Decky Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Just heard on SSN that Lita could miss the start of the season after straining a muscle when trying to get out of bed Whats the strangest ones you have heard of? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantu Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Canizares dropping a bottle of aftershave on his foot. Missed the World Cup, poor fucker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Just heard on SSN that Lita could miss the start of the season after straining a muscle when trying to get out of bed Whats the strangest ones you have heard of? was it trying to get out of bed or when he stretched after waking up? sure they said it was when he stretched after waking up. How unfit do you have to be for that to give you a muscle strain. Got him in my dream team too, will have to get shot.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Titus Bramble getting any injury whilst winning a ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Emre twatted by a golf ball while walking across the Sage carpark on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Wasn't it Mark Fish who fell through a glass coffee table? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Canizares dropping a bottle of aftershave on his foot. Missed the World Cup, poor fucker Considering he's a goalkeeper it has to rank in the top 3 like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I'm sure I remember an English keeper dropping a jar of something on his foot, happened a while back. EDIT: It might have been Dave Beasant actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 was it trying to get out of bed or when he stretched after waking up? sure they said it was when he stretched after waking up. How unfit do you have to be for that to give you a muscle strain. Got him in my dream team too, will have to get shot.. From what I read, it wasn't a muscle strain, though, but rather some weird nerve pressure thingy. I've seen something like that happen to a friend, and it was hilarious. Obviously very painful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Just heard on SSN that Lita could miss the start of the season after straining a muscle when trying to get out of bed Whats the strangest ones you have heard of? was it trying to get out of bed or when he stretched after waking up? sure they said it was when he stretched after waking up. How unfit do you have to be for that to give you a muscle strain. Got him in my dream team too, will have to get shot.. I think the problem is that footballers are so fit that it only takes the slightest thing for them to pull a muscle. A bit like a finely tuned racing car I suppose, in that it doesn't take a lot for them to break down or not run properly..... It does make you laugh though, I have played football for nearly 30 years and never really had an injury that stopped me from tutning out. Slight strains and knocks were just played through. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maddog2 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 you're extremely lucky, i tore my knee ligaments when i was 16 in footy. all but ended my footy career :S Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Didn't Ian Walker injure himself falling out of the loft? Edit: Think it was another keeper, maybe at Everton (his name escapes me, big ears) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Keegan fell over in the bath Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Didn't Ian Walker injure himself falling out of the loft? Edit: Think it was another keeper, maybe at Everton (his name escapes me, big ears) Richard Wright He also injured himself warming up at Stamford Bridge by falling onto a sign in the goulmouth telling him not to train there. Clown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Also... some player injured his knee while walking his dog. Got tangled up in the lead making his leg twist. Can't remember for sure who it was, but Cudicini comes to mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Also... some player injured his knee while walking his dog. Got tangled up in the lead making his leg twist. Can't remember for sure who it was, but Cudicini comes to mind. Roy Keane? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Bee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Didn't Jamie Redknapp drop a remote control on his foot? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodson Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Swedish midfielder Klas Ingesson hit an elk with his car and got some sort of whip lash injury to his neck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toonie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Baseball player Sammy Sosa strained his back sneezing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shido Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I know darren bent missed some games cause he cut his finger makin' a sandwich. Could have been last season or the one before.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Also... some player injured his knee while walking his dog. Got tangled up in the lead making his leg twist. Can't remember for sure who it was, but Cudicini comes to mind. Roy Keane? Walking not wanking mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearer9 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Cristiano Da Matta hit a deer while driving a Champ Car over a year ago, hasn't raced since. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Amzed this thread has gone so long without someone mentioning Kevin Kyle's scalded bollocks. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16900129&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=scaldin--balls--footy-star-drops-boiling-water-in-lap-name_page.html Arca was out for a while with a jellyfish sting as well. I remember when Southampton had two very apt injuries for the same match with Peter Crouch out with a damaged knee and Micheal Poke out with a broken finger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Roy Carolll got injuered picking the ball out of the net. I think it was Reo Ferdinand who got injured changing the channel. And I remember David James getting injured playing Tomb Raider or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Amzed this thread has gone so long without someone mentioning Kevin Kyle's scalded bollocks. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16900129&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=scaldin--balls--footy-star-drops-boiling-water-in-lap-name_page.html Arca was out for a while with a jellyfish sting as well. I remember when Southampton had two very apt injuries for the same match with Peter Crouch out with a damaged knee and Micheal Poke out with a broken finger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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