Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Ronson333]

6 minutes ago, KaKa said:

 

Genuinely think that £110 million bid was a huge blunder.

 

It's going to have Isak wondering what the fuck Liverpool are doing! 

 

Has to put some doubt in his head about the efforts they are making to actually sign him, especially after he's put himself in a tough spot with kicking up all this fuss.

 

Just crazy.

It will also make other players wary when then tap them up in future.

[tgarve]

1 minute ago, Skeletor said:

If we accept the premise that he's been badly advised, then sacking his agent must be part of the fence mending.

This isn’t football manager 

[Ben]

Just now, Skeletor said:

If we accept the premise that he's been badly advised, then sacking his agent must be part of the fence mending.

 

I don't think it will be to long before someone mentions the fact that Shearer was looking to move to Liverpool when Gullit was manager.

[Loki679]

5 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

I was kidding of course. Verbal bollockings are generally far more effective anyway. Violence is just a way to put grudges in cement.

 

i refer to my anecdote as to how it should be approached. Bridges should not be burned at all.

 

 

 

 

Correct.  Bridges should be blown up with a horde of explosives while you piss on the faces of your enemies and smite them with your wrath.

[gdm]

Just now, Ben said:

 

I don't think it will be to long before someone mentions the fact that Shearer was looking to move to Liverpool when Gullit was manager.

Bang 

 

 

[madras]

9 minutes ago, loki679 said:

 

Aye, I don't condone violence either *wink wink*

 

We should definitely let Lascelles, Big Joe and Botman give him a non-violent *wink wink* bollocking.

If there is no further Liverpool bid then the players leadership group need to have a chat with him about how that club has absolutely fucked him over.

[Tiotes Witch Doctor]

Fucking mental all this, Liverpool obviously don't want him that much and now lots of our fans don't either. Best solution ship him off to Saudi for 200 million.

[timeEd32]

20 minutes ago, Deuce said:

 why does everyone always want an apology? I don’t give a fuck if he says sorry, as long as puts in 100% while he’s our player. 

 

I am basing this on the rumblings that some of his teammates are unhappy. I don't think he should apologize to the fans and there's almost no way that would land well anyway. But he needs to mend things with teammates if there is an issue.

[TBG]

 

" I sincerely apologise to the people of Newcastle"

[Vinny Green Balls]

7 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

I don't think it will be to long before someone mentions the fact that Shearer was looking to move to Liverpool when Gullit was manager.

And I wouldn’t  blame Shearer at all.  Gullitt was an absolutely brilliant player and talked a lot of sense as an analysis, but he was both fucking arrogant, and also probably didn’t ever realize that only generational players had his talent.

 

Eddie Howe is a generational manager for us, and is a far far superior coach, tactician, man manager, and just a more self reflective person than Gullitt ever could be. And I worshipped Gullitt when I was growing up.

 

oh shit that’s right. It was under Robson. But what does that have to do with Shearer’s comments? He I never mentioned loyalty or anything. Shearer’s point stands. 
 

The dude who commented back just demonstrated that he doesn’t know what ironic actually means.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Vinny Green Balls

[Ben]

3 minutes ago, gdm said:

Bang 

 

 

Owen came after Robson 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

4 minutes ago, gdm said:

Bang 

 

 

But it’s not really ironic, we didn’t sell him to Liverpool. He didn’t say no player should ever want to leave their club. 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by AyeDubbleYoo

[Geordie_once_removed]

I hope our rejection was like this.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

14 minutes ago, KaKa said:

 

Genuinely think that £110 million bid was a huge blunder.

 

It's going to have Isak wondering what the fuck Liverpool are doing! 

 

Has to put some doubt in his head about the efforts they are making to actually sign him, especially after he's put himself in a tough spot with kicking up all this fuss.

 

Just crazy.

The whole saga makes so little sense, even more so if you include the Ekitike chapter. 

[Ben]

1 minute ago, TBG said:

 

" I sincerely apologise to the people of Newcastle"

 

For what its worth i don't want an apology, that shows weakness

[gdm]

1 minute ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

And I didn’t blame Shearer at all.  Gullitt was an absolutely brilliant player and talked a lot of sense as an analysis, but he was both fucking arrogant, and also probably didn’t ever realize that only generational players had his talent.

 

Eddie Howe is a generational manager for us, and is a far far superior coach, tactician, man manager, and just a more self reflective person than Gullitt ever could be. And I worshipped Gullitt when I was growing up.

You are remembering it wrong. Shearer almost went ti Liverpool (allegedly) when Robson was manager (2003) not Gullit 

[Vinny Green Balls]

Just now, gdm said:

You are remembering it wrong. Shearer almost went ti Liverpool (allegedly) when Robson was manager (2003) not Gullit 

I just corrected it. Read it again dude

[Ben]

Just now, gdm said:

You are remembering it wrong. Shearer almost went ti Liverpool (allegedly) when Robson was manager (2003) not Gullit 

Shearer and Owen were under Sourness not Robson

[gdm]

Just now, Vinny Green Balls said:

I just corrected it. Read it again dude

I’ll take your world for it

[KaKa]

33 minutes ago, Zero said:

it’s different. Liverpool does have PSR headroom but they don’t have the cash on hand. They ain’t PIF. They need to raise funds by selling players first. They simply couldn’t offer that much upfront fees after Wirtz and Ekitike deals.

 

Newcastle on the other hand is troubled by PSR headroom that even Newcastle has unlimited funds it’s limited by PSR.

 

 

 

 

 

So if that's the case why not just wait till after selling more players and then just bid the £150 million.

 

What the hell was the point of the £110 million bid that has now made them look completely stupid?

[GEFAFWISP]

1 minute ago, Ben said:

 

For what its worth i don't want an apology, that shows weakness

Tripe. Real strength comes from owning mistakes and still being tremendous, not being some macho fuckwit who doesn't show culpability for being a little rat.

 

I don't care if we hear the apology but he should be sucking up to his teammates something fierce next week.

[Conjo]

Just now, timeEd32 said:

 

I am basing this on the rumblings that some of his teammates are unhappy. I don't think he should apologize to the fans and there's almost no way that would land well anyway. But he needs to mend things with teammates if there is an issue.

 

What rumblings? There's been one report indicating that some players had tried to convince him to stay, and that he didn't want to. Most likely bullshit.

 

He shouldn't mend anything unless something factual comes out that he's been trying to engineer a move away. Not to players and especially not to feral fans who has spent the last week or two making up scenarios in their own heads where the situation has beccome progressively worse and worse without really knowing fuck all.

 

If he starts the first game for us and nobody within the club (including himself) has said anything about him leaving, he deserves the benefit of the doubt and be cheered as any other of our players.

[Vinny Green Balls]

Just now, gdm said:

I’ll take your world for it

indid mention that Shearer’s comments are not ironic in any way though, so the dude who commented might want to refresh his definition of the word.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

The club are very smart but also generous running this ‘he’s been badly advised’ line through Craig Hope. Leaves enough leeway to allow players and fans to give him another chance. If he wants one. 

[Ben]

1 minute ago, Conjo said:

 

What rumblings? There's been one report indicating that some players had tried to convince him to stay, and that he didn't want to. Most likely bullshit.

 

He shouldn't mend anything unless something factual comes out that he's been trying to engineer a move away. Not to players and especially not to feral fans who has spent the last week or two making up scenarios in their own heads where the situation has beccome progressively worse and worse without really knowing fuck all.

 

If he starts the first game for us and nobody within the club (including himself) has said anything about him leaving, he deserves the benefit of the doubt and be cheered as any other of our players.

 

Aye