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10 hours ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

I thought it was a I know I’m a bit late, but barely kind of comment. Like ‘I just about made it out in time for the start of the second half’ ?

That's right, basically. In the example I gave, the ball 'just about' crossing the goal line would lead to VAR disallowing a goal. You 'just about' making it out for the start of the second half should lead to an enforced forfeiture of your season ticket. :geordiesathome:

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17 minutes ago, enthusiast said:

The number of people who can't spell "Ten Hag", or other commonly-heard names of really famous people.

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't worry, the rate he's going his name won't be getting referred to so frequently for much longer.

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Little one from yesterday, but Emerson got booked for waving an imaginary card at the ref for Bruno's first yellow, for the second foul, two or three West Ham went up to the ref asking the question. Either book everyone who tries getting a player booked, or none.

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3 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Little one from yesterday, but Emerson got booked for waving an imaginary card at the ref for Bruno's first yellow, for the second foul, two or three West Ham went up to the ref asking the question. Either book everyone who tries getting a player booked, or none.

Miggy was caught waving the imaginary card as well but got away with it.

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Players, deliberately, pulling their shorts up to expose their, massive, thighs. Usually just the one leg but Antonio did a doubler when he gave a foul and got set for the free kick. 

Fucking love themselves, footballers, like

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21 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Players, deliberately, pulling their shorts up to expose their, massive, thighs. Usually just the one leg but Antonio did a doubler when he gave a foul and got set for the free kick. 

Fucking love themselves, footballers, like

Not their fault you've got spindly little pins.

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27 minutes ago, Exiled in Texas said:

Posters saying “can’t wait for player X (Big Joe, Little Joe etc) to be back in the team”

 

Yeah fine, but tell me who you’re dropping to open up the spot.

 

We’re not playing 12 aside, so give me the line-up change

 

We're not playing 12 aside but we are playing in multiple competitions. 

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On 01/10/2023 at 13:58, The Prophet said:

 

"Ball knowledge", "mid", "cooking". 

 

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When did “cooking” become such a huge term. Anytime I see some shit “beef” on Twitter it’s invariably accompanied by “hol’ up, let him cook”, with tons of likes 

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