KaKa Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 21:01, Mag_in_NZ said: if Fat Sham can get the Leeds gig………then maybe the Vogon that is SB…….no they couldn’t…….could they ?? Expand If only man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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midds Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Lamps is clueless, speaks for 5 minutes and says fuck all. Compare and contrast that interview with Howe's and it's chalk and cheese. This is what happens when you take advice from fat, unfunny, horrific, obnoxious cunts like Corden Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 (edited) On 02/05/2023 at 21:39, Barnes23 said: Expand They keep outdoing themselves. ”What has he done, apparat from win a Bundesliga”? Edited May 2, 2023 by Rafalove Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lish007 Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 (edited) On 02/05/2023 at 20:43, Astroblack said: My problem is they’re slower at reading the game and most of their voices sound like pre pubescent boys. A lot of the time there’s dead air and you guys can laugh and joke and say I’d rather hear silence than XYZ commentator, when an actual incident occurs and you’re looking to your broadcasters to explain the situation, a lot of the time, there’s no explanation. Expand It's got f all to do with whether they're men or women. Experience in the game maybe? And tbh most commentators that I like are about 60 years old so the fact is women have just not been in that world for long because of shit like this (not being given a chance, no experience), so have to learn. But most young male commentators are the same! And brandish the same tripe! I'm sure older women commentators would be great in the years to come. I just think of some women tennis commentators who were actually ALLOWED to comment and some of them are fabulous! One thing: I really am struggling as to why you think a women's voice is like a pre pubescent man? I mean... It's a woman's voice. It's not suppose to sound like a post pubescent man. Not really sure what you're point is. Maybe you just don't like women? Edited May 2, 2023 by Lish007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 21:50, midds said: Lamps is clueless, speaks for 5 minutes and says fuck all. Compare and contrast that interview with Howe's and it's chalk and cheese. This is what happens when you take advice from fat, unfunny, horrific, obnoxious cunts like Corden Expand I'd like to take that fat rude obnoxious cunt Corden, put him in a cannon, and fire him at the sun, the cunt. Lampard is really the embodiment of Britain after 13 years of this Tory government, he's like any government minister you care to mention, an empty vessel, a bunch of cliched mublings held together by some earnest facial expressions, he fails forward. His record is absolutely fucking laughable, but he's Frank. He's the Matt Hancock of English football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:02, Lish007 said: It's got f all to do with whether they're men or women. Experience in the game maybe? And tbh most commentators that I like are about 60 years old so the fact is women have just not been in that world for long because of shit like this (not being given a chance, no experience), so have to learn. But most young male commentators are the same! And brandish the same tripe! I'm sure older women commentators would be great in the years to come. I just think of some women tennis commentators who were actually ALLOWED to comment and some of them are fabulous! One thing: I really am struggling as to why you think a women's voice is like a pre pubescent man? I mean... It's a woman's voice. It's not suppose to sound like a post pubescent man. Not really sure what you're point is. Maybe you just don't like women? Expand Plenty of people on this forum and mentioned female commentators sound like pre pubescent boys. Plenty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lish007 Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:07, brummie said: He's the Matt Hancock of English football. Expand This!!! Well said! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 21:39, Barnes23 said: Expand The takes keep comin' and they don't stop comin' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lish007 Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:09, Astroblack said: Plenty of people on this forum and mentioned female commentators sound like pre pubescent boys. Plenty. Expand Plenty of people voted for Brexit, or the Tory's, or are against abortion. Doesn't make it right! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:07, brummie said: I'd like to take that fat rude obnoxious cunt Corden, put him in a cannon, and fire him at the sun, the cunt. Lampard is really the embodiment of Britain after 13 years of this Tory government, he's like any government minister you care to mention, an empty vessel, a bunch of cliched mublings held together by some earnest facial expressions, he fails forward. His record is absolutely fucking laughable, but he's Frank. He's the Matt Hancock of English football. Expand Loving the vitriol. Fair play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:11, Lish007 said: Plenty of people voted for Brexit, or the Tory's, or are against abortion. Doesn't make it right! Expand Have you heard any of these commentators and said to yourself “why is there a 13 year old boy commentating on this football match I’m trying to watch?” If not, you may be deaf, my friend. Seriously cut all the PC shit. Be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 I hate the sound of women on the box, but Carragher squealing like a pig, Neville groaning like he's getting tugged off or Murphy sounding like he's describing shit dry are where it's at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:23, The Prophet said: I hate the sound of women on the box, but Carragher squealing like a pig, Neville groaning like he's getting tugged off or Murphy sounding like he's describing shit dry are where it's at. Expand Carragher sounds like the over-excitable Liverpool version of some Arsenal Fan TV style twat. Murphy contributes less in his job than anyone in football with the exception of Lampard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:27, brummie said: Carragher sounds like the over-excitable Liverpool version of some Arsenal Fan TV style twat. Murphy contributes less in his job than anyone in football with the exception of Lampard. Expand Sky have managed to turn Neville and Carragher, two of the best things about the platform into two of the worst. The fan-zone style commenting on their own teams is embarrassing at times. Liverpool 7-0 Man United was toe curling from start to finish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:09, Astroblack said: Plenty of people on this forum and mentioned female commentators sound like pre pubescent boys. Plenty. Expand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 A Chelsea friend of mine referred to their situation as “extraordinary circumstances” to which I questioned exactly what that meant… Quote Well we are in this position because Putin started a war and The British Government in their best efforts to help the Ukrainian People sanctioned the club and forced a sale to these owners who are all over the place Expand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 21:39, Barnes23 said: Expand Imagine being that fucking thick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 21:00, KaKa said: Can we talk about how stinking Sterling has been at Chelsea?! For such an experienced Prem player he has given them nothing. Expand It’s hopeless playing for this Chelsea team right now. I don’t think a single one of their players has had a good season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 23:47, Deuce said: Imagine being that fucking thick. Expand Its just projection. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 On 02/05/2023 at 22:17, Astroblack said: Have you heard any of these commentators and said to yourself “why is there a 13 year old boy commentating on this football match I’m trying to watch?” If not, you may be deaf, my friend. Seriously cut all the PC shit. Be honest. Expand What an odd post Do you not watch it and just think it sounds like a woman? Which is exactly what they sound like?! Why are 13 year old boys on your mind all the while? FWIW, I found it quite jarring at first. As it was just different and a higher pitch. There is one on MOTD/BBC who has a really annoying voice and shit way of describing the game. But others who I don’t even notice as bad or good or are totally fine. Then the pundits can be very hit and miss. But what’s new there? Most of the male pundits and ‘experts’ get panned all the while on here and in general. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 On 03/05/2023 at 05:18, Lush Vlad said: What an odd post Do you not watch it and just think it sounds like a woman? Which is exactly what they sound like?! Why are 13 year old boys on your mind all the while? FWIW, I found it quite jarring at first. As it was just different and a higher pitch. There is one on MOTD/BBC who has a really annoying voice and shit way of describing the game. But others who I don’t even notice as bad or good or are totally fine. Then the pundits can be very hit and miss. But what’s new there? Most of the male pundits and ‘experts’ get panned all the while on here and in general. Expand Agree with this some of the female ones are useless but so are most of the male ones. It’s a quality issue not a sex issue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 1-1 in the Osaka derby. Both teams have been pretty poor this season so will especially want to win this. Gamba on top at the minute, the little slugs. Howay the cherry blossoms Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 90th minute counter, 2-1 Cerezo, Gamba in the mud Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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