Skeletor

Oh Skirge what would we do without you reposting articles that have already been discussed on previous pages .

Sorry I should have said footylatest. All these sites are so similar. Enjoy:

Fooymad already delivered the all important news.

I'm the same. It'd also fill people with confidence that we actually can do transfers .

Officially, his future should be decided in the next few days According to his agent, we've made an offer According to Spanish press, it's a matter of hours before he signs So no, then? Signing for Benfica Hotspurs FYP

He's only voicing his opinion. He provides good comedy and sometimes talks sense. No he doesn't. Surprised that was the only part you underlined tbh.

Problem is that if we ban him we won't get vital, expert DVD reviews of all our future signings. I don't think we could live without that.

Keegan needs another long haired centre back.

Let me guess.... Newcastle target Warnock turns down the deal at the last minute after a problem with personal terms. i reckon its a barton swop or something They're gonna take Ameobi in part exchange to complete their new look super strike force.

He's getting desperate then.

He's locked in the basement.

I agree. He should have definitely been asked what's up with his hair.

Are you gay? Sorry to disappoint you mate but you will not be lifting my shirt, go hunt elsewhere. Yeah Skirge's heart is only for the Krulster. aye , He's unbelievable ya see. So that's his secret identity on here? Its no secret... Not anymore it isn't

Are you gay? Sorry to disappoint you mate but you will not be lifting my shirt, go hunt elsewhere. Yeah Skirge's heart is only for the Krulster. aye , He's unbelievable ya see. So that's his secret identity on here?

Are you gay? Sorry to disappoint you mate but you will not be lifting my shirt, go hunt elsewhere. Yeah Skirge's heart is only for the Krulster.

Not a patch on Pele the 2nd Ambrose Esquire though.

Athletic tape

He'd be sent of due to the new rule. Which would be awesome and more importantly very lolzy.

Imagine if the fullback marking him put on a venom mask every time he tackled Jonas.

Would've changed them to B&W stripes, renamed 'Real Newcastle'

Freddie Shepherd missing out on his main target?

Hit the "issue hands off warning" button. But Chris Hughton thinks we should press "Available for the right price" Never listen to the assistant manager. If they knew what they were talking about they'd be the manager.

Hit the "issue hands off warning" button.

Picked West Ham, Spurs and the Mackems just because I can.

The hypochondriac probably coughed once to unblock his throat and thought he had Malaria. Probably not long before he was expected at training.