'nt look that happy from feb onwards last year anyway, along with Gordon.

 

Something's up! There's too much noise...

 

 

 

What a crock of shit

[Shearergol]

Didn’t even look to be trying on the raft race tbf 

[Shadow Puppets]

5 minutes ago, Sandrotastico said:

What if....It's Isak that wants out, his agent has been pushing him to LFC to make a bid.

We have pushed back and now he's touting him to SA.

 

If he wants out that bad, then maybe we should take the max, 200m from Saudi and reinvest that and the other 200?

I'm getting a bit fed up of players not wanting to be here and throwing their toys out the pram, he did'nt look that happy from feb onwards last year anyway, along with Gordon.

 

Something's up! There's too much noise...

 

 

 

Isak 100% does not want out.

 

His agent, on the other hand, may be trying his luck for a bigger pay day, but Alex loves it here.

[El Prontonise]

He's not leaving this window, end of.

[Keegans Export]

11 minutes ago, Sandrotastico said:

What if....It's Isak that wants out, his agent has been pushing him to LFC to make a bid.

We have pushed back and now he's touting him to SA.

 

If he wants out that bad, then maybe we should take the max, 200m from Saudi and reinvest that and the other 200?

I'm getting a bit fed up of players not wanting to be here and throwing their toys out the pram, he did'nt look that happy from feb onwards last year anyway, along with Gordon.

 

Something's up! There's too much noise...

 

Too much noise from where? The press? Twitter?

[Sandrotastico]

2 minutes ago, El Prontonise said:

He's not leaving this window, end of.

ok, thanks for confirming.

[stozo]

10 minutes ago, Sandrotastico said:

What if....It's Isak that wants out, his agent has been pushing him to LFC to make a bid.

We have pushed back and now he's touting him to SA.

 

If he wants out that bad, then maybe we should take the max, 200m from Saudi and reinvest that and the other 200?

I'm getting a bit fed up of players not wanting to be here and throwing their toys out the pram, he did'nt look that happy from feb onwards last year anyway, along with Gordon.

 

Something's up! There's too much noise...

 

 

 

It’s negotiation time for Isak. I don’t think he wants to leave per se, but he wants to be paid as a Top 5 world striker - which is going to mean £350k per week plus. This is the summer where he either gets us to stump that up or he starts the process of looking elsewhere. I suspect the noise is all part of that negotiation process.

 

FWIW, and it sucks this is the case, we absolutely should not renew him at a Top 5 world striker price. It’s going to be fucking horrible losing him but we cannot afford to renew him at £350kpw+ on our current revenue - not least because that becomes the benchmark every current or future top Newcastle player works towards. It will massively hinder our ability to squad build. The move is sell at £150m or above and rebuild. 

[GideonShandy]

22 minutes ago, Sandrotastico said:

I'm getting a bit fed up of players not wanting to be here and throwing their toys out the pram, he did'nt look that happy from feb onwards last year anyway, along with Gordon.

 

 

Assuming that you're being serious, who are all these players that have got you so fed up?

[JT24]

So, why do we think he’s just pinned this then?

[nemtizz]

Interactions most likely. That and because he touches children.

[The Prophet]

a) he was right b) more importantly, he got a lot of engagement from that Tweet?

[gdm]

41 minutes ago, Sandrotastico said:

What if....It's Isak that wants out, his agent has been pushing him to LFC to make a bid.

We have pushed back and now he's touting him to SA.

 

If he wants out that bad, then maybe we should take the max, 200m from Saudi and reinvest that and the other 200?

I'm getting a bit fed up of players not wanting to be here and throwing their toys out the pram, he did'nt look that happy from feb onwards last year anyway, along with Gordon.

 

Something's up! There's too much noise...

 

 

 

Hardly smart touting a Newcastle player to Newcastles owners is it?

[Thomson Mouse]

35 minutes ago, El Prontonise said:

He's not leaving this window, end of.

He’s going nowhere.

 

It’s clear as day the Saudis have told Liverpool to fuck off.

 

 

 

 

Edited July 18, 2025 by Thomson Mouse

[gdm]

2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

a) he was right b) more importantly, he got a lot of engagement from that Tweet?

Yup this is Romano’s business. He makes money off the scousers going mad that he’s pinned that tweet

[gdm]

Hope he scores tomorrow and is all smiles 

 

 

Edited July 18, 2025 by gdm

[duo]

1 hour ago, toontownman said:

If we sold Isak to Saudi for over 200m

 

 

Would fuck our season though lol.

 

Get 200m then make Liverpool pay another 200m in a year or so time to get him back from Saudi and also pocket that fee via nefarious Saudi means lol

 

How would this even work - is it Yasir Al-Rumayyan selling Isak to himself 

[duo]

8 hours ago, JT24 said:

So, why do we think he’s just pinned this then?

 

Too keep the story alive

 

 

Edited July 19, 2025 by duo

[Bunk Moreland]

1 hour ago, JT24 said:

So, why do we think he’s just pinned this then?

 

Just uploaded a new vid in which he repeated what he said on Monday (Isak not for sale, Liverpool pressing ahead for Ekitike). Zero new info, not worth wasting time on

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJtBJ-R-Pm4

 

[McDog]

1 hour ago, Thomson Mouse said:

He’s going nowhere.

 

It’s clear as day the Saudis have told Liverpool to fuck off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saudi bid at 200M turned down would set the floor for future bids. 4D chess again by PIF, although I really wish they didn't take fucking days to make their next move. 

[Bimpy474]

Christ some of the absolute horseshit going on.

[tarie4]

1 hour ago, JT24 said:

So, why do we think he’s just pinned this then?

16k retweets and 95k likes, 27m views and 3 k comments.  He's gonna keep going on about Liverpool wanting Isak, their dream target and waiting on Newcastle, just in case they change their minds. The door's closed for now, but who knows, right?

 

That's just engagement farming, isn't it? How many times can a club say no, he's not for sale? Surely Liverpool won't string Ekitike along, waiting for Newcastle to change their minds?

 

 

Edited July 19, 2025 by tarie4