Skeletor

Stealing our goals from our British soldiers.

TBF that mullet must have weighed a fair bit.

Nobody hates him, but he's clearly declined whilst the team has exponentially improved at the same time.

Boooooo

Hopefully they're both sprinting to a proper barber shop.

That fella who got Bournemouth relegated hasn't done too bad for us really.

Lionel Miggy once again.

I love Miggy

Playing right wing back in a 3-4-1-2 apparently.

Mad seeing how good Miley is. Not used to having a wonderkid actually playing like a wonderkid instead of a Matty Pattison.

Gordon doing a Murphy.

Until we pull his mask off and reveal him to be Frimpong. And Ottoman would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us meddling N-O kids.

Fuck Sheffield Wednesday.

Not sure if NUFC Twitter hot takes is thread worthy so

Think we’re suffering a “Southampton’s shit deal buying Livramento with a ~40-50% sell on clause” tax.

Easy there Lambeezy.

Sucks for Leicester. Should have been more willing to compromise with the Barnes fee and build some good faith with us.

Dark day for @Jack27. Welcome Tino!

I'm glad he's over his disgusting feelings towards Cabbageheed.

I'm glad he's been doing well in pre-season but the acid test is how he does in the league. Haris Vuckic used to look amazing every pre-season before dwindling away when the season started for real.

Been saying all summer it's the priority position for me.

Happier times.