Fak Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 33 minutes ago, Smal said: Niiiiick Woltemade ooh ah I wanna knooooow how you scored that goal ???? To the tune of what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Just glad he's got a goal. Couldn't see the game today, but as a record signing CF replacing a former record signing CF, thank fuck he's up and running already. That the rest of his game seems to look very good is a bonus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Let’s honour him with a German song. Sonne by Rammstein. Eins, Nick Wol-te-ma-de Zwei, Nick Wol-te-ma-de Drei, He kind of looks like Rudi Voller Vier, Nick Wol-te-ma-de Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 1 hour ago, Shak said: Let’s honour him with a German song. Sonne by Rammstein. Eins, Nick Wol-te-ma-de Zwei, Nick Wol-te-ma-de Drei, He kind of looks like Rudi Voller Vier, Nick Wol-te-ma-de He’s a Geordie and he’s fucking good de dum de dum dum dum dum dum 🎹 He hates the mackems that’s understood de dum de dum dum dum dum dum He plays in black and white, scores every time de dum de dum dum dum dum dum and so on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 22 minutes ago, Superior Acuña said: He’s a Geordie and he’s fucking good de dum de dum dum dum dum dum 🎹 He hates the mackems that’s understood de dum de dum dum dum dum dum He plays in black and white, scores every time de dum de dum dum dum dum dum and so on On the rock theme, how about Hard rock hallelujah by Lordi. Hard cock, Woltemade! etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Looked great! Straight in against some "big lad" center halves but handled it comfortably and scored a header. Was heavily involved in buildup and used the ball well in a not flashy but suitably effective way. Won several tackles, which again is promising on the physicality front. The one thing we didn't see, and is still to come, is the crazy legs dribbles in his highlight reels. He drew a couple of fouls, but I think he'll draw a ton more like Gordon when he starts taking people on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 The rest of his game is very exciting. To be so comfortable with the physicality and pace of the league in his first game is so promising. Once Eddie works on his ruthlessness in front of goal, we got a real player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseman Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 2 hours ago, Fak said: To the tune of what? Pretty sure Tubthumping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis H Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 His name fits perfectly into “in the navy” by the village people. I’ve had it in my head since he scored. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaurentRobert Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Surely with AI we can edit Woltemade scoring the 2nd goal in the Carabao cup final? 🧐 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaurentRobert Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 This guy has all the makings of a cult hero. Has already warmed to the fans more than Ballsak ever did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Where was Rudi Voller 24 years ago?! Got to be his! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt1892 Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 8 hours ago, Irish Paul said: Isak is not in Henry's league and never will be imo. Henry had way more pace and could do everything Isak can do. He was just an all round better athlete too. Much less injury prone. Isak always looked knackered after 50-60 minutes in most games as well. The comparison with Henry always gets overblown, but he isn’t anywhere near that level but he might get there one day, he is more Van Persie level which is still world class on his day. As for Woltemade, he will have many better performances for us than that, but considering he has only had a few training sessions with his teammates, you can see the potential and what he will bring when the understanding is there and the routines are drilled in. His header was excellent and I can see him playing off Wissa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 4 hours ago, Ellis H said: His name fits perfectly into “in the navy” by the village people. I’ve had it in my head since puberty Fair doos Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Also fits nicely into the build a bonfire song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 (edited) 9 hours ago, Heron said: Aye. TBF I was pleased today. Was simple and effective and made him feel loved. Do agree though. I was just singing the Harry Potter tune and all the nearby Hagrids looked at me like some dementor. Think he means the sandro ole ole ole song Its not Its to the tune of championes ole ole ole Thought it was genius mesel as it came from nowhere Loud as fuck Edited September 14, 2025 by jack j Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Proper love him already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 40 minutes ago, jack j said: Think he means the sandro ole ole ole song Its not Its to the tune of championes ole ole ole Thought it was genius mesel as it came from nowhere Loud as fuck Sounded class and natural. Not creative but it’s a great start to have a chant for a new player that gets a lot of noise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Boom boom boom boom A German in the Toon Ain't nobody harder Than big Nick Woltemade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Wol-te-made Wol-te-made Wol-te-made Wol-te-made Wol-te-made Wir pass'n, pass'n, pass'n an die Woltemade Wir pass'n, pass'n, pass'n an die Woltemade Wir pass'n, pass'n, pass'n an die Woltemade Wir pass'n, pass'n, pass'n an die Woltemade To the tune of Autobahn by Kraftwerk. Just do that for 22 minutes basically. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexumaster Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Wolte-mad, wolte-mad, wolte-mad Wolte-made good man To the tune of Whatta Man by Salt-N-Pepa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibierski Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Come on David, prime sponsorship space here being missed behind Nick. Get some on the ceiling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 2 hours ago, joeyt said: Boom boom boom boom A German in the Toon Ain't nobody harder Than big Nick Woltemade This is class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 Its a rip off from the palace mateta song which every other team has a version of now, sadly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted September 14, 2025 Share Posted September 14, 2025 5 minutes ago, jack j said: Its a rip off from the palace mateta song which every other team has a version of now, sadly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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