Greg

Can anyone in this squad replicate the amazing skill of one size last time we played Derby away in the Championship? One of the most outrageous pieces of skill I've ever seen.

He's always had a decent long distance shot on him, scored a great goal against Leeds a few years ago. Just not good enough to be in a position to shoot very often.

And Mark Robins, Keith Hill, David Flitcroft, Micky Mellon and Danny Wilson.

If he signs and delivers on the pitch no problem with me. We've had much bigger cunts previously. If he signs and is shit, he can fuck off and die.

It was clearly a foul, but not a yellow imo. It was careless, not reckless nor used excessive force (the terms in the laws) and so shouldn't have been a yellow.

I sit in the middle of the East Stand and heard them once or twice, far more noise coming from the Gallowgate and corner.

No.

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Just got mentioned by Shelvey on Goals on Sunday.

Because he must have deemed the ball to not be in play.

What did he actually do to force you to wait for him for an hour and a half in such inclement weather?

Was my left back when I took NUFC to world domination on FM16. Fully aware this has no bearing on his actual ability in real life.

The linesman would have ran back to the halfway line if he thought it was fine. Clearly he thought it was dodgy and wanted to consult the referee.

Apart from the pen which was idiotic I thought he was fine. Looks better on the ball than Lascelles, Hanely and Dummett.

Sels took one on Saturday.

I keep seeing people mentioning them 3 positions and rightly so but what we are missing most is a playmaker. All we do is play it wide and then there's nobody to aim for in the middle. We are in desperate need of somebody to get on the ball in between our midfield and attack. Will be a hard slog to go up if we don't sign one This is a big problem but is a team shape issue more than a personnel issue. Needs fixed asap.

Pretty hard for him when none of his team mates move and make themselves available for a pass. Hence all our play goes sideways to Janmaat.

Gini should score that.

Has Wijnaldum touched the ball yet?

Alex Manninger on the bench? He must be getting on a bit.

Shite.