Guest Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Watching football and seeing Micah Richards at halftime selling his soul for we buy any car. Bellend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said: Watching football and seeing Micah Richards FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomYam Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Coffee_Johnny said: I thought it was a I know I’m a bit late, but barely kind of comment. Like ‘I just about made it out in time for the start of the second half’ ? That's right, basically. In the example I gave, the ball 'just about' crossing the goal line would lead to VAR disallowing a goal. You 'just about' making it out for the start of the second half should lead to an enforced forfeiture of your season ticket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 “Famous Victory” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 04/09/2023 at 12:21, The Prophet said: "Elite". Make it stop. "Ball knowledge", "mid", "cooking". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 22 minutes ago, The Prophet said: "Ball knowledge", "mid", "cooking". Cold ?, dusted, ratio, hold, let him cook. ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 "legacy fans" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Joelinton7 said: Cold ?, dusted, ratio, hold, let him cook. ? The zoomerification of football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC91 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Pricks leaving after 82 mins to get a seat in the Strawberry or get on bus home to beat wait at chip shop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Micah Richards. Fucking idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enthusiast Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 (edited) The number of people who can't spell "Ten Hag", or other commonly-heard names of really famous people. Edited October 3, 2023 by enthusiast Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, enthusiast said: The number of people who can't spell "Ten Hag", or other commonly-heard names of really famous people. I wouldn't worry, the rate he's going his name won't be getting referred to so frequently for much longer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 18 hours ago, enthusiast said: The number of people who can't spell "Ten Hag", or other commonly-heard names of really famous people. Ciaran Clarke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 This sudden explosion of the word "elite" in football is the pits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Little one from yesterday, but Emerson got booked for waving an imaginary card at the ref for Bruno's first yellow, for the second foul, two or three West Ham went up to the ref asking the question. Either book everyone who tries getting a player booked, or none. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 [Insert name] is him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said: Little one from yesterday, but Emerson got booked for waving an imaginary card at the ref for Bruno's first yellow, for the second foul, two or three West Ham went up to the ref asking the question. Either book everyone who tries getting a player booked, or none. Miggy was caught waving the imaginary card as well but got away with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Players, deliberately, pulling their shorts up to expose their, massive, thighs. Usually just the one leg but Antonio did a doubler when he gave a foul and got set for the free kick. Fucking love themselves, footballers, like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 As someone with thunderous thighs I reckon that's mainly a comfort thing like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said: Players, deliberately, pulling their shorts up to expose their, massive, thighs. Usually just the one leg but Antonio did a doubler when he gave a foul and got set for the free kick. Fucking love themselves, footballers, like Not their fault you've got spindly little pins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Chop Chop Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 So called fans puling their own players to bits for not being superhuman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Posters saying “can’t wait for player X (Big Joe, Little Joe etc) to be back in the team” Yeah fine, but tell me who you’re dropping to open up the spot. We’re not playing 12 aside, so give me the line-up change Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 27 minutes ago, Exiled in Texas said: Posters saying “can’t wait for player X (Big Joe, Little Joe etc) to be back in the team” Yeah fine, but tell me who you’re dropping to open up the spot. We’re not playing 12 aside, so give me the line-up change We're not playing 12 aside but we are playing in multiple competitions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 On 01/10/2023 at 13:58, The Prophet said: "Ball knowledge", "mid", "cooking". When did “cooking” become such a huge term. Anytime I see some shit “beef” on Twitter it’s invariably accompanied by “hol’ up, let him cook”, with tons of likes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 11 hours ago, Superior Acuña said: We're not playing 12 aside but we are playing in multiple competitions. Still only 11 players each game - who’s out to bring X in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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