David Icke - Son of God Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I'm sure this will help the team score goals. Matter of time before Pardew works it into one of his excuses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Replays? f*** me, it's bad enough having to watch it once. Might be worth it if they manage to play replays of something else like the Meyler incident. Slo-mo replays, at least three of them should do it. Just put the Keegan/Robson season review DVDs on a loop, a ticket wouldn't be a complete waste of time and money then. Wouldn't we need some sort of broadcasting licence for that? $$$ = no Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 It'll look s***. Bet you'll be able to see the wires and leads dangling down, too. Big ass surge protector hanging. there's no way on earth Ashley would sanction a surge protector, you just know he's one of those, 'it'll never happen to me' gamblers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I'm sure this will help the team score goals. You won't be this sarcastic when we're bouncing set penii off it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Do you think they've only decided to do this now because they were previously afraid that Shola would break the screen with one of his shots? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 It'll look s***. Bet you'll be able to see the wires and leads dangling down, too. Big ass surge protector hanging. there's no way on earth Ashley would sanction a surge protector, you just know he's one of those, 'it'll never happen to me' gamblers It's going to have a rotating SPORTS DIRECT logo on the screen, with fucking SPORTS DIRECT replay wipes. It'll have goddamn armed guards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 As soon as someone scores there'll be an advert to buy their shirt at Sports Direct Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 "Sports Direct.com, UK's number 1" will drone out for sure as in the cheap and tacky TV commercials. Expect adverts for MA's luxury brands such as Donnay, Slazenger and Sondico. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 "We regret to announce we will be raising the price of match-going fans as they will be viewing matches LIIIIIIVE on SkySports... in addition to with their own eyes." Cheap bastards will probably just hook it up to a laptop and illegally stream footage of the game off the internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 So.. any pics of how shit it'll look? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why have I got images of someone standing on the pitch with a remote control, bickering with a colleague whether it's HDMI 1 or 2. You know, like when your mother tries to work the DVD player? Also, the most useful thing it can be used for is to display the lineups. I'd not be surprised if this doesn't happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I bet the aspect ratio is wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I bet the aspect ratio is wrong. The fucking thing will go into standby after half an hour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 If it's anything like the half time screens, it'll just show one goal on a loop from every camera angle in the ground, including a blimp and someone on their phone in Level 7. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 There will probably be a way of donating towards the electricity bill by text. 'Text CONME followed by your donation in multiples of £100 to keep the screen going!' And people will do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Biggest cheer of the day will be when the screensaver logo hits the corner of the screen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 They're taking the f***ing p*ss not only doing this, but advertising it as something to be celebrated. Everything they do is try and make fans appreciate the club for doing anything other than provide football. We're encouraged to celebrate LED screens, deals with Papa John, balance sheets, deals with Puma and Wonga, low ticket prices, discounts on shitty third-kits and whatever the f***, as long as it has no connection to Newcastle United winning games or scoring goals or not losing horribly all the time. This isn't a football club anymore. Absolutely nailed it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Will it not knack the eyes and experience of any away fans sat right by it? Can imagine it to be majorly off putting. CuntsDirect aside they'll have needed this for the RWC n all. No try. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Hold on, so we're installing only 1 screen, that a majority of the stadium (east stand, gallowgate..) can't even see? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Hold on, so we're installing only 1 screen, that a majority of the stadium (east stand, gallowgate..) can't even see? Moot point. It's unnecessary, I'm sure the anoraks in the East Stand managed without a video screen previously. God help the people who need a visual prompt to keep track of things like the score and the amount of time played ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Biggest cheer of the day will be when the screensaver logo hits the corner of the screen. Great reference. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 A big screen..? Its bad enough watching the turgid mess unfold on the pitch or TV without seeing it all in close-up...especially when the camera focuses on the genius in the dug-out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 A big screen..? Its bad enough watching the turgid mess unfold on the pitch or TV without seeing it all in close-up...especially when the camera focuses on the genius in the dug-out. Its only so we can show Rugby in May/WC 2015. Wouldnt be there if it was only football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Every time something tacky goes up I have in my mind "hopefully when the fat fucker finally snuffs it the next owners will remove it" but there is that much shit now in the ground I have lost confidence. The vile lettering on the East stand, the shite on the Gallowgate, the embarrassing mess in the tunnel, the hundreds of advert boards scattered round and now this Americanised bollocks. Grim. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 From reading between the lines of one of the latest articles I read, it seems the fat man (not Elliott) has some sort of watertight contract that they will stay, should he leave, which in effect gives a little hope that he's thinking about it. it's a small price to pay if it meant him being gone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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