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Kelly’s already gone and sits in this season’s accounts and in terms of the rest, the goalkeepers fees would be divided by ten (and even then I’m not sure we’d get £500k for Dubravka). No-one is paying £25m for Willock these days, and Longstaff has a year left on his contract.

Apparently a proper baller, that lad.

He’s not close to Souness, Allardyce, JFK or Bruce for me. I also find McClaren more dislikable

Would be a cracking signing for me. A GK is an obvious need, despite us being able to fill a five-a-side plus subs with keepers at the moment - Pope is a good PL keeper with flaws, Dubravka had a good spell last season but is getting on and isn’t the equal of Pope.

It is some achievement that Pardew isnt my most hated manager of my lifetime like, it's a testament to Bruce really, takes some next level twatishness to beat Pardew, and here we are

Apart from accidentally cutting my cock off with a pair of rusty secateurs & inadvertently shooting myself in the head with a BB gun, this was undoubtedly the worst day of my miserable existence

That’s right, it was - forgot about the fanzine! Never heard them sing it, but it’s fair to say it must’ve been around a while for that. Seems apt that their ‘anthem’ is something that only winos sing.

I'm only going so I can see Simeone.

Hmm, can imagine a few not being happy with that, especially after selling them first. The prospect of a near enough first team, or everyone in the squad would have been a decent factor. I don't mind, but I'm going with my brother and one of the first thing he said was at least it won't be split teams this time. He doesn't actually support Newcastle mind.

Mate he made me hate football, I'd been obsessed since I was about 4.

Ahh shit, I knew I'd chosen the wrong gif.

Rafa leaving broke me. There was no point. It was all hate until the takeover.

Didn't realise you liked Minteh mate.

You're punctuation is terrible

Only 18 months older than Miley or so. Gittens is showing some signs of elite ability but also way off it in major ways. It's a gamble. Minteh compares favourably to a lot of these players in some key ways. Such a shame.

I've heard them sing it, not so much a big in a ground thing but in pubs etc. Their old fanzine was called that because of that. Not surprisingly they would also sing Rolf Harris's "Two little boys".

Theyve probably made an accidental error after a few drink's

It was 30 years for me and the wife and when Bruce came we left the building.

Love them both

More cash in the coffers, we can tie up Wilson to a three year contract extension with this news alone

Means jackshit tbh. Obviously they will quote a ridiculously high price to start with. We'll counter with a realistic fee which might get the deal done. A lot depends on if Elanga wants to be here.

Not quite, they have just threw away £30m on Bellingham.

Personally I find it ourageous that clubs don't want to sell us their best players cheaply.