Guest Stephen927 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 It's cos the lads found roids in Tiote's bathroom cupboard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Am I the only one who's a bit cynical? Sounds too good to be true... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Am I the only one who's a bit cynical? Sounds too good to be true... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Am I the only one who's a bit cynical? Sounds too good to be true... Absolute legend, is Tiote, what a fantastic story... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Am I the only one who's a bit cynical? Sounds too good to be true... Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norwegian-Geordie Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Am I the only one who's a bit cynical? Sounds too good to be true... Reminds me of the story about Javier Hernandez and the shop assistant that helped him find the pasta. Most people here thought it was bullshit iirc, and so is this probably this. Sounds a bit over the top tbh. But whether the story is true or not, I have no doubts Tiote is a fantastic guy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Yeah I'm definitely not doubting that Tiote is a great bloke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 A Blue taxi driver informed me that Tiote is the only Newcastle player that tips decent, give a fiver instead of keep the 20p. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rey Mysterio Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 1-0 up in the last minute, he's through on goal, do you cynically hack him down from behind to secure the win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 1-0 up in the last minute, he's through on goal, do you cynically hack him down from behind to secure the win? ?? Impossible to be up 1-0 against Cheik man, get a grip of yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMag Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 A story about Tiote from another website: "At about 4:30pm Cheick (and Ranger, but this is his only appearance in the story) are in a well-known electronics store in town just after signing his new contract, he proceeds to spend 5k on a brand new sound system. So after packing it all up for him one of the lads asks if he has any idea how to set it all up, obviously he doesn't so one of the lads says he'll set it up for him if he comes back just after 5pm. Cheick returns just after 5 and a few lads go back to his house in jesmond to set the gear up for him. After it's done he asks them if they play Fifa, they do so Tiote and the lads have some(a couple of bottles apparently) wine and play fifa. about 10 Tiote decides they he's going to have to go to bed as he has traning in the morning, so they bet on the last fifa game that if they win they get some free Newcastle stuff.(it was a draw) but Tiote gives them Shirts, boots, tracksuits etc anyway. They leave as its only 10 they end up in a bar in Jesmond. About 30 mins later Tiote shows up unannounced with a sharpie and signs all the stuff for them before going back home." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 1-0 up in the last minute, he's through on goal, do you cynically hack him down from behind to secure the win? You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 8-0 down. You're useless and he's much, much better than you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rey Mysterio Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 1-0 up in the last minute, he's through on goal, do you cynically hack him down from behind to secure the win? You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 8-0 down. You're useless and he's much, much better than you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 1-0 up in the last minute, he's through on goal, do you cynically hack him down from behind to secure the win? If you did, he'd probably throw the controller away and cynically hack you down from behind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Shefki Kuqi in Spago tonight, what a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 You're round playing Fifa at Cheik's, you're 1-0 up in the last minute, he's through on goal, do you cynically hack him down from behind to secure the win? If you did, he'd probably throw the controller away and cynically hack you down from behind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 They can hardly come out with: We were banging 7 gram rocks thats how we roll, we only have one gear go. C’mon Pards, we got tiger blood. A statement like that would have been more funnyfunnier, though. FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 True story hmm ? who knows all sounds a bit to Tino Anyway a well known electrical store in town that sells £5k sound systems.. ? Global is gone.. Tiote at Richersounds ? Seven Oaks (well known?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Fat Freddie Shepherd in the lift in our building yesterday after a business meeting in one of the upper floors. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 True story hmm ? who knows all sounds a bit to Tino Anyway a well known electrical store in town that sells £5k sound systems.. ? Global is gone.. Tiote at Richersounds ? Seven Oaks (well known?) Halfords He raided the Ripspeed section for himself and Ireland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Pretty sure I've just saw Nile riding a shitty 90's mountain bike down near the Silverlink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Pretty sure I've just saw Nile riding a shitty 90's mountain bike down near the Silverlink. Was he eating an apple? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCW1983 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Pretty sure I've just saw Nile riding a shitty 90's mountain bike down near the Silverlink. I can just imagine the sound of his shooter hitting the crossbar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vinkent Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Coloccini walking outside the club store in Eldon Square on Wednesday and then Shearer in his shiny black Aston Martin at Blue House roundabout yesterday. Just like buses... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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