NUFC Transfer Rumours

[Nucasol]

2 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Watching Celta Vigo and Sevilla on Spanish TV and they keep mentioning Newcastle United. Are we linked with anyone? Don't understand any of the commentary. 

Quick scan of the news suggests they tried for Big Willy Osula:

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/newcastle-united-star-wanted-celta-142800169.html

[The Prophet]

 

[La Parka]

2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

😂 

 

Fuck me. More likely to sign one of the spurs rejects from Leicester. 

[MagPar]

1 minute ago, La Parka said:

😂

 

Fuck me. More likely to sign one of the spurs rejects from Leicester. 

Please don't tempt fate.

[Toon1984]

Yes. And Newcastle have plans to replace him with Yamal from Barcelona.

[KaKa]

Come on Spurs.

[KennyUtd]

8 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

Daft cunts alert.

[Miggys First Goal]

As if Brexit Jim is going to pay the required funds for that transfer 

[Fak]

Hahahahahhahahhaha bunch of mad bastards. 

[1964]

More likely to sign Sandra Toenail from the Team Valley

[Skeletor]

6 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

 

 

[Holloway]

[KennyUtd]

58 minutes ago, 1964 said:

More likely to sign Sandra Toenail from the Team Valley

Don't knock it until you've tried it. 

[OoOGazOoO]

1 hour ago, The Prophet said:

 

 

'Ambitious' should be underlined and in bold in this one.

 

Good effort.

[Ben]

It's a great feeling knowing Man Utd have absolutely no chance of making this transfer hapoen

[Dr.Spaceman]

OH NO, CHRISTOPHER VIVELL IS PART OF THE PURSUIT OH NO OH NO OH NO

[Rod]

6 minutes ago, Ben said:

It's a great feeling knowing Man Utd have absolutely no chance of making this transfer hapoen

Has something happened to your keyboard?

[Ben]

1 minute ago, Rod said:

Has something happened to your keyboard?

 

I think need to log out for the night, I'm pissed

[duo]

1 hour ago, The Prophet said:

 

[Armchair Pundit]

All the shit we read about Man Utd wanting Tonali, Man City wanting Bruno, Arsenal wanting Isak, Villa wanting Barnes - what fucking delusional world do these cretins live in? Why the fuck would we want to sell any of our better players, especially in areas that give us some real strength in depth? The mind boggles! Could see us selling Longstaff maybe, Wilson or Lacelles, but I just can't envisage any possible circumstance, especially with us being in better PSR shape currently, where we'd sell any of our better players.

[McDog]

7 hours ago, The Prophet said:

 

 

 

I have ambitious plans to , despite being in my 60s, marry Scarlett Johansson. Right then.

[wiseman]

And Brexit Jim will declare its unfair that we don't accept his first offer and should just release the player to them.

[Izakaya]

8 hours ago, The Prophet said:

 

 

I also have ambitious plans to watch Kiera Knightley have a shite but hopes are fading of pulling the deal off. 

[PauloGeordio]

1 hour ago, wiseman said:

And Brexit Jim will declare its unfair that we don't accept his first offer and should just release the player to them.

Should just do a Parish all summer with no intent for sale. Fuck you Jim you tramp! 

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by PauloGeordio

[ExiledGeordie]

4 hours ago, Armchair Pundit said:

All the shit we read about Man Utd wanting Tonali, Man City wanting Bruno, Arsenal wanting Isak, Villa wanting Barnes - what fucking delusional world do these cretins live in? Why the fuck would we want to sell any of our better players, especially in areas that give us some real strength in depth? The mind boggles! Could see us selling Longstaff maybe, Wilson or Lacelles, but I just can't envisage any possible circumstance, especially with us being in better PSR shape currently, where we'd sell any of our better players.

I agree with most of that but clubs having and not having CL does change the landscape. I’m not saying our blue chip players are going to jump ship straight away and Tonali going to Man U is laughable. But large contracts and the CL dangled carrot will tempt some.