Nick Woltemade

[Mole]

16 minutes ago, Mike said:

Have just watched the goal an additional 100 times. He meant every fucking second of that who the fuck does he think he is.

He then celebrated like it's something he can do a 100 more times

 

I know we're not winning games but this sick fuck is making me enjoy games by himself.

[Mike]

2 minutes ago, Mole said:

He then celebrated like it's something he can do a 100 more times

 

I know we're not winning games but this sick fuck is making me enjoy games by himself.

 

He walked away like Barry Sanders the nerve on this lanky motherfucker that was a Wednesday for him how the fuck am I supposed to be ok with this.

[Mole]

I know we say "act like you've been there before" but he took it a little too well ngl.

 

I'm kinda scared by what's next.

[Coffee_Johnny]

40 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

He walked away like Barry Sanders the nerve on this tall beautiful human that was a Wednesday for him how the fuck am I supposed to be ok with this.

Fixed your post. 

[St1pe]

I already love him. 

[Turnbull2000]

Lush. But that Elanga cross, jesus 

[Skeletor]

Glad he's hit the ground running. The rest of the team looks like it has no goals in it except for Gordon.

[PauloGeordio]

Absolutely love this guy. So pleased for him. Such a great touch and vision for the pass. Hope he scores again and gets the home love on Tuesday night.

 

 

Edited October 19, 2025 by PauloGeordio

[gbandit]

He’s scoring a brace on Tuesday. Big Nick dicks again 

[toon25]

He needs performing wingers with him, like 

[Jack14Bojangles]

Nick is a player full of passion and dedication to football. He'll simply have fun. And he has an absolute will to win. His passing accuracy is phenomenal and he has a great sense of humor. He's always quick to make the right decision. And he's so likeable and down-to-earth. He's my favorite player.

 

I initially came to the Premier League because of Wirtz's move, and I've been watching games ever since. Since Nick started playing for Toon and I've experienced his game and the environment here, I've fallen in love. Now I have a Nick jersey and I really like Toon. I recognize the differences between them and Liverpool and have clearly chosen the Magpies. I don't like Liverpool anymore.

[madras]

1 minute ago, toon25 said:

He needs performing wingers with him, like 

Just as much as midfielders to run off him. I'm pinning so much on Ramsey for this.

[Jack14Bojangles]

Oh yes, something else I wanted to tell you.

 

Premier League games are much more intense than those in the Bundesliga.
The Bundesliga relies much more on safe passing and possession. Technically, it's no worse than the PL.

 

But I've grown to love the PL. The ball is constantly being passed up and down. There are thrilling duels. Referees here tend to let things run more, which I think is good, because that's football. There are fewer dives; the football here is more honest. There's a fight for every ball. All in all, it's more thrilling and exciting than Bundesliga games.

 

I've switched to the PL.

[Guybrush]

I've never seen you before new poster guy, but you're confirming all of my biases, so you're alright!

[Mike]

2 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

There are fewer dives; the football here is more honest.

 

[Jack14Bojangles]

Am I that bad, or do you just have something against Germans?

 

Before I visited England in 2014, I certainly had some prejudices.

But since then, I've loved the people of Great Britain.

 

From another Topic, I wrote:

 

Please excuse me if I come across as a smart-ass or arrogant. That's not my intention.

I just want to join the discussion. And perhaps the perspective of a "Kraut" might be interesting to you, too.

By the way, I don't speak English fluently, so of course I also use a translation program.

 

 

 

Edited October 19, 2025 by Jack14Bojangles

[Optimistic Nut]

On 18/10/2025 at 17:27, Geordie Magpie said:

Quality every game he's played, just wish the others around him would step it up!

 

So important that they do. I don't think CL qualification is as critical this season as it was last as long as we still have a good season, but last thing we want is for him to start thinking he's above us so quickly.

[Mike]

4 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Am I that bad, or do you just have something against Germans?

 

Before I visited England in 2014, I certainly had some prejudices.

But since then, I've loved the people of Great Britain.

 

 

 

 

 

 I'm reacting to the understanding that the EPL has less diving than the Bundesliga.

[Jack14Bojangles]

Ah okay, sorry for being so sensitive.

[Mole]

9 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Am I that bad, or do you just have something against Germans?

 

Before I visited England in 2014, I certainly had some prejudices.

But since then, I've loved the people of Great Britain.

 

From another Topic, I wrote:

 

Please excuse me if I come across as a smart-ass or arrogant. That's not my intention.

I just want to join the discussion. And perhaps the perspective of a "Kraut" might be interesting to you, too.

By the way, I don't speak English fluently, so of course I also use a translation program.

 

 

 

 

It's funny you say that because I have friends in Germany and before I visited I thought the normal people would hate me but I really get on with German people.

 

I can't wait to go back when I get the chance.

[madras]

11 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

 I'm reacting to the understanding that the EPL has less diving than the Bundesliga.

Possibly sees less diving as its more robust. An obvious dive wouldn't be so obvious to someone who's not watched it as much.

[Fak]

11 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Ah okay, sorry for being so sensitive.

 

What do the Germans make of Jobe Bellingham and more specifically his mam and dad's behaviour?

[Erikse]

2 hours ago, St1pe said:

I already love him. 

 

Christ, we kept giving the ball away through sloppiness in the end of so many of these clips. Just goes to show that Woltemade is the least of our worries. Even if you focus on the general play rather than the goals.

 

 

Edited October 19, 2025 by Erikse

[LionOfGosforth]

28 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Am I that bad, or do you just have something against Germans?

 

Before I visited England in 2014, I certainly had some prejudices.

But since then, I've loved the people of Great Britain.

 

From another Topic, I wrote:

 

Please excuse me if I come across as a smart-ass or arrogant. That's not my intention.

I just want to join the discussion. And perhaps the perspective of a "Kraut" might be interesting to you, too.

By the way, I don't speak English fluently, so of course I also use a translation program.

 

 

 

 

 

Worked with a German lad for years over in the US. He is probably the funniest person i've ever met, humor is dry as sticks

[Jack14Bojangles]

9 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

What do the Germans make of Jobe Bellingham and more specifically his mam and dad's behaviour?

Jobe's father's behavior after his substitution in Dortmund's first Bundesliga game hasn't been widely discussed publicly. I haven't heard anything major about it.

However, Dortmund has responded internally by restricting access to sensitive areas for family members.