Skeletor Posted Tuesday at 20:29 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:29 I come back to this video every once in a while. A classic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted Tuesday at 20:30 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:30 1 hour ago, Nucasol said: Arrogance of the bindipping cunts. God, I can't wait for the summer. These people really think Mike Ashley is still in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted Tuesday at 20:47 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:47 18 minutes ago, Skeletor said: I come back to this video every once in a while. A classic. It’s one of the greatest things the internet has given us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted Tuesday at 20:50 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:50 Honestly, I’d throw myself out of a window if I had to spend any time with him in a confined space but that video is beautiful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
localshop Posted Tuesday at 21:16 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:16 25 minutes ago, gbandit said: Honestly, I’d throw myself out of a window if I had to spend any time with him in a confined space but that video is beautiful Unlikely, as I'm pretty sure he died a while back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted Tuesday at 21:23 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:23 7 minutes ago, localshop said: Unlikely, as I'm pretty sure he died a while back. Ah shit. Would seem so: https://www.instagram.com/p/C7XANxfNUHB/?img_index=1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted Tuesday at 21:24 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:24 7 minutes ago, localshop said: Unlikely, as I'm pretty sure he died a while back. RIP. Probably strengthens his view though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted Tuesday at 21:25 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:25 Ah man. That’s really sad, no age at all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted Tuesday at 21:40 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:40 2 hours ago, NSG said: “Liverpool can probably only sign two Newcastle players this summer” Can't understand him with that thick Scouse accent. I'm convinced that the worst Liverpool fans are sad-sack glory-seeking wankers like the home counties twat in the video. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted Tuesday at 21:45 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:45 2 hours ago, NSG said: “Liverpool can probably only sign two Newcastle players this summer” Couldn’t even sign Gordon from us 7 months ago when we were scraping about from behind the sofa for spare PSR change. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted Tuesday at 22:09 Share Posted Tuesday at 22:09 (edited) I often think Mike Ashley has done a lot of damage to our fanbase, but it seems that pundits, journalists and fans of other clubs don't realise that we're not his club anymore either. If it's not Bruno to City, it's Tino to City, Hall to Liverpool, Tonali to Barca, Gordon to Liverpool, Isak to anyone or Howe to England. We're no longer in the business of needing to or wanting to sell our best players or allowing our staff to leave, so you either offer us a ludicrous sum of money that we can't possibly refuse, or fuck off. That's not to say that we won't lose players on our journey, all clubs do. But we're no longer in the business of happily selling to clubs that we now see as our rivals. Edited Tuesday at 23:08 by The Prophet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted Wednesday at 10:32 Share Posted Wednesday at 10:32 If they really wanted him, they could have had him when we signed him. Now its too late. I also fully expect us to be quoted huge numbers for Huijsen and we can't complain as we slept on him when Bournemouth signed him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted Wednesday at 10:36 Share Posted Wednesday at 10:36 3 minutes ago, Skeletor said: If they really wanted him, they could have had him when we signed him. Now its too late. I also fully expect us to be quoted huge numbers for Huijsen and we can't complain as we slept on him when Bournemouth signed him. Huijsen has a 55m release clause. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted Wednesday at 10:38 Share Posted Wednesday at 10:38 2 minutes ago, r0cafella said: Huijsen has a 55m release clause. Not the 15m euros Bournemouth paid though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted Wednesday at 10:40 Share Posted Wednesday at 10:40 1 minute ago, Skeletor said: Not the 15m euros Bournemouth paid though. Yeah of course Bournemouth got themselves a great deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted Wednesday at 10:52 Share Posted Wednesday at 10:52 Liverpool really think we are their new Southampton, it's hilarious how wrong they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted Wednesday at 11:19 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:19 (edited) It’s a major reason I want us to get into the CL, keep our players and sign a couple major players. It shifts the narrative. ATM there’s still a media view of ‘Newcastle can’t spend because of PSR. If they are to get to the top, Eddie, Isak and co. will have moved on as part of the journey.’ Qualify for the CL. We keep our boys. Spend £200m on quality. We become a serious serious outfit. I have no idea if we could do that. But assuming we play 10 CL games minimum, I think that nets £50m in income from TV, prize money and gates alone. Pushes our FFP up. 2 CL campaigns in 3 years and a Cup win. Sela is half the money Spurs get from AIA and less than the rest of the top 6. Why can’t we get deals at the same rate as Spurs? Or 90%? Our recent windows and last seasons performance have had the pundits comfortable again. Especially Carragher and Neville. Cup win, CL and some big signings will put the fear of God into them. Edited Wednesday at 11:21 by The College Dropout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted Wednesday at 11:22 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:22 We could win the title and Liverpool and Arsenal would still be snapping their fingers at us expecting our best players on a silver platter. Delusional doesn't even begin to describe it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted Wednesday at 11:32 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:32 At least with Liverpool it's relatively plausible. Arsenal fans going on like that is laughable at this point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted Wednesday at 12:10 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:10 Those teams’ fans licking their lips at the idea that we have to sell to them for PSR reasons is particularly galling. It’s a disgrace that more fuss isn’t made about how anticompetitive this is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
janpawel Posted Wednesday at 12:33 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:33 1 hour ago, The College Dropout said: It’s a major reason I want us to get into the CL, keep our players and sign a couple major players. It shifts the narrative. ATM there’s still a media view of ‘Newcastle can’t spend because of PSR. If they are to get to the top, Eddie, Isak and co. will have moved on as part of the journey.’ Qualify for the CL. We keep our boys. Spend £200m on quality. We become a serious serious outfit. I have no idea if we could do that. But assuming we play 10 CL games minimum, I think that nets £50m in income from TV, prize money and gates alone. Pushes our FFP up. 2 CL campaigns in 3 years and a Cup win. Sela is half the money Spurs get from AIA and less than the rest of the top 6. Why can’t we get deals at the same rate as Spurs? Or 90%? Our recent windows and last seasons performance have had the pundits comfortable again. Especially Carragher and Neville. Cup win, CL and some big signings will put the fear of God into them. Agree with all this. 2 CL campaigns and 1 trophy in 3 years makes us clearly the 4 best performing team in the league over a 3 year period Probably even 3rd best if Arsenal don't win the CL this year, they are in desperate need of silverware Deffo should be a means to review our sponsorship income Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted Wednesday at 14:14 Share Posted Wednesday at 14:14 1 hour ago, janpawel said: Agree with all this. 2 CL campaigns and 1 trophy in 3 years makes us clearly the 4 best performing team in the league over a 3 year period Probably even 3rd best if Arsenal don't win the CL this year, they are in desperate need of silverware Deffo should be a means to review our sponsorship income I think commercial viability is a bit more complex than what we've said. But the main shirt sponsor seems to be half what the lowest in the top 6 get and 20% above the one below us. I think we should be able to justify a bumper increase. Major 10 games ahead. Our Adidas deal is much closer to the top 6 though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted yesterday at 11:58 Share Posted yesterday at 11:58 Lewis Hall, certified Ben Arfa fanboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted yesterday at 11:58 Share Posted yesterday at 11:58 Just now, GeordieDazzler said: Lewis Hall, certified Ben Arfa fanboy Can’t blame him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted yesterday at 12:15 Share Posted yesterday at 12:15 On 25/03/2025 at 20:29, Skeletor said: I come back to this video every once in a while. A classic. He sounds like he's permanently commentating on the closing stages of the Grand National Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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