Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Gawalls]

1 minute ago, Nucasol said:

Didn’t Deeney back him? Mostly it’s the ePlastics “supporting” Liverpool and the schills needing engagement feeding on social media.

Yeah well he’s a prick who likes to be edgy and controversial.

[Nucasol]

Just now, Andy84 said:

Wonder if he will mention the club or fans in any sort of departure message 

Take our names out his fucking mouth. The cunt is beyond dead, I’ll be hoping every tackle on him is a career ender from now on in.

[Ben]

Man Utd owe £400 million in outstanding transfer fees, £200 of that needs to be paid within the next 12 months, half those players are no longer at the club, they have no europe and 36 games left this season.

 

We aren't doing that bad.

 

Fuck you Isak.

[r0cafella]

Just now, Hanshithispantz said:

I would hope with a fully invested DoF we could focus on a lot of things benefitting the club.

It looks like we are appointing a friend of Eddie, so in terms of player profiles I expect more of this window? 

 

I think it comes down to expectations as well, I think our owners need to leverage a lot to break the glass ceiling and if they aren't willing to do that we bounce between European qualification and not. Might win the odd cup too but ultimately we are food for the cartel. 

[OpenC]

Need Palace to hang onto Guehi now so this can become Liverpool's Asprilla moment, "they only needed a defender to win the league, and they bought Isak instead"

[M4]

Well this is all just deflating and depressing.

[maze]

We should stall this, and tell them they need to cough it up to £140m, or our fax machine is ‘out of order’

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by maze

[aussiemag]

3 minutes ago, healthyaddiction said:

Then you’re going to be shocked. 

Lets see. 

[WilliamPS]

Poor from PIF, leaving money on the table and rewarding his behaviour 

[Andy84]

A sale of a big player has been in the post for 12-18 months, maybe even longer.  But the way we’ve capitulated man, at least take into deadline day and hike the price 

[wyn davies]

All mouth, that's the owners, 

[andyman]

We're finally rid of Isak? Great start to the week imo, just a shame he went to Liverpool. Hopefully they need to visit SJP in one of the cups this year.

[gbandit]

Not read through the forty pages but that thread title, what a fucking pathetic joke. We’ve been royally taken the piss out of by the two biggest cunts in football: Liverpool and Isak

[charlie13]

Anyone but Liverpool. Christ. Terrible Monday morning news.

[54]

I'm just ecstatic I dont have to waste mental energy on this shit stain of a story any longer tbh.

[Taylor Swift]

Bought for £63m. Sold for £125m. We have to give Sociedad £6m. Net out at £56m. PSR profit is £87m.

 

1 title, lots of goals. 
 

It could have ended better, but it was very fun while it lasted.

 

Time to move on.

[El Prontonise]

I'll say one thing the new owners are much worse at selling than Ashley was.

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by El Prontonise

[Whitley mag]

Ashley esque behaviour from club yesterday, sign nobody today and questions need to be asked.

[Toonpack]

3 minutes ago, maze said:

We should stall this, and tell them they need to cough it up to £140m, or our fax machine is ‘out of order’

 

 

 

If as has been reported (even Ornstein alluded to) he forewent his loyslty (ha ha) bonus, it's nearer £140 mill than £125 Mill to us.

[Newcastle Fan]

I mean we are only selling him for the highest fee ever in the league, after being told we overpaid for him when we bought him. 

[JoeyBartoon]

I hope the club go full out anti-Isak with the club statement 

[Schecter]

Just now, Taylor Swift said:

Bought for £63m. Sold for £125m. We have to give Sociedad £6m. Net out at £56m. PSR profit is £87m.

 

1 title, lots of goals. 
 

It could have ended better, but it was very fun while it lasted.

 

Time to move on.

As you say Taylor ‘Shake it off’ I’m just off to run the bath and plug the toaster in…

[Chicken Dancer]

Since we’ve been fucked like a little bitch anyway, in hindsight we’d have been better off accepting the Ekitike/Isak ultimatum they used when this whole thing started. 
 

God I’m absolutely raging. Fuck knows how I’ll work today. 

[Nucasol]

4 minutes ago, OpenC said:

Need Palace to hang onto Guehi now so this can become Liverpool's Asprilla moment, "they only needed a defender to win the league, and they bought Isak instead"

Judging by how weak Arsenal were yesterday and the Bald Fraud still having not thrown enough money at Man City’s failings from last year, they’ll win it by a similar margin to 24/25. Feels like Uncle Todd’s Human Skin Farm FC are the only real competition.

[Keegans Export]

4 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

It looks like we are appointing a friend of Eddie, so in terms of player profiles I expect more of this window? 

 

I think it comes down to expectations as well, I think our owners need to leverage a lot to break the glass ceiling and if they aren't willing to do that we bounce between European qualification and not. Might win the odd cup too but ultimately we are food for the cartel. 

If the ultimate aim is now finishing top 7 and winning the occasional cup I'd take it tbf.

 

It's the bravado I'm not keen on, over-promise and under-deliver. Don't publicly say your goal is to be "number one" and then baulk at every major decision and investment.