Mattoon Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 I still reckon he starts tomorrow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwopnufc Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 minute ago, Mattoon said: I still reckon he starts tomorrow Not if he isn’t signed by 12pm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Just now, nwopnufc said: Not if he isn’t signed by 12pm And that seems unlikely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Woltemade, Woltemade he's our number nine we got him from stuttgart and he scores all the time to the tune of Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elma Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Mattoon said: I still reckon he starts tomorrow Don't think he will be signed in time, and even if he is, I'm still not sure Eddie will start him (he'd be on the bench though). From where I was at full-time on Monday I'll just be ecstatic if Tonali is in the starting line-up. Edited August 29, 2025 by Elma Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 minute ago, 1964 said: And that seems unlikely How do you know he hasn't been registered already? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 He may already have signed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 15 minutes ago, Slim said: I also seen today that he didn't turn down by in Munich. He agreed personal terms but Bayern Munich wouldn't pay the 70 million or whatever they wanted . Did he not do both? Agreed terms but the two clubs couldn't agree a fee. Bayern said they'd return next summer with the cash Stuttgart wanted. We then agreed a fee and then Das Woltemade told Bayern not to bother coming back in 12 months as he's off to become a big shithouse bastard under Howe & Tindall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 (edited) signed three hours ago but cannot be revealed until the social media team have found a polaroid camera and vintage Sony Walkman for him to pose with in a weird non-football-related dimly lit room and then they'll have to colour match the room so the arial 8 point text on the picture can't be read Edited August 29, 2025 by OpenC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 5 minutes ago, Scoot said: How do you know he hasn't been registered already? We don't, and he might be but it would be lightening quick for a medical and all the legal stuff. The fact he was flown over last night suggests an element of haste, it could have waited till this morning so you might be right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 hour ago, Geordie Magpie said: Howe doesn't think Woltemade will be available for tomorrow Doesn't Eddie have a history of being loose with the truth on team news though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 14 hours ago, Lush Vlad said: Right. Playlist for tomorrow. Rammstein Kraftwerk Kyau & Albert Enigma Hans Zimmer Any others? KMFDM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sushimonster85 Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 11 minutes ago, duo said: Doesn't Eddie have a history of being loose with the truth on team news though? Think this isn't him being loose, genuinely think it's going to go down to the wire. We will know in an hour or so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 12 minutes ago, OpenC said: signed three hours ago but cannot be revealed until the social media team have found a polaroid camera and vintage Sony Walkman for him to pose with in a weird non-football-related dimly lit room and then they'll have to colour match the room so the arial 8 point text on the picture can't be read Takes them a while to source the correct pinstripe trousers for him to wear as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 28 minutes ago, Kimbo said: So the idea that promising young players won’t sign for us because of how Isak has been treated was as much bollocks as it sounded. It always was. They will go where the money or best opportunity is. They will also see some of the shit players do and know that what happens in the media isn’t what happens. Lastly, and this is very important, we did fuck all wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 It's gone quiet again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timinperu Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 3 minutes ago, B-more Mag said: KMFDM Neu, La Dusseldorf, Popul Voh, Nina, Can, Faust, Amon Dual, Jane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 minute ago, TBG said: It's gone quiet again. Lucky I always remember to check the username before I react. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timinperu Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Just now, timinperu said: Neu, La Dusseldorf, Popul Voh, Nina, Can, Faust, Amon Dual, Jane. Oh of course Heroes was written in Berlin. The German version is insane Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 17 minutes ago, duo said: Doesn't Eddie have a history of being loose with the truth on team news though? Loose? Bloke’s a compulsive liar. Fully expect Big Joe and the Milan Maestro to start tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewboy74 Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 (edited) 17 minutes ago, B-more Mag said: KMFDM Edited August 29, 2025 by Drewboy74 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HayDen Traces Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 I reckon he'd start Osula after his goal Monday and bring this lad on 2nd half... assuming he's signed in time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewboy74 Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 14 hours ago, Lush Vlad said: Right. Playlist for tomorrow. Rammstein Kraftwerk Kyau & Albert Enigma Hans Zimmer Any others? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkaDot Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 10 minutes ago, timinperu said: Neu, La Dusseldorf, Popul Voh, Nina, Can, Faust, Amon Dual, Jane. add in some Cluster and Ash Ra Temple. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 35 minutes ago, nwopnufc said: Not if he isn’t signed by 12pm Not a chance the Premier League sign it off in time. ’Oh, I know you sent the details in at 9am, but Sheila in the office didn’t see it until she came back from her lunch break at 2pm.’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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