Menace

The Don

He's been pretty bad this season like. I hope we move on.

He'll get games, I don't see the reason for a loan personally. Even if it's 20 minutes here and there it's still game time. Willock is a crock, Joe hasn't been great for a while. Miley has a great chance to make a difference

Aye you basically proved my point.

Froggy's always quick to tell us how great of a season Man U signings have had. Pretty sure you were quite vocal about De Ligt being Bayern's best defender too - he looks shite as predicted

Its crazy that he's learning from both Tonali and Bruno day in day out. He's going to be a superstar. Never forget he pocketed PSG's midfield last season.

Ange P45Coglu

Suggested we've missed out on Huijsen for £15m in the summer...

The Glazers have pulled off a blinder

That West Ham and Brighton 6 points and we'd be 4th.. I hope it doesn't bite us in the * at the end of the season

How do you explain to a football neutral Jacob Murphy? You really can't

That chance.. a goal would've done him the world of good man.

We've been on fantastic form, no surprise it's because he's found a way to put Sandro in. Long may it continue I don't want fucking Mourinho or anyone else.

Where has this team been? We're fucking back lads

My cock is rock hard

I'd snap their hands off for that fee. All of a sudden Almiron + 20m for Bakayoko doesn't seem so bad.

I mean those are pretty important things for a winger, doesn't Schar have the same amount of goals as him?

I say this as someone who has no ill feelings towards him. He's woeful

"we look better with longstaff"

I remember that Bolton game under Big Sam, we actually looked like a good team. Oba was so unpredictable, his numbers for us were very decent all things considered.

Considering he's what 25? Not really no. Dibling you're betting on potential. Mbeumo you're betting on proven results. Again - these type of signings Dibling etc are fantastic if you are already established, but how far can Eddie really take us with a team just full of "future potential" rather than players who are ready to make a difference now. Mbeumo contributions in our current team would have us second/third I'd imagine.

Having Dibling ahead of a guy thats been arguably one of the best RW in the prem for 2-3 seasons is crackers. Mbeumo is the type of signing to get us top 4. Bored of discussing how much future players will be sold in the future or "how much their value will increase"

I think he can't be arsed anymore - far too risky for us.