Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Bimpy474]

58 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

 

Call immigration and get him deported.

 

Stab him in the cock with a spoon.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

2 minutes ago, GEFAFWISP said:

We should only sell him at £150 million plus and even then, if we're being particularly vindictive to the little prick, not to Liverpool.

 

£150m until 5pm Sunday then it goes up £5m a day until the window slams shut.

 

If he doesn't go by TDD then could we see a loan to Turkey? 

 

There's a day to do a deal in most European leagues but adjust over a week for Saudi and Turkey after the window closes here

[Turnbull2000]

Don't think there's a chance we see him in the shirt again tbh. Think it'll be Wissa (or whoever else) in and Isak out.

 

 

Edited August 8, 2025 by Turnbull2000

[jack j]

I fucking hate this cunt 

[gdm]

Now there’s a shock. Been fuck all wrong with him 

[WinstonFC]

[Kid Icarus]

All a bit doublespeak at the moment mind.

 

We're Newcastle United, if you act poorly you can't train with the group...but we'd love to have him back with us...all while putting all of our resources into replacing him.

[JT24]

Big fucking yikes. 

[McDog]

Yup, pulled a fuckin low life move typical of players of lots of sports.

[joeyt]

 

 

 

[TheBrownBottle]

Howe handling it like a pro tbh, it’s a bastard difficult tightrope to walk for a manager, Isak is a right cunt for putting that man in this position. 

[Jordan]

Didn’t think he was that type of character before this summer. Proper cunt. 

[Dr.Spaceman]

#TeamEddie

[Vinny Green Balls]

5 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

All a bit doublespeak at the moment mind.

 

We're Newcastle United, if you act poorly you can't train with the group...but we'd love to have him back with us...all while putting all of our resources into replacing him.

honestly I think Howe said exactly what he should have said.

[Vinny Green Balls]

He is also diplomatically leaving the door open rather than harshly reacting and saying that there is no way back.

[Ketsbaia]

Strange because I read that as not too bad, then saw the online reaction  

[joeyt]

9 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

All a bit doublespeak at the moment mind.

 

We're Newcastle United, if you act poorly you can't train with the group...but we'd love to have him back with us...all while putting all of our resources into replacing him.

 

I'm not sure what he can say when all options are seemingly still on the table

[Turnbull2000]

Can someone please do an edit of the Cup Final with Isak pixelated and his name muted?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Just now, Ketsbaia said:

Strange because I read that as not too bad, then saw the online reaction  

 

It's obviously very serious but he has at least stayed positive and left the return open. Imagine if it was Mourinho or someone like that, he'd be slaughtering Isak right now. 

[gbandit]

Just now, Ketsbaia said:

Strange because I read that as not too bad, then saw the online reaction  

Got to say Kets, you’ve been a lot more positive this summer than I expected. Respect to you for being able to see things through a positive lens at times 

[Displayname]

Clearly gone if we find a replacement (or two). And for me I can't wait for the day.

[David Edgar]

Like Howe making it crystal that Isak isn't injured.

[geordiesteve710]

4 minutes ago, joeyt said:

 

 

 

Think Howe has got his reaction and comments spot on tbf.

 

He's been put in a really difficult position not just by Isak but also by lack of support from the boardroom.

 

Honestly don't think there's any other manager in the league I'd swap him for, and I include Guardiola in that.

[Likelylad]

What a twat Isak is. Genuinely a class player but shown himself as a complete shithouse. Pathetic behaviour. 
 

Very much looking forward to a similar situation occurring in a couple years when Real Madrid come sniffing. 

[geordiesteve710]

2 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said:

Can someone please do an edit of the Cup Final with Isak pixelated and his name muted?