Nick Woltemade

[Checko]

1 hour ago, 1964 said:

My thoughts were that they were insinuating that because he has a male friend over from Germany that he was gay, the whole thing was utterly pathetic

Maybe, though to be fair Big Nick did previously say his friend had come over from Germany with him and they were both single, so the fact he publicly volunteered information about his relationship status before does make it a bit more acceptable to ask about IMO, though still not great craic.

 

 

Edited December 10, 2025 by Checko

[Holloway]

oh who gives a shite, man

[HayDen Traces]

Couldn't give a toss if any professional footballer is gay. As long as they're not hurting anyone I say leave people to it, it's their life.

[gbandit]

It’s absolutely no one’s business. The way people are fixated with other people’s private lives is a complete joke. Just leave people be 

[Ronson333]

His movement in the box has been poor so far, we’ve put in some decent crosses 

[SAK]

20 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

His movement in the box has been poor so far, we’ve put in some decent crosses 

Been laying it off too much, wish he’d hold it and try to turn the defender. 

[80]

Feels like this game has swallowed both our Germans so far.

[Jack14Bojangles]

And Nick has already played a good game, as he brilliantly forced the penalty kick.

[ED209]

Sneaky creeping up on the keeper like that. Well done though. 

[Collage]

Not sold on him, at least not as a striker

[nufc123]

Desperate for a rest.

[nemtizz]

1 minute ago, nufc123 said:

Desperate for a rest.

 

Thank fuck he didn't play 93 mins.

[Playmaker]

I was howling with laughter last night when the fan with Woltemade wig & tash came on  

 

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-in-leverkusen-inside-a-special-european-away-day

 

[TheBrownBottle]

23 hours ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

And Nick has already played a good game, as he brilliantly forced the penalty kick.

I thought he was pretty anonymous tbf.  If Wissa is fit I’d be looking to have him on the bench for a bit. 

[The Butcher]

4231/442 or drop him imo. It just doesn't work with up front on his own. The quality of our wingers isn't helping him either.

[Smal]

I feel sorry for him because everyone else is playing so deep that he’s incredibly isolated and that really doesn’t suit his game, but his lack of quality when he has had the ball has been astonishing really.

[Nucasol]

2 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

4231/442 or drop him imo. It just doesn't work with up front on his own. The quality of our wingers isn't helping him either.

The wingers have been trash but his decision making has been shite as well.

[nufc123]

Slow and lonely.

[Fak]

Can't see Wissa doing much different even if he was fit as nowt is being created. 

[Ronson333]

2 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

4231/442 or drop him imo. It just doesn't work with up front on his own. The quality of our wingers isn't helping him either.

Our wingers in that half were shocking, both can’t even keep the ball in play never mind provide a cross 

[Newcastle Fan]

His vision is poor for someone who apperently can play as a 10.

[nemtizz]

5 minutes ago, Fak said:

Can't see Wissa doing much different even if he was fit as nowt is being created. 

 

Well for starters he's not slow as fuck

[RobsonsWonderland]

5 minutes ago, Fak said:

Can't see Wissa doing much different even if he was fit as nowt is being created. 

He would surely run around more even if half fit

[Jack14Bojangles]

Eddie urgently needs to find the right position for Nick.

I'd play Wissa up front and Nick behind him. Maybe a 4-2-3-1.

[buzza]

Would help if we actually played a high press instead of lumbering back to a low block every time.

Very timid 1st half