The Bonk Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 9 hours ago, Chicken Dancer said: PSR workaround or not, the fact somebody thought it was OK to pay £45m for Joe Gomez man, Christ almighty. Add that to the ever growing list that includes Elanga, Wissa, Strand Larsen et al of signings/bids that just blow my mind. Pure cucks for bang average players playing in the Premier League. Who's actually signing off this shit This guy 👇🏻 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 13 hours ago, Kanj said: *NEVER HAPPENING BUT ONE CAN DREAM* Sell Gordon(80m) > Sign Yan Diomande Sell Elanga (25m) > Sign Mag Akliouche Sell Wissa (15m) and Woltemade (50m) > Sign Matias Fernades Pardo (can play both wings and centre forward) AND Gonacalo Ramos (Keep Osula) or Joaquín Panichelli Sell Tonali (80m) > Sign Lamine Camara Sell Tino (60m) > Sign Marco Pallestra Sell Willock (25m) , Release Trippier and Schar Sign: Some backup RB, CB, LB, some veteran experienced midfielder Sign: Lukas Hornícek or Robin Risser as our new #1 New 11: GK: Hornicek or Risser RB: Pallestra RCB: Thiaw LCB: Botman LB: Hall DM: Camara or Miley LCM: Ramsey or Joelinton RCM: Bruno LW: Diomande RW: Akliouche CF: Ramos or Panichelli ^not sure I love that midfield but that front 3 seems fun. New United Fuck-all Continuity 😉 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 20 hours ago, KingArthur said: 45 million for Joe Gomez. Sweet Jesus our recruitment needs to be checked for money laundering or something. I remember being outraged 2 years ago, and I'm outraged all over again 2 years later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 I don't doubt that he'd be a good addition to the squad when fit, problem is he's 28 and has had 4 major injuries, one of which is recurring. Bloke isn't going to be kicking a ball far into his 30's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mills and Boon Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Why are we dredging up two year old transfer rumours again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 12 minutes ago, Mills and Boon said: Why are we dredging up two year old transfer rumors again? It's funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 People like to be negative about our dealings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 30 minutes ago, Mills and Boon said: Why are we dredging up two year old transfer rumours again? It was possibly the wrong thread to post it in tbh, given it isn’t a current rumour in any way, shape or form. I posted it as it seemed the figures quoted were a relatively new revelation, and in that sense, worthy of note/discussion. The discussion has subsequently morphed a bit into some thinking we’re seemingly back in for him or whatever. Need someone to post another link to a South American wonderkid so we can all move on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) There's now reports that Delap wants to stay at Chelsea and they are looking to keep him, and Joao Pedro has also now established himself as the main man upfront there. They are also apparently looking at getting a new striker in, and if they land Xabi Alonso, I think it's very likely this striker will be Gonzalo Garcia who they've had links to, and who Alonso rated at Real and gave his debut and lots of minutes. Nicholas Jackson will be on his way out, but I can't see us looking at him, especially as Chelsea are looking for a decent amount of money, and it's currently looking more likely he'll be on his way to Saudi. The guy that's not been spoken about much recently, that's due to arrive at Chelsea this summer also, having done a deal for him last season, is Emanuel Emegha. Apparently, he was high on our list last summer to replace Isak, coming off a really good season at Strasbourg, but the deal never really got off the ground due to the Blueco foolishness with Chelsea, who then signed him instead and kept him at Strasbourg. He's since had a stop start season with injuries and hasn't played as much, and Chelsea are now reportedly looking to sell him instead this summer along with Jackson to improve their finances, and cover the new striker signing they'll be making. I wonder if he'll still be on Newcastle's list, and whether we might look at him again this summer. https://www.jeunesfooteux.com/Du-RC-Strasbourg-a-Chelsea-un-avenir-deja-incertain-pour-Emegha_a80059.html Edited May 13 by KaKa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 11 minutes ago, KaKa said: There's now reports that Delap wants to stay at Chelsea and they are looking to keep him, and Joao Pedro has also now established himself as the main man upfront there. They are also apparently looking at getting a new striker in, and if they land Xabi Alonso, I think it's very likely this striker will be Gonzalo Garcia who they've had links to, and who Alonso rated at Real and gave his debut and lots of minutes. Nicholas Jackson will be on his way out, but I can't see us looking at him, especially as Chelsea are looking for a decent amount of money, and it's currently looking more likely he'll be on his way to Saudi. The guy that's not been spoken about much recently, that's due to arrive at Chelsea this summer also, having done a deal for him last season, is Emanuel Emegha. Apparently, he was high on our list last summer to replace Isak, coming off a really good season at Strasbourg, but the deal never really got off the ground due to the Blueco foolishness with Chelsea, who then signed him instead and kept him at Strasbourg. He's since had a stop start season with injuries and hasn't played as much, and Chelsea are now reportedly looking to sell him instead this summer along with Jackson to improve their finances, and cover the new striker signing they'll be making. I wonder if he'll still be on Newcastle's list, and whether we might look at him again this summer. https://www.jeunesfooteux.com/Du-RC-Strasbourg-a-Chelsea-un-avenir-deja-incertain-pour-Emegha_a80059.html Is he a quick presser? If the answer is “yes” then it’s a guarantee we will be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack0 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 I was thinking about the Emegha transfer to Chelsea the other day. If we do go for him I guess it depends how desperate Chelsea are to sell. Unfortunately with the multi club model they have they could easily just send him back to Strasbourg for another season to try and boost his value after having a stop start season, rather than sell him to us and not make any money from what they paid. He sounded like he had a lot of potential after the season he had last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 We were linked with Balogun recently. https://www.jeunesfooteux.com/AS-Monaco-un-chouchou-de-Pocognoli-convoite-par-Newcastle_a79623.html There's been an update around what might happen with him this summer. Folarin Balogun wants to return to England. Monaco, who bought Folarin Balogun from Arsenal for 30 million euros in the summer of 2023, expects to make a significant profit. The outcome of this transfer is expected to be decided after the World Cup, as players' values may change depending on their performances in the competition. No club is expected to take action before the end of the season, though they are likely to further their interest soon after. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 2 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: People like to be negative about everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 3 minutes ago, Jack0 said: I was thinking about the Emegha transfer to Chelsea the other day. If we do go for him I guess it depends how desperate Chelsea are to sell. Unfortunately with the multi club model they have they could easily just send him back to Strasbourg for another season to try and boost his value after having a stop start season, rather than sell him to us and not make any money from what they paid. He sounded like he had a lot of potential after the season he had last year. Chelsea apparently need to make some sales this summer to get some money in, especially as they will be missing out on the Champions League. As I mentioned they are also looking at bringing in another striker this summer already to add to Joao Pedro and Delap. On top of that in Emegha's absence this season another young striker has had a storming season at Strasbourg, Joaquín Panichelli, and so he'll likely be starting for them going forward as Chelsea are also keeping an eye on him now for a future transfer. Looks like there will be an opportunity to go for Emegha because of how all these situations have played out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 2 minutes ago, KaKa said: Chelsea apparently need to make some sales this summer to get some money in, especially as they will be missing out on the Champions League. As I mentioned they are also looking at bringing in another striker this summer already to add to Joao Pedro and Delap. On top of that in Emegha's absence this season another young striker has had a storming season at Strasbourg, Joaquín Panichelli, and so he'll likely be starting for them going forward as Chelsea are also keeping an eye on him now for a future transfer. Looks like there will be an opportunity to go for Emegha because of how all these situations have played out. They won't be shifting Emegha, Jackson and Gui will likely be flogged Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 I'm advocating a "Cor Blimey no limeys" transfer policy to exist alongside our No thanks for Yanks and Get fucked Canucks policies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 8 minutes ago, Nucasol said: Is he a quick presser? If the answer is “yes” then it’s a guarantee we will be. He's very Eddie Howe. He's big (6 foot 5), fast (Top speed of 37.72 km/h - faster than Osula and Haaland have registered) and is an active presser. https://totalfootballanalysis.com/player-analysis/emmanuel-emegha-scout-report-strasbourg-2025-2026-analysis-tactics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 6 minutes ago, r0cafella said: They won't be shifting Emegha, Jackson and Gui will likely be flogged I'm going off the report in the article I posted. Unless you work for Chelsea I have no idea why you'd state this so matter of factly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 6 minutes ago, Mike said: I'm advocating a "Cor Blimey no limeys" transfer policy to exist alongside our No thanks for Yanks and Get fucked Canucks policies. Supplemental to our “Not even the bench for the French” and “Pissflaps to Japs” positions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 1 minute ago, KaKa said: I'm going off the report in the article I posted. Unless you work for Chelsea I have no idea why you'd state this so matter of factly Your literally the person who does that the most on here Of course I dont work for Chelsea and I don't know this it just appears to be unlikely as they have other assets whom theyvd actually amortizatised more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 6 minutes ago, KaKa said: He's very Eddie Howe. He's big (6 foot 5), fast (Top speed of 37.72 km/h - faster than Osula and Haaland have registered) and is an active presser. https://totalfootballanalysis.com/player-analysis/emmanuel-emegha-scout-report-strasbourg-2025-2026-analysis-tactics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 2 minutes ago, Nucasol said: Supplemental to our “Not even the bench for the French” and “Pissflaps to Japs” positions. Wew we need Frenchies. And the war ended ages ago. Japanese players are class. Ideally we would have a squad of moody French cunts, some class Japanese lads and Dan Burn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Just now, r0cafella said: Your literally the person who does that the most on here Of course I dont work for Chelsea and I don't know this it just appears to be unlikely as they have other assets whom theyvd actually amortizatised more. What?! I'm commenting on what has been mentioned in an article I posted. Your refuting it based on your feelings I guess, which was just very strange Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Just now, KaKa said: What?! I'm commenting on what has been mentioned in an article I posted. Your refuting it based on your feelings I guess, which was just very strange Address the New York Knicks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Just now, KaKa said: What?! I'm commenting on what has been mentioned in an article I posted. Your refuting it based on your feelings I guess, which was just very strange Classic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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