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1 hour ago, Abacus said:

The Times reported earlier he'd stuck his rental house on the market for a day or so, then took it off again. Then he put it back on the market again afterwards.

 

At a guess, he's just making gestures to force something to happen.

 

Which it won't because we haven't been offered enough even if he's currently seemingly determined on tanking his own value now to get it done.

 

An even worse guess (as I go right through the looking glass here) is that's mainly because rather than getting a huge transfer fee cut his agent instead will get a hefty cut of any massively increased salary and then get it regularly from his meal ticket given that the agent is reportedly a pariah in a lot of places.

 

Plus Isak can then allegedly* afford to try to bribe more women to pretend to soullessly like him in his tragic car shaped solo bed.

 

*according to one poster here, citations needed.

 

Plays against villa, scores a hat trick, and brings BBQ desserts and then I take it all back.

 

Is it not because he's been burgled and his contract for the house is up for renewal?

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I'm a twisty spiteful fucka so I'm at the stage where I want Samu and £70 million rather than than a half hearted Skinny Judas. 

 

I'm not even bothered if he goes to Liverpool because I'll get great satisfaction sticking pins in the legs of my Skinny Judas Vooddoo doll.

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13 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

Why are so many people so sure he goes before the deadline? You actually think we'll enter a new season with a single striker who is off for a month at Christmas when the fixtures pile up? Madness.

 

It doesn't make sense to keep him. He isn't invested in our success. As soon as Wissa is a done deal, get him gone. Anything over £130M is great and we'll sign another CF. 

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2 hours ago, Shak said:

Didn’t Liverpool want Gordon last summer after we actively explored selling him to them?

 

Seems it upset him a bit but there was nothing even approaching the sort of carry on we’ve seen from Isak from Gordon last year, when he probably had far more cause to be upset.

We'd actually arranged the medical for him to do in Germany during the England camp. It was as good as done.

 

He's admitted it blew his head up for a while, which I can't blame him for at all, but yeah, the contrast with Isak is massive and shows he deserves credit overall.

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The only reason I don't want him to go now is to spite Isak and Liverpool and not set a precedent for other players. As for Isak I'm over it, starting to feel like looking back on an ex, you thought they were the most amazing thing in the world when you were together and once you gain some space and clarity you start to see their flaws, the lack of endurance, the games where he just vanished or looked uninterested, the 1v1's he'd fluff almost every time, maybe he's not all that after all?

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14 minutes ago, vexred said:

 

It doesn't make sense to keep him. He isn't invested in our success. As soon as Wissa is a done deal, get him gone. Anything over £130M is great and we'll sign another CF. 

this would be a bit crazy. Get rid of our prized asset when we only have Wilson's replacement in, and who is going ot be gone for January?

 

If Liverpool could get Suarez back on track for a season, then we probably have a good shot of doing the same with Isak.

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6 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

The only reason I don't want him to go now is to spite Isak and Liverpool and not set a precedent for other players. As for Isak I'm over it, starting to feel like looking back on an ex, you thought they were the most amazing thing in the world when you were together and once you gain some space and clarity you start to see their flaws, the lack of endurance, the games where he just vanished or looked uninterested, the 1v1's he'd fluff almost every time, maybe he's not all that after all?


Remember when I got pelters for rating him a B… :lol:

 

We should re-run the poll when the window closes!

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2 minutes ago, nwopnufc said:

Anyone notice how the pasta nonce, bellend Ben and the cockney cockend have been quite today 

Probably means there's a chance shit is getting done behind the scenes if none of the wankers from Liverpool or isaks camp are briefing them

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39 minutes ago, madras said:

If its close to our valuation have we caved ?

 

 

 

 

I think a lot of folks are underestimating the arab culture/mentality, if indeed it has been an edict "from the top" that's said no, not for sale, I'll be very surprised if we cave unless we get offered absolute top wedge that could be called a win.

 

I don't see Yassir as the backing down type.

 

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46 minutes ago, M4 said:

 

This will be absolutely fine. 

 

He's still derailed the start of our season though.

 

That season opener against Villa 2 years ago when the whole team clicked into gear including him seems a much longer time ago.

 

 

 

Not according to Sir Alex.

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1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

 

I think a lot of folks are underestimating the arab culture/mentality, if indeed it has been an edict "from the top" that's said no, not for sale, I'll be very surprised if we cave unless we get offered absolute top wedge that could be called a win.

 

I don't see Yassir as the backing down type.

 

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Is getting close to your valuation, which you've probably ramped up anyway, being seen to be weak ? I mean its getting waht you wanted.

 

Before he kicked off if someone came in with 150mill I'd seriously have considered it. 

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5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I think a lot of folks are underestimating the arab culture/mentality, if indeed it has been an edict "from the top" that's said no, not for sale, I'll be very surprised if we cave unless we get offered absolute top wedge that could be called a win.

 

I don't see Yassir as the backing down type.

 

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While I'm sure this is all true, we also need to be sure we aren't cutting off our nose by keeping him here, especially if a reasonable offer comes in. Yes it's important to look strong, but it's more important to be in the best possible position to win games. I'm certain Eddie won't want to keep him here if his head and heart aren't in it, doesn't matter how good he is. 

 

Last thing we need is a mentally absent (or literally absent as things stand) striker, who at best would be going through the motions, with no money to bring in someone to at least partially fill that void. 

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Just now, madras said:

Is getting close to your valuation, which you've probably ramped up anyway, being seen to be weak ? I mean its getting waht you wanted.

 

Before he kicked off if someone came in with 150mill I'd seriously have considered it. 

 

Close to your valuation, and "at your valuation" are two different things, selling at  "close to" is a concession IMO.

 

Before he kicked off I'd have seriously considered it too, but as he has kicked off, any compromise on our part could be seen as weak and you can be damn sure the client scouse press will report it as a win for the dippers and a loss for us.

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Just now, Andy said:

 

While I'm sure this is all true, we also need to be sure we aren't cutting off our nose by keeping him here, especially if a reasonable offer comes in. Yes it's important to look strong, but it's more important to be in the best possible position to win games. I'm certain Eddie won't want to keep him here if his head and heart aren't in it, doesn't matter how good he is. 

 

Last thing we need is a mentally absent (or literally absent as things stand) striker, who at best would be going through the motions, with no money to bring in someone to at least partially fill that void. 

 

Oh I agree, but Yassir and PIF are the wildcard in all of this and it's all very public.

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48 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

Why are so many people so sure he goes before the deadline? You actually think we'll enter a new season with a single striker who is off for a month at Christmas when the fixtures pile up? Madness.

Well I'm assuming we get in a replacement. 

But it's not like i'm 100% certain that he goes.

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7 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Close to your valuation, and "at your valuation" are two different things, selling at  "close to" is a concession IMO.

 

Before he kicked off I'd have seriously considered it too, but as he has kicked off, any compromise on our part could be seen as weak and you can be damn sure the client scouse press will report it as a win for the dippers and a loss for us.

My house is valued at more than I'd accept for it. Haggling 101.

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55 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

Why are so many people so sure he goes before the deadline? You actually think we'll enter a new season with a single striker who is off for a month at Christmas when the fixtures pile up? Madness.

I think its 50-50 whether he stays or goes and I'll bet there is work going on behind the scenes for a replacement in case.

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Just now, Erikse said:

Difficult to get a replacement in at a reasonable price when they know how much money we will get.. Especially this late.

 

 

 

Might be. There's also the danger of a selling club missing out by asking too much. Particularly thinking of European clubs here.

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