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14 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

Footy commentators are bad
 

But Carlton Kirby who commentates on the cycling on Eurosport is the biggest commentator cunt on the planet

 

He’s subhuman scum
 

Would take immense pleasure in pushing him from a barge into the Great Pit of Carkoon and watching The Sarlacc slowly devour him for elevenses 

 

 

 

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What a day we've had" 

After every stage no matter how boring its been, does my head in 

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9 hours ago, toon25 said:

Oh, man, what a wanker the bloke is.

 

Add to that the absolute fucking joke that is Chris Sutton.

100% on Sutton. Another graduate of the Garth 'take a weirdly strong position on something of no importance to seem interesting' Crooks school of punditry.

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The worst part today by a distance was the commentator saying the following when Zola was on screen:

 

"Chelsea are currently Cole generated, when they used to be Zola powered"

 

:anguish: 

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No mention of the utterly biased commentary yesterday, you'd think there was only one team playing with the way they carried on.

 

Love the way around the 85th minute they where talking as if the game was a full gone conclusion.

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5 minutes ago, 54 said:

No mention of the utterly biased commentary yesterday, you'd think there was only one team playing with the way they carried on.

 

Love the way around the 85th minute they where talking as if the game was a full gone conclusion.

ANTHONY ISAK!!!!!!!

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12 minutes ago, 54 said:

No mention of the utterly biased commentary yesterday, you'd think there was only one team playing with the way they carried on.

 

Love the way around the 85th minute they where talking as if the game was a full gone conclusion.

 

'foregone'

:milner:

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17 minutes ago, 54 said:

No mention of the utterly biased commentary yesterday, you'd think there was only one team playing with the way they carried on.

 

Love the way around the 85th minute they where talking as if the game was a full gone conclusion.

 

Trailer Park Boys Ricky GIF by NETFLIX

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I find SSN news approach to the premier league is, Liverpool, Man UTD, Chelsea, Arsenal & Man City.  Everyone else is a bit part player in their coverage and reporting. 

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52 minutes ago, NG32 said:

I find SSN news approach to the premier league is, Liverpool, Man UTD, Chelsea, Arsenal & Man City.  Everyone else is a bit part player in their coverage and reporting. 

 

Yes, I realised that when they officially changed the actual name of "Sky Sports News" to "Sky Sports Lets Talk Arsenal".

 

Then they changed it again to "Sky Sports Lets Talk Manchester United".

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1 hour ago, Harry 209 said:

Clyde Tilsdales commentary last night was absolutely diabolical by any standard. He was swooning over Liverpool from the kick off, never heard owt like it to be honest.

Yes it was sickening. That equaliser felt like a win. Get it up ya, yer biased twunts.

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2 hours ago, 54 said:

No mention of the utterly biased commentary yesterday, you'd think there was only one team playing with the way they carried on.

 

Love the way around the 85th minute they where talking as if the game was a full gone conclusion.

It was great hearing their tone shift when they realised pool weren’t going to win nor win in swashbuckling fashion. Just had the excuses lined up. Too many games, the breeze…Then big Fab stuck it right to them at the end and Gordon letting them know he doesn’t think much of them.

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2 hours ago, 54 said:

No mention of the utterly biased commentary yesterday, you'd think there was only one team playing with the way they carried on.

 

Love the way around the 85th minute they where talking as if the game was a full gone conclusion.

It was as bad as I've think I've heard. That groan of pleasure when Salah scored had me genuinely calling the TV a cunt :lol:

 

The worst though was the reaction to the two penalty claims. Ours wasn't a penalty despite the acknowledged clear contact with the player and not the ball, but when Liverpool's claim for the point blank blast of the ball into Burn's arm was dismissed, they quickly pointed out that it would have been a pen if it was the Champions League.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Lenny said:

It was as bad as I've think I've heard. That groan of pleasure when Salah scored had me genuinely calling the TV a cunt :lol:

 

The worst though was the reaction to the two penalty claims. Ours wasn't a penalty despite the acknowledged clear contact with the player and not the ball, but when Liverpool's claim for the point blank blast of the ball into Burn's arm was dismissed, they quickly pointed out that it would have been a pen if it was the Champions League.

 

 

 

I think I posted on Bluesky, that I felt sorry for the cleaner having to clean up Tyldesley's commentary box bukkake party after Salah got their third. Honestly sounded like he jizzed in his pants

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