Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Kid Icarus]

They've all tried to gaslight everyone about what they were all saying a matter of weeks ago like, it's insane. Craig Hope saying he knew a year ago as well, utter bollocks. For a start he was also saying no one could afford him, but mainly the idea that he would ever held back on sharing anything he's heard about inside the club is laughable. 

[Vinny Green Balls]

Craig Hope would be incapable of keeping that secret.

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by Vinny Green Balls

[midds]

If the players want him gone then he'll probably be sold soon(ish), their wishes will carry some weight. Although it's telling that he's become so toxic that even his own mates don't even want to be around him let alone play football with him again. Seems like he's gone out of his way to deliberately piss off as many people associated with NUFC which is impressively cuntish, it's almost impressive to become such an arsehole so quickly.

 

Still firmly in the 'let the cunt rot for a couple of seasons' camp but realistically I think we'll eventually cave at a really high price as we simply won't want to be seen to be losing face and letting him go on the cheap. I'm guessing about £140m+15m on deadline day

[duo]

[Sima]

9 minutes ago, geordie_b said:

Told Eddie but forgot to tell any of the clubs who would have been interested in him before they spunked their striker budgets. Aye ok…

 

 

 

 

 

Peak Tweedy.

[bobbydazzla]

3 minutes ago, duo said:

Whilst I appreciate his sentiment, ain’t no denying it’d be a different kettle of fish if it was his beloved Man Utd trying to sign the Judas Cunt….

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Vinny Green Balls]

Just now, bobbydazzla said:

Be a different kettle of fish if it was his beloved Man Utd trying to sign the Judas Cunt….

maybe he drew the short straw this time, and had to stump for Newcastle?

[pubteam]

3 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

Craig Hope would be incapable of keeping that secret.

 

 

 

That fucker boils my piss more than any of them, a local lad who seems to hate Newcastle. Known for a year, like fuck did you. Journalists are trying so hard to remain relevant they will peddle any shit. 

[duo]

Clearly all lies - Ornstein used to be a trusted Journo but now spinning a narrative that looks like he is being told to say

[christ]

6 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

They've all tried to gaslight everyone about what they were all saying a matter of weeks ago like, it's insane. Craig Hope saying he knew a year ago as well, utter bollocks. For a start he was also saying no one could afford him, but mainly the idea that he would ever held back on sharing anything he's heard about inside the club is laughable. 

Journalists famously like to keep secrets.

[Nucasol]

12 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

 fantastic film

Someone fancy CGIing Isak’s face onto Lawrence? Maybe Bruno onto Cowboy, Joelinton onto Snowflake and Sandro onto Joker too.

 

 

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by Nucasol

[Abacus]

In the next plot twist, Luke Edwards to come out fighting for NUFC after a few glasses of wine. 

 

Hope he properly windmills at Romano / Ornstein next.

 

Time for your redemption arc Luke.

 

[Kanj]

how fucking gullible are people? it would have been broadcast on every fucking platform, it's a world begging and gasping for likes and engagement and views. its such a convenient lie its not even funny. 

 

Something occurred in Austria during the Ekitke saga and that's where this whole thing kicked off imho. 

[Nucasol]

1 minute ago, Abacus said:

In the next plot twist, Luke Edwards to come out fighting for NUFC after a few glasses of wine. 

 

Hope he properly windmills at Romano / Ornstein next.

 

Time for your redemption arc Luke.

 

The sooner he calls them FSG schills the better.

[duo]

 

[bobbydazzla]

1 minute ago, duo said:

 

Interesting to read that Ryan Giggs played for Wales

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[simonsays]

42 minutes ago, Drewboy74 said:

Maybe I'm reading this wrong mate but if it's all shite why do the players want him gone?

I reckon it's because of that weird blinky thing he does

[pubteam]

1 minute ago, duo said:

 

This all goes proves Isak is thick as fuck, or this agent has some serious shit on him. 

[et tu brute]

17 minutes ago, duo said:

Aye I bet spit's opinion is totally different 

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by et tu brute

[duo]

I bet this is closer to the truth than you think..

 

 

[Mike]

18 minutes ago, duo said:

 

Waiting breathlessly to hear what Carragher thinks.

[Thomson Mouse]

Just now, Mike said:

 

Waiting breathlessly to hear what Carragher thinks.

I think he spat something out the other day 

[Mike]

3 minutes ago, duo said:

I bet this is closer to the truth than you think..

 

 

 

This stupid orange cunt knew that camera was working, surely?

[Kanj]

1 minute ago, Mike said:

 

Waiting breathlessly to hear what Carragher thinks.

 

He actually thinks 150m is Mbpappe money, said so on the overlap. 

[Moose]

51 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said:

Spoken to a lot of people over the last few days, some of which are extremely close to the goings on.

 

Main takeaways:

 

- Ignore the media and daily stories. It’s all agent / Liverpool talk. Very few things, if anything, are coming from Newcastle’s end.

 

- The stories about him wanting out / telling the club he wanted out before the season finished are bullshit. It was reiterated to me (I think I’ve mentioned this on here before) that Isak played a big part and was one of the main voices encouraging Elanga to join in late June. See his “heart” comments on Elanga’s Instagram at the time.

 

- The players want him gone. His behaviour has been far too disruptive, and he has burned a lot of bridges. He has lost a lot of respect within the squad, despite them opening the door to him a number of times, pre and post Korea.

 

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

 

In a world full of Fabrizo Romanos, David Ornsteins and Ben Jacobs. Be a Shadow Puppet. Thank you for your service! 🫡