Skeletor

Not unless we already have a deal lined up that just needs us to insert £15m + a few million to activate.

What's Ferran Torres' fee since we were linked to him again today?

Same day delivery? Yes please.

Another one bites the dust then.

Don't let teeth girl find this out.

I hate everything about this.

Guehi is paraded on SSN as our new signing. Meanwhile with Lacroix waiting on his taxi to Crystal Palace:

A rare instance of Cabbage Head picking Schar.

God knows we need it and he owes us.

Twice in a week. Not just stupid, but creepy and intrusive questions at that.

She asked a stupid question like that in the Bournemouth presser as well. Allegedly asked if the club was spying on Tonali to ensure he doesn't gamble. She has a very strange obsession with Tonali and should be banned from all pressers going forward.

Its also been reported previously as well.

£20m for this guy...

Loser keeps Vlachodimos.

As if people fell for the "its close" line again

I just kinda hoped he would never come back to England (unless it was here). Mikel Arteta though

Wut.

Guessing people on X don't have a clue what he does at the club.

Anything but this.

If Oasis can reunite, we can sign Marc Guehi. I just hope it doesn't take that long though

I'm hoping he'll be the key to the intensity returning. That gegen press that we destroyed teams with in our 4th place season, whilst also giving us more dominance in both keeping possession and bringing it forward. The midfield looks so flat at the moment and hopefully he is the answer, especially with so much to prove and hopefully a lot of pent up anger/frustration channeled in the right direction.