Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[cubaricho]

125 is insane bullshit 

[The College Dropout]

This isn’t a massive PSR fix. 
 

His replacements will cost us 35-40m in PSR costs each season. 
 

Villa sold a homegrown talent for £100m 4 years ago? They’ve been fucked  with PSR for the last couple seasons. 
 

What you need is a conveyor belt of sales. Young lads through the academy or you bully from smaller clubs at a young age that you sell for £15-40m.  Then you sell decent first teamers for big money like Diaz and Nunez. It keeps the wheels turning.  
 

 

[toontownman]

Always thought 130-40m was the figure we would sell. 

 

Still absolute bollocks considering the shit Isak, his agent and Liverpool have put us through. Just sickening.

 

Dont see us getting anyone else in either at this point. An absolute catastrophe waiting to happen going with just Woltermade and Osula. Also an embarrassment if we end up overpaying for wissa or JSL at this point also. PIF are going to feel this heavy from parts of the fanbase and likely Howe when Manure come calling in a month or so.

[oldtype]

2 minutes ago, BermyToon said:

The £200M can be spread over ~5 years, so really comes out to about £40M for the year. Isak's sale, on the other hand, can be recognised 100% up front (minus whatever amortisation is remaining from buying him). That's my understanding anyway, happy to be corrected.

That’s exactly correct. I’m talking about pre-Isak sale. Now, obviously we don’t have immediate PSR issues.

[Vinny Green Balls]

Just now, cubaricho said:

125 is insane bullshit 

terse but accurate

[Stottie]

1 minute ago, Ronaldo said:

FYI best you can get for Wissa to join us tomorrow is 8/11. Bookies think he’s more likely to join us than stay there.

Like Isak, there's a good chance he'll be "not for sale" until he's sold.

Brentford will have a list of targets to replace him, in December if not before. They do not have a CL qualfication to screw up by cashing in on an ageing striker at peak value.

[r0cafella]

Just now, toontownman said:

Always thought 130-40m was the figure we would sell. 

 

Still absolute bollocks considering the shit Isak, his agent and Liverpool have put us through. Just sickening.

 

Dont see us getting anyone else in either at this point. An absolute catastrophe waiting to happen going with just Woltermade and Osula. Also an embarrassment if we end up overpaying for wissa or JSL at this point also. PIF are going to feel this heavy from parts of the fanbase and likely Howe when Manure come calling in a month or so.

Will they? Same fan base that argued with folks protesting Ashley?

[The College Dropout]

We’ll 100% overpay for another striker. I’m so certain.  

[Vinny Green Balls]

Just now, The College Dropout said:

We’ll 100% overpay for another striker. I’m so certain.  

I hope we do, because the alternative is even fucking worse. Just bad management.

[toon25]

A club signing 2 x 100m+ players in a transfer window is obscene. 

 

The precedent is now set.

 

[alexf]

This will hurt even more when Liverpool get about £200m next year for a past it Salah with one year on his contract left. 

[Kid Icarus]

Just now, alexf said:

This will hurt even more when Liverpool get about £200m next year for a past it Salah with one year on his contract left. 

...to Saudi 

[The College Dropout]

Just now, Vinny Green Balls said:

I hope we do, because the alternative is even fucking worse. Just bad management.

Wissa or Larsen for £60m is going to be the final nail in the coffin.  
 

We’ll start some games Elanga Larsen Gordon and we’ll realise we have a midtable strike force. 

[NobbySolano]

Just now, alexf said:

This will hurt even more when Liverpool get about £200m next year for a past it Salah with one year on his contract left. 

 

Straight to Saudi. And it might be part of the same handshake deal that facilitated

this below value deal

[The College Dropout]

Just now, Kid Icarus said:

...to Saudi 

How much did they sign Nunez for?

 

Argh PIF man. It wasn’t meant to end up like this. 
 

Biggest concern is that Eddie leaves next summer. He’ll give us the full season no doubt. 

[Vinny Green Balls]

I've always hated Liverpool, and their rampant self-victimization. But it's on another level after this summer. I may just punch Craig Charles if I ever run into him.

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, Vinny Green Balls said:

I've always hated Liverpool, and their rampant self-victimization. But it's on another level after this summer. I may just punch Craig Charles if I ever run into him.

[Vinny Green Balls]

4 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Wissa or Larsen for £60m is going to be the final nail in the coffin.  
 

We’ll start some games Elanga Larsen Gordon and we’ll realise we have a midtable strike force. 

Disagree. They at least can get goals. We have virtually none in the striker position at the moment. It's shit, but the alternative is much fucking worse. We may well just really fuck Woltemade up by putting so much pressure on him to deliver.

 

The club really fucked itself even with one of the two though.

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Vinny Green Balls

[Mike]

 I thought I'd at least get an angry sleep in before the fury.

[duo]

3 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

We’ll 100% overpay for another striker. I’m so certain.  

Isak is irreplaceable - and we have just gift wrapped him to Liverpool.  Woltemode is a great signing but due to his potential.  We'll over pay on a bang average striker - if we are lucly - which will kill our PSR compliance.  Selling him this Summer is just idiotic- whatever Isak said to PIF clearly spooked them but they have been played.

[Kid Icarus]

I'm going to have to limit myself to Newcastle matches when they're on and that's it. Liverpool matches and all the content around this utter vermin is going to be too maddening and I'd end up doing crimes 

[Vinny Green Balls]

1 minute ago, Mike said:

 I thought I'd at least get an angry sleep in before the fury.

It's your fault for bringing the Knicks voodoo with you. If you just stuck to Liverpool, we wouldn't be here.

[Mike]

Just now, Kid Icarus said:

I'm going to have to limit myself to Newcastle matches when they're on and that's it. Liverpool matches and all the content around this utter vermin is going to be too maddening and I'd end up doing crimes 

 

 I'm 100 percent checked out.

[NobbySolano]

They could have at least attempted to save face and sold him in January

[r0cafella]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

I'm going to have to limit myself to Newcastle matches when they're on and that's it. Liverpool matches and all the content around this utter vermin is going to be too maddening and I'd end up doing crimes 

Oh yeah for sure. It's absolutely infuriating.