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I'd love Kudus, mind

#wait

He really is the absolute worst like. Hating him was a hobby for thousands of people.

Why would a club pushing to become a regular CL team sign a striker who is fucking appalling at finishing chances?

Aye, we’ll see…

Shame. Madueke under Howe would be immense.

Waugh recycling material again?

The athletic latest: Trafford number one GK target but Lucas Chevalier also interests us. Big interest in Pedro and Elanga, Madueke not a target. DCL also not a target.

But with zero goals return. What dreams are made of. 🤢

Reads like he's putting his name in the hat for if and when Ruben gets the chop.

Smooth talker, you know? Not a relentlessly thick cunt at all.

Maybe it'll be the (frankly fucking horrific ) scenario where we keep Wilson on some buttons contract and sign DCL, with the hope that somehow there'll be enough minutes cobbled together to give Isak a rest 🤔

And then a reverse for good measure.

In Waughs latest transfer update in The Athletic he says DCL isn't currently under consideration 🎉🎉🥳

DCL makes commercial sense being free but feels a bit out of the frying pan (Wilson) into the fire. Same issue, potentially good striker that's never fit for long and Isak won't feel the pressure at all.

Got Leazes 2nd row behind the goal. Like watching a completely different game down there but enjoy it every now and then for a change. Interesting to actually hear how much communication goes on during a game

Marinakis sounds like an absolute nightmare owner. What a shame.

Hope he gets run over

Alan Pardew: "I'd like to see him [Mbeumo] in a Man United shirt. We need a big Man United. The Premier League needs a big Man United. Just for historical net levels, I want a big Man United" Always liked wor Alan.

That fat fuck just wants Palace’s Europa League spot.